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  • Farrah Abraham Has New Blow-Up Doll and It’s Terrifying

    The more Farrah Abraham tries to get blood (i.e. money) from the stone that was her short-lived and over-reported career as a pornstar (not a celebrity who had a sex tape leaked!), the unless animosity I feel towards her.

    At the height of the Farrah Abraham porn video’s height, she was the bane of my existence. Every day, she was appearing somewhere to refute the claims that her “sex tape” was in fact a sex tape and not a regular porn video. To see her blatantly lie only to have people eat it up was infuriating.

    But ever since Farrah Abraham released that replica of her asshole, that animosity has been replaced by sadness. We are officially in the Sad Era of Farrah Abraham’s celebrity.

    Over the weekend, the Farrah Abraham Saga only got sadder with the release of the new Farrah Abraham blow-up doll because the doll looks like something straight out of your nightmares. If your first thought when seeing the Farrah Abraham blow-up doll is, “I want to stick my dick in there,” …you got problems, dude.  Continue Reading

    January 26, 2015 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights, Sex, Toys • Views: 5984

  • Watch Eufrat Mai Tour The Fleshlight Factory

    During her tour of the Fleshlight factory just outside Seville, sexy Czech pornstar Eufrat Mai reveals that her father once told her: “The woman has a special present from God. With our vagina, we can be a star.”

    First of all, what kind of dad is telling his daughter that the key to stardom is through her vagina? Did he also get her a casting couch audition for her 18th birthday?

    Second of all, did he know that Eufrat Mai would take that to heart and become an internationally renown pornstar with her own signature Fleshlight?

    Whatever Eufrat Mai’s dad was thinking, we’re thankful that she took his advice to heart because we can’t enough of this leggy brunette’s vagina. Both on video and replicas of it.  Continue Reading

    January 23, 2015 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Porn News & Highlights, Pornstars • Views: 10363

  • Eva Lovia Is Your New Digital Playground Star

    Last night at the AVN Awards, Nikki Benz, Keiran Lee and Dani Daniels took the stage to announce the winner of Digital Playground‘s DP Star Contest.

    The next Digital Playground contract star (and also the brand new Fleshlight Girl) is none other than Japanese-Spanish beauty EVA LOVIAContinue Reading

    January 22, 2015 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Porn News & Highlights, Pornstars • Views: 6555

  • This Is The Grossest Sex Toy We’ve Ever Seen

    For everyone who has always wanted a Fleshlight but wished that they looked less like a flashlight and more like a severed foot, we’ve got good news! Such a thing exists!

    Introducing the grossest sex toy we’ve even seen: The Vajankle!  Continue Reading

    January 19, 2015 • Sex, Toys • Views: 3538

  • The Top 10 Best Lisa Ann Videos of All Time

    In light of Lisa Ann’s shocking announcement that she’ll retire from porn at the end of 2014, we think it’s only fitting that we commemorate her incredible career in the adult industry by highlighting what we consider to be the 10 best Lisa Ann videos of all time in one of the Sex.com Blog’s classic porn lists.

    So prepare yourself for a bittersweet send off of the world’s most popular MILF pornstar, the one and only Lisa Ann!  Continue Reading

    December 17, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Porn Lists, Pornstars • Views: 21727

  • Lisa Ann Announces Her Retirement

    THIS IS NOT A DRILL, PEOPLE! THIS IS THE REAL DEAL.

    Lisa Ann, the world’s favorite MILF pornstar, announced her retirement last night via handwritten letters posted to her official Facebook page.

    Read the emotional, heart-felt 10 page letter to her fans below.

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    December 16, 2014 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights, Pornstars • Views: 20309

  • Cures For Blue Balls, Ranked

    Is there anything worse than blue balls?

    If you can think of something worse than pain in the testicles caused by prolonged and unsatisfied sexual arousal, then I’d love to here about it.

    The one saving grace about getting blue balls is that it’s easy to cure. All you have to do is clear the pipes of fluid (i.e. cum!).

    Even though curing blue balls is (relatively) easy, we still decided to rank the cures from blue balls. See below the Cures For Blue Balls, Ranked from worst to best.  Continue Reading

    December 9, 2014 • Porn, Porn Lists, Sex, Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 11555

  • How To Use A Fleshlight with Your Lover

    When it comes to male masturbatory aids, this porn blog can only endorse trying a Fleshlight.

    Why?

    Because Fleshlights are the best male sex toy on the market. It’s really as simple as that.

