They say that imitation is the greatest form of flattery, but when someone takes an inferior product and tries to pass it off as the world’s best-selling male sex toy…that’s just down right insulting. Continue Reading
There are two things that every man is insecure about when it comes to sex:
- Dick size.
- Premature ejaculation.
And while you’d have to go to great lengths to increase your dick size, learning how to last longer in bed is easy if you’re willing to put in the time and effort to train yourself to control your orgasm. Unfortunately, this training regiment to last longer in bed will mean that you’ll have to cum. A lot. If you feel like you can take some time to make yourself cum over and over again in order to some day last longer in bed, then keep reading and you’re on your way to becoming a God of Sex! Continue Reading
You don’t need a Veronica Avluv video to show you that sex is better with sex toys (but it’s here if you do).
But even though we all know that sex is better with sex toys, there still seems to be a lingering stigma about owning sex toys. People are especially cagey of men owning sex toys. Since the first season of Sex and the City, it’s been totally fine for women to talk openly about their vibrators. But if a man tries to talk about a vibrator, everyone grabs their pitchforks and torches because you’re a pervert!
Well you know what? I say nuts to all that crap! Men shouldn’t be ashamed of owning sex toys. No, rather men who don’t own sex toys should be ashamed because they are missing out.
To help you maximize your sexual potential, here are the 5 sex toys every man should have hidden somewhere in their bedroom. Continue Reading
The more Farrah Abraham tries to get blood (i.e. money) from the stone that was her short-lived and over-reported career as a pornstar (not a celebrity who had a sex tape leaked!), the unless animosity I feel towards her.
At the height of the Farrah Abraham porn video’s height, she was the bane of my existence. Every day, she was appearing somewhere to refute the claims that her “sex tape” was in fact a sex tape and not a regular porn video. To see her blatantly lie only to have people eat it up was infuriating.
But ever since Farrah Abraham released that replica of her asshole, that animosity has been replaced by sadness. We are officially in the Sad Era of Farrah Abraham’s celebrity.
Over the weekend, the Farrah Abraham Saga only got sadder with the release of the new Farrah Abraham blow-up doll because the doll looks like something straight out of your nightmares. If your first thought when seeing the Farrah Abraham blow-up doll is, “I want to stick my dick in there,” …you got problems, dude. Continue Reading
During her tour of the Fleshlight factory just outside Seville, sexy Czech pornstar Eufrat Mai reveals that her father once told her: “The woman has a special present from God. With our vagina, we can be a star.”
First of all, what kind of dad is telling his daughter that the key to stardom is through her vagina? Did he also get her a casting couch audition for her 18th birthday?
Second of all, did he know that Eufrat Mai would take that to heart and become an internationally renown pornstar with her own signature Fleshlight?
Whatever Eufrat Mai’s dad was thinking, we’re thankful that she took his advice to heart because we can’t enough of this leggy brunette’s vagina. Both on video and replicas of it. Continue Reading
For everyone who has always wanted a Fleshlight but wished that they looked less like a flashlight and more like a severed foot, we’ve got good news! Such a thing exists!
Introducing the grossest sex toy we’ve even seen: The Vajankle! Continue Reading
In light of Lisa Ann’s shocking announcement that she’ll retire from porn at the end of 2014, we think it’s only fitting that we commemorate her incredible career in the adult industry by highlighting what we consider to be the 10 best Lisa Ann videos of all time in one of the Sex.com Blog’s classic porn lists.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL, PEOPLE! THIS IS THE REAL DEAL.
Lisa Ann, the world’s favorite MILF pornstar, announced her retirement last night via handwritten letters posted to her official Facebook page.
Read the emotional, heart-felt 10 page letter to her fans below.
Is there anything worse than blue balls?
If you can think of something worse than pain in the testicles caused by prolonged and unsatisfied sexual arousal, then I’d love to here about it.
The one saving grace about getting blue balls is that it’s easy to cure. All you have to do is clear the pipes of fluid (i.e. cum!).
Even though curing blue balls is (relatively) easy, we still decided to rank the cures from blue balls. See below the Cures For Blue Balls, Ranked from worst to best. Continue Reading
When it comes to male masturbatory aids, this porn blog can only endorse trying a Fleshlight.
