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  • New Sex Toy, Gaga, Lets You See The Gross Insides of Your Body

    Ever thought to yourself: man, I like using this dildo a lot, but I really wish that I could simultaneously see the inside of my own body in all of its fleshy glory while pleasuring myself?  If the answer to that question is yes, well, that’s kinda weird buddy.  But I won’t judge you, because I’ve seen much, much, much, much weirder shit while working at Sex.com

    The Gaga costs $180, which is pretty fucking steep for a sex toy.  But it includes the toy, a camera, a built-in light, as well as a USB charger and some other crap.  Personally, I don’t really see the appeal.  What if you stick it in your butt and see some poop?  Gross.

    Yes, I just dropped a bit of a poop joke.  What up, readers?

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    July 22, 2014 • Sex, Toys • Views: 6989

  • Celebrities Have Real Sex in Nymphomaniac Trailer

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    Charlotte Gainsbourg in Nymphomaniac

    I’m going to start by saying that I don’t like Lars Von Trier. His films are able to cut straight to my core, leaving me depressed and disturbed. With that said, I am hesitantly looking forward to his latest movie Nymphomaniac.

    Though I’m sure that Nymphomaniac will be an emotionally draining watch and could likely turn me off sex for a while, at least we’ll get wild sex scenes from stars Charlotte Gainsbourg and Uma Thurman, plus the acting and sex scenes debuts of babes Mia Goth and Stacy Martin.

    Just watch the trailer and you can decide for yourself whether or not you want to endure the hardship of a Lars Von Trier film for the sake of graphic Charlotte Gainsbourg, Uma Thurman, Mia Goth, Stacy Martin, Shia Labeouf, Christian Slater, and Willem Dafoe sex scenes.

    Nymphomaniac Official Trailer from Zentropa on Vimeo.

    Yikes.

    Yes, there will definitely be sex but it also looks very brutal.

    Screen Daily is reporting that there are two versions of Nymphomaniac coming soon. The shorter, 4-hour cut of Nymphomaniac will be released in Denmark on Christmas Day and then internationally in the early part of 2014. The longer and more sexually explicit (i.e. more close-ups of genitals) 5.5 hour cut of Nymphomaniac will be released a few months later in 2014.

    It’s probably going to be a masterpiece, but do you really have time to watch a 4 to 5.5 hour long art-house porn movie that will leave you depressed and hating sex?

    I know I don’t. No word on whether or not Von Trier plans to make a third cut featuring just the sexy celebrities having sex and none of the depressing stuff in between, but I’m sure the internet will take care of that once the film is released.

    And just so you know, when asked about the sex scenes in Nymphomaniac, producer Louise Vesth said, “We shot the actors pretending to have sex and then had the body doubles, who really did have sex, and in post we will digital-impose the two. So above the waist it will be the star and below the waist it will be the doubles.”

    So unfortunately, these sexy celebrities aren’t really having sex but it’s pretty damn close.

    nymphomaniac Celebrities Have Real Sex in Nymphomaniac Trailer

    Shia Labeouf and Mia Goth in Nymphomaniac

    November 25, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 7033

  • We saw your boobs at the Oscars

    oscars seth macfarlane 510x411 We saw your boobs at the Oscars

    I only saw one boob on Oscar night and his name was Seth MacFarlane.

     OSCARS!

    Is there any other pluralized name in the world that could be possibly more exciting than “Oscars”?

    For three hours and thirty-five minutes, we sat in suspenseful boredom to see some celebrities sing, dance, and win awards for movies we did not see.

    Of course, the big story from Oscar night has nothing to do with any of the nominees or winners (other than Jennifer Lawrence because J-Law is so hot like Hansel right now). The only thing people are talking about from Oscar night is seeing boobs. Specifically, “We Saw Your Boobs”. Continue Reading

    February 25, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1897

  • Breaking down the Hillary Clinton sex video

    HillaryPanda Breaking down the Hillary Clinton sex video

    Hillary Clinton and a Panda?

    FreedomWorks, an influential Tea Party group, made a promotional video for a big conference. For some reason, the promotional video included a sequence that showed two female interns dressed up as Hillary Clinton and a Panda (the Panda represents bleeding heart liberals, by the way). Allegedly, the panda is seen on its knees giving Hillary Clinton a blowjob. Yes, a Hillary Clinton Panda sex video.

    Of course, it was never screened because that would be crazy. MotherJones broke the story this morning and people are outraged. But is it really that bad?

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    February 14, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 590