    Whenever we’ve written about Fleshlights in the past, we’ve only written about it in terms of solo use. So it’s time that we correct our omission of couples play with Fleshlights. Though Fleshlights are a lot of fun to use on yourself when you’re alone, it’s even better when you use it with a lover for some unforgettable foreplayContinue Reading

    November 25, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Pornstars, Sex, Sex & Dating Tips, Toys • Views: 14915

  • The 10 Strangest Sex Toys of the Year

    Sex toys have one purpose and one purpose only: make getting off even more fun.

    However, sexual satisfaction varies from person to person because we’re all beautiful, unique snowflakes. So sometimes…a sex toy designer will come up with a new sex toy that they’re convinced will help the sex positive adults of the world have a better time cumming, but when it’s unleashed on the world, the reception isn’t as warm as they hoped because it turns out the sex toy they’ve made is actually totally fucking weird.

    So far, 2014 has been an excellent year for weird sex toys. And since Black Friday is coming up and the Christmas season is upon us, we thought it would be a good idea to show you the 10 Strangest Sex Toys of the Year, so you know not to stuff your significant other’s stocking with these weird sex toys.  Continue Reading

    November 21, 2014 • Funny, Sex, Stuff, Toys • Views: 15301

  • Everything You Need To Know About Angela White’s New Fleshlight

    Last month, Fleshlight announced that busty, Australian porn sensation Angela White was the latest pornstar to get her anatomy molded for your pleasure by offering fans a chance to win a date with the big titted wonder from down under. Today, they’ve made their partnership official by releasing Angela White’s signature Fleshlight.

    Since we’re both Fleshlight aficionados and huge Angela White fans, we figure it would be a good idea to tell you everything you need to know about Angela White’s new Fleshlight (but were too afraid to ask).  Continue Reading

    November 5, 2014 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights, Sex, Toys • Views: 8408

  • Farrah Abraham Dressed Up As Elsa From Frozen To Sell Her Asshole

    Erotic novelist. Tone-deaf singer. Reluctant pornstar. MILF minus the “I’d Like To Fuck”.

    These are the titles that come to mind whenever I think about Farrah Abraham.

    But now, she’ll always be the creepiest version of Elsa from Disney’s Frozen because Farrah Abraham was in an Elsa costume to sell molds of her vagina and asshole in Hollywood earlier this week.  Continue Reading

    October 30, 2014 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights • Views: 11242

  • Fleshlight Wants You To Win A Date With Busty Australian Pornstar Angela White

    Fleshlight is the sex toy for men that just keeps on giving. First they saved us from fucking those miserable homemade sex toys and now they’re trying to hook you up with busty Australian pornstar Angela White!  Continue Reading

    October 22, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Porn News & Highlights, Pornstars • Views: 8447

  • My Date With A Fleshlight

    A few days ago, the Sex.com Blog staff was lucky enough to receive a big box of “Man Toys” from our friends at Fleshlight. Just look at this big box of treasure packed with care from the good people at FleshlightContinue Reading

    October 8, 2014 • Reviews, Toys • Views: 6705

  • 4 Simple Tips To Last Longer In Bed

    Whenever a man has a question about sex, you can bet big money that it’s going to be either one of these two sex questions:

    1. “How can I make my penis bigger?”
    2. “How can I last longer in bed?”

    These are the two most common questions sex experts are asked by men (though often they might be worded differently). Why? Probably because having a small penis and cumming too quickly are generally thought of as emasculating.

    Last month, we established why having a big dick isn’t so great and now I’d like provide some reassurance for my fellow by sharing 4 simple tips to last longer in bed. Are you ready to stop worrying about cumming too soon and love having marathon sex? Then pay attention!  Continue Reading

    September 29, 2014 • Sex, Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 19017

  • The Best Homemade Sex Toy EVER, Reviewed

    Earlier this month, a Youtube tutorial titled “how to make the best homemade sex toy EVER” blew up on the internet. The video has garnered over 1.5 million views and was featured on Jezebel and BroBible.

    As far as Youtube tutorials go, it was probably the creepiest one we’ve ever seen.

    The video is totally silent with an unusually inconsistent frame rate. The visuals and the annotations explain how you can make the best homemade sex toy EVER. All you need is a couple of tube socks, a latex glove, a rubber band, a blanket, something fluffy like a mattress pad, some seat belts or rope and absolutely no self-respect. Watch the video below in case you haven’t seen it yet.