Because Fleshlights are the best male sex toy on the market. It’s really as simple as that.
Whenever we’ve written about Fleshlights in the past, we’ve only written about it in terms of solo use. So it’s time that we correct our omission of couples play with Fleshlights. Though Fleshlights are a lot of fun to use on yourself when you’re alone, it’s even better when you use it with a lover for some unforgettable foreplay. Continue Reading
Sex toys have one purpose and one purpose only: make getting off even more fun.
However, sexual satisfaction varies from person to person because we’re all beautiful, unique snowflakes. So sometimes…a sex toy designer will come up with a new sex toy that they’re convinced will help the sex positive adults of the world have a better time cumming, but when it’s unleashed on the world, the reception isn’t as warm as they hoped because it turns out the sex toy they’ve made is actually totally fucking weird.
So far, 2014 has been an excellent year for weird sex toys. And since Black Friday is coming up and the Christmas season is upon us, we thought it would be a good idea to show you the 10 Strangest Sex Toys of the Year, so you know not to stuff your significant other’s stocking with these weird sex toys. Continue Reading
Last month, Fleshlight announced that busty, Australian porn sensation Angela White was the latest pornstar to get her anatomy molded for your pleasure by offering fans a chance to win a date with the big titted wonder from down under. Today, they’ve made their partnership official by releasing Angela White’s signature Fleshlight.
Since we’re both Fleshlight aficionados and huge Angela White fans, we figure it would be a good idea to tell you everything you need to know about Angela White’s new Fleshlight (but were too afraid to ask). Continue Reading
These are the titles that come to mind whenever I think about Farrah Abraham.
But now, she’ll always be the creepiest version of Elsa from Disney’s Frozen because Farrah Abraham was in an Elsa costume to sell molds of her vagina and asshole in Hollywood earlier this week. Continue Reading
Fleshlight is the sex toy for men that just keeps on giving. First they saved us from fucking those miserable homemade sex toys and now they’re trying to hook you up with busty Australian pornstar Angela White! Continue Reading
A few days ago, the Sex.com Blog staff was lucky enough to receive a big box of “Man Toys” from our friends at Fleshlight. Just look at this big box of treasure packed with care from the good people at Fleshlight: Continue Reading
Whenever a man has a question about sex, you can bet big money that it’s going to be either one of these two sex questions:
- “How can I make my penis bigger?”
- “How can I last longer in bed?”
These are the two most common questions sex experts are asked by men (though often they might be worded differently). Why? Probably because having a small penis and cumming too quickly are generally thought of as emasculating.
Last month, we established why having a big dick isn’t so great and now I’d like provide some reassurance for my fellow by sharing 4 simple tips to last longer in bed. Are you ready to stop worrying about cumming too soon and love having marathon sex? Then pay attention! Continue Reading
Earlier this month, a Youtube tutorial titled “how to make the best homemade sex toy EVER” blew up on the internet. The video has garnered over 1.5 million views and was featured on Jezebel and BroBible.
As far as Youtube tutorials go, it was probably the creepiest one we’ve ever seen.
The video is totally silent with an unusually inconsistent frame rate. The visuals and the annotations explain how you can make the best homemade sex toy EVER. All you need is a couple of tube socks, a latex glove, a rubber band, a blanket, something fluffy like a mattress pad, some seat belts or rope and absolutely no self-respect. Watch the video below in case you haven’t seen it yet.
For those of you that aren’t yet in the know, masturbating with your hand is so 1997. When Steve Shubin was granted a patent for Fleshlight in 1998, he found a better way to masturbate that’s benefited millions of men around the world. Why would you give yourself a handjob to get off when you could be simulating sex with a life-like vagina, mouth or ass that can be discreetly hidden as an oversized flashlight?
Even though using a Fleshlight makes masturbating with your hand completely obsolete, there are still some men afraid to take the plunge. In order to help you see the light and have more fun masturbating with a Fleshlight, we’ve decided to tell you about the Do’s and Don’ts of proper Fleshlight use. Ready to find out how you can be having more fun while masturbating?
FLESHLIGHT DO’S AND DON’TS