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  • Luci Ford Will Give You A Food Fetish

    Despite possessingĀ a love of food that has done irreparable damage to my digestive system and a love of sex that will surely lead to early onset arthritis in my hips, I must admit that I’ve never been a huge fan of food play.

    You’d think that if a person loves food almost as much as he loves sex, combining the two passions would be a match made in heaven. However, sexy food play has always resulted in disappointment for me. Years ago, I was sexually involved with a lady that couldn’t get off without having food smeared all over her slender, nude body. So if we were going to have sex, we’d have to wait an hour or so to melt enough chocolate to