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  • You Can Now Get Fake Boobs For 24 Hours In 20 Minutes

    When it comes to the different sizes of boobs, I’d pick C-cups every single time. C-cup boobs aren’t too big, they’re not too small, they’re just right.

    C-cups are my favorite breast size but in the grand scheme of things, I’m not picky. I can fucks with any size of breast so long as they’re real. I have no problem ogling women with fake boobs, but in real life fake boobs are kind of a turn-off as I’m generally weirded out by plastic surgery.

    As of recently, fake boobs have gotten even weirder because there’s now a new procedure that lets women who have always been curious about fake boobs but were too nervous to go under the knife get the implants they’ve always dreamed of for 24 hours.  Continue Reading

    November 14, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 9354

  • Quebec Pornstar Is Hosting a Sex Marathon To Pay For Her New Boobs

    Big fake tits are a divisive thing. Some people absolutely hate the look and feel of silicone titties whereas some people hate flat chests so much that they don’t care if tits are natural or man-made.

    The one thing we can all agree on is that fake boobs don’t come cheap. Breast augmentation can cost anywhere from $5,000 to $10,000.

    Most people don’t have that kind of scratch lying around to fund a new pair of tits. However, Quebec pornstar Zoe Zebra has found a way to get a new pair of fake boobs while creating a media maelstrom at the same time.

    Zoe Zebra, a 22 year old pornstar from Saguenay, Quebec will receive full funding for her new boobs from porn company AD4X after completing a sex marathon where she will sleep with 25 men in one night. The event, titled the “Boule-O-Thon” (which is probably a funny boob-pun in French but I don’t get it), is happening in a trailer next to Club 77, a strip club in Gatineau, Quebec.

    Now, before you ask, “Isn’t this prostitution?” I’ll just tell you it’s not prostitution. Technically, the guys are not paying for sex. Zoe Zebra is getting paid by AD4X in the form of new boobs in exchange for letting them film her 25-man sex marathon. The guys participating in Zoe Zebra’s sex marathon only have to pay the price of admission ($15), which includes condoms and masks.

    If you’re considering going to Gatineau, Quebec for a chance to fuck Zoe Zebra before she gets implants, keep this in mind: attending the event doesn’t mean you’re going to fuck Zoe Zebra. Zoe Zebra will personally select the 25 men she wants to fuck. Plus, nowhere does it specify what kind of sex Zoe Zebra will have with the 25 men. She could have vaginal sex 5 times and then switch to oral sex for the last 20.

    All I know is that I wouldn’t want to be man #25 in Zoe Zebra’s sex marathon. Talk about sloppy seconds twenty-fifths.

    So far, there are 222 people attending Zoe Zebra’s sex marathon on Facebook. If you want to help Zoe Zebra get new boobs then RSVP to the Facebook event, head up to Canada and hope that Zoe Zebra picks you.

    Visit the Zoe Zebra sex marathon Facebook below:

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    August 22, 2014 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights, Sex News • Views: 26323

  • New York Wants To Ban Ads For Fake Boobs On The Subway

    Governor of New York Andrew Cuomo is pushing to have “racy” ads for fake boobs removed from New York City’s subway system.

    Via CBS New York:

    New York transit officials are agreeing to reconsider their advertising standards after a top aide to Gov. Andrew Cuomo objected to a cleavage-baring ad for breast enhancement. Howard Glaser, Cuomo’s director of state operations, wrote to the Metropolitan Transportation Authority on Tuesday asking the agency to take action after the New York Daily News wrote about the revealing advertisement.

    The reason Glaser is going after ads for fake boobs is because the MTA has a $190 million annual state subsidy, plus a over a $5 billion in dedicated taxes. Glaser wrote in a letter that, “The public has a right to expect that the MTA will strive for a family-friendly environment.”

    And advertisements for fake boobs are what’s making ruining the “family-friendly” vibe of the MTA?

    If the ads for fake boobs looked like something you’d see in the Big Tits category on Sex.com then yeah they should be banned, but they’re not. There are standards and practices in advertising that won’t allow them to make the ads too racy. They should provide scientific evidence that ads for fake boobs are ruining the lives of New Yorkers that ride the subway, otherwise we should totally forget all about this story.

    Rather than going after ads for fake boobs, maybe the Governor and his director of state operations should be focusing on reducing the number of deaths in the MTA. Just last year, New York City was on pace to set a new record for MTA-related deaths. Maybe it’s just me, but for me, people dying is way worse than ads for fake boobs.

    Now you already know that I’m not a proponent of fake boobs. But if there’s one thing that’s more important than natural breasts, it’s free speech. And plastic surgeons should be able to advertise their fake boobs wherever they please. Especially since people just aren’t down with fake boobs nowadays.

    April 10, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 6330

  • Woman Dies Attempting To Give Herself Fake Boobs

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    FAKE BOOBS.

    I’ve never been a fan of fake boobs. Big tits are awesome but by no means are they essential to a woman’s sex appeal. If anything, big fake boobs undermine the appeal that natural big boobs have because they’re usually rock hard, veiny, and weird looking.

    If only I could have told that to Sonia Perez Llanzon, the 39 year-old Argentinian woman who died on March 6th after attempting to give herself fake boobs.

    Ms Llanzon attempted to give herself fake boobs by injecting vaseline into her boobs. Yikes. I may not be some fancy doctor, but as a rule never inject anything into yourself because you’re probably going to have a bad time.

    In the weeks after injecting herself with Vaseline, Ms Llanzon had difficulty breathing. When admitted to hospital, doctors found a blood clot in her lungs, caused by the Vaseline entering her blood stream.

    “She denied everything at first but then confessed she had injected Vaseline into [her breasts],” said Julio Pla, Head of Surgery at the hospital where Llanzon was treated. “I’ve never seen a case like this. The human body has antibodies to remove bacteria and viruses but it hasn’t got any mechanisms against this type of product.”

    Before the botched attempted to get fake boobs, Ms Llanzon was apparently in good health. The Huffington Post reports that she was a marathon runner and a boxer.

    I had never heard of anyone trying to get fake boobs by injecting Vaseline into their chest, but according to the BBC it’s all the rage in Asia.

    I don’t want to make light of this because a woman is dead, but please remember that surgery should be reserved for the professionals. The only thing you should do as an amateur is make amateur porn. But to make good amateur porn you need big tits…Vicious circle…

    via La Capital

    March 20, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 2627

  • This Pornstar’s Boobs Are So Big They Could Kill Her

    126 This Pornstars Boobs Are So Big They Could Kill Her

    Gigantic ticking time bombs

    Boobs don’t get much bigger than pornstar Elizabeth Starr’s O-cup breasts. While in theory, boobs that big sound fabulous, the sad news is that Elizabeth Starr’s boobs could kill her.  Continue Reading

    January 15, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 3749