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    September 12, 2014 • Reviews, Sex, Toys • Views: 33047

  • Fleshlight Do’s And Don’ts

    For those of you that aren’t yet in the know, masturbating with your hand is so 1997. When Steve Shubin was granted a patent for Fleshlight in 1998, he found a better way to masturbate that’s benefited millions of men around the world. Why would you give yourself a handjob to get off when you could be simulating sex with a life-like vagina, mouth or ass that can be discreetly hidden as an oversized flashlight?

    Even though using a Fleshlight makes masturbating with your hand completely obsolete, there are still some men afraid to take the plunge. In order to help you see the light and have more fun masturbating with a Fleshlight, we’ve decided to tell you about the Do’s and Don’ts of proper Fleshlight use. Ready to find out how you can be having more fun while masturbating?

    FLESHLIGHT DO’S AND DON’TS

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    August 19, 2014 • Porn, Porn Lists, Sex, Toys • Views: 35004

  • Two New Jenna Haze Fleshlights Now Available For 25% Off & Free Shipping!

    Jenna Haze hasn’t shot a porn scene since 2011, yet three years later she’s still one of the most popular pornstars on the internet.

    Given that the world of internet porn has such a short attention span, always craving new girls, how has this girl managed to stay on top? Not only stay on stop but have a fan base that’s been growing consistently? Well, I have one theory…

    JENNA HAZE IS JUST THAT AWESOME.

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    August 13, 2014 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights, Sex, Toys • Views: 19722

  • Tired of Holding Your iPad While Simultaneously Using Your Fleshlight?

    Well young man, if that’s the case, then I certainly have some interesting news for you.

    No longer will multi-tasking while trying to jerk off to your favourite pictures and videos at Sex.com be an issue for you. Laziness reigns supreme!

    It’s called the Launchpad and its basically an expensive holster for your iPad with grips on the side so you can furiously bang your expensive piece of technology.

    This new product allows you to rig up your porn-machine (iPad) with your fleshlight of choice, so now while you’re skyped into an important million dollar business meeting you can secretly fuck a plastic tube at the same time, you lucky devil you.

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    June 30, 2014 • Sex, Toys • Views: 16631

  • Sex With Robots Becoming More Popular

    A new survey by A One Poll has found that the fear of a robot taking your job is growing. 31% of people fear that one day they will be replaced by smarter, faster, more efficient machine. I don’t want to get into a debate as to whether or not we should be replaced by machines for the good of the planet, so I’ll just tell you that the poll also found that 17% of people would have sex with a robot.

    While that is hilarious, it’s important to remember that similar survey results released last showed that only 1 in 10 people would have sex with a robot.

    That means the popularity of sex with robots (or at least the idea because as far as I know sex robots are not yet available but I pray to robot-God every night that they come true) has grown in popularity by 7% in only a year’s time.

    If this trend continues, then by the time we actually have fully functioning robots designed specifically for sex, the idea will be 100% acceptable.

    And why shouldn’t it be?

    There are men out there (and some women too) that view their sexual partners as object anyways, so why not just give them a robot to jizz in and let everyone else trying to build some intimacy do their thing?

    Sure, people may say that sex with robots is unnatural but anyone who wants to make that argument really has no business reading this on the internet because the internet is unnatural. Yet here you are, trying to get some sex over the internet. How is it any different than having sex with a robot? Don’t act like you never tried to fit your dick into a floppy drive before.

    If you don’t know what a floppy drive is, then you’re not old enough to be on this website, so please leave.

    Anyways, I have no qualms with people having sex with robots. It’s not like it’s going to ruin sex between two (or more) people. If technological advancements could threaten sex between two people in any way, the Fleshlight would have sex obsolete by now.

    I just think it’s amazing that the popularity of sex with robots is on rise despite there being no robots to even have sex with.

    Y’all must be getting hornier by the minute!

    May 8, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 30122

  • Top 10 Things To Do If You’re Alone On Valentine’s Day

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    Happy Valentine’s Day!

    Valentine’s Day sucks.

    It sucks when you’re in a couple but it especially sucks when you’re single because you’re alone. At least when you’re dating someone, you’re both having a miserable Valentine’s Day together.

    So yeah, Valentine’s Day sucks. But at least it only lasts 24 hours! That’s why if you’re feeling a little blue on Valentine’s Day, you can do one of these 10 things because this is the TOP 10 THINGS TO DO IF YOU’RE ALONE ON VALENTINE’S DAY.   Continue Reading

    February 13, 2014 • TOP 10's • Views: 4447