• Reporter Jhendelyn Nuñez Makes Me Wonder Why I Haven’t Been Rooting for Chile in the World Cup

    There’s been an alarming amount of pictures and videos of extremely attractive women fervently supporting their home nation teams for the World Cup.

    Well all know that South American women are potentially the most attractive in the world, but generally the focus ends up pointed on Brazil (that’s because Brazilians have big butts usually).

    I’m here to inform you that you’ve been rooting for the wrong nation in the informal world cup of babes.

    We have a new champion country, and it’s Chile. Chile and Brazil faced off in the elimination round of the World Cup and when Chile player Alexis Sanchez scored a goal against the South American powerhouse, reporter Jhendelyn Nuñez just had to go ahead and show her pride.

    Luckily for us, her manifestation of nationalistic pride involves wearing a bra patterned with the Chilean flag.

    I can honestly say that those probably look like the nicest boobs I have ever seen. I’m not even using hyperbole here. I am entranced by this video. In fact, while beginning the process of writing this post, I watched the video about 30 times in a row. I think you’ll probably end up doing the same thing. It doesn’t hurt that, on top of having a killer rack, Jhendelyn Nuñez seems generally extremely attractive and looks like a lot of fun.

    So, yea, go Chile!

    Here’s another hot picture of Jhendelyn Nuñez. This also makes me ask an important question about the state of our North American media. Why the hell don’t we have reporters like this up here? Get with the program North America – more people would be willing to sit through your boring news reports if you hired people like Jhendelyn Nuñez to do the reporting. Yeah that’s right, I’m basically a genius. Hire me CNN.

    July 3, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 10426

  • Miley Cyrus Frees Her Nipples For Christmas


    Can’t wait to get another look at those wrecking balls

    Miley Cyrus is back again this week trying to save Christmas sex for the entire world.

    This time instead of twerking for Christmas, she’s taken to flashing her boobs to spread the spirit. On Saturday, Miley tweeted, “Merry Christmas THANK YOU NY for being one of the few states to @freethenipple” and included this picture:


    Free the Nipple is a cause very near and dear to both Miley and I. It’s an organization that aims to “decriminalize the female body.”

    Believe it or not, there are some crazy people who think that women should keep their bodies concealed by clothing. But thankfully with Miley Cyrus backing them, a Christmas miracle that lets women go topless wherever they go could be in the works.

    December 16, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 2034

  • Top 10 Tips To Surviving Black Friday


    Black Friday

    Today is Black Friday, the only day of the year where it’s socially acceptable to trample and beat people to death in order to get 50% off on some crap you’ll never use.

    Depending on when you’re reading this, you’re either about to get killed by a crowd of angry shoppers or you’re already dead. Hopefully it’s the former because I have the Top 10 Tips To Surviving Black Friday. If you’ve already been killed by the rabid Black Friday shoppers, you have no use for these tips.

    Are you ready to find out how you’re going to survive Black Friday? Well here’s the Top 10. Continue Reading

    November 29, 2013 • TOP 10's • Views: 2782

  • Flash Your Boobs For Free Pizza

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    The three things I love most: Pizza, Boobs, and Beer

    Pizza is delicious. It’s especially delicious when it’s free. The only problem is that free pizza can be hard to come by.

    But not at Drew’s Pizzeria in Champagne, Illinois.

    Drew’s Pizzeria had been giving away free pizza to college girls who showed flashed their goods.

    Boobs-for-pizza? Sounds too good to be true, right?

    Well the deal was a real thing. So real that Drew’s Pizzeria even advertised the deal on its now defunct Twitter account.  Continue Reading

    September 11, 2013 • Polls • Views: 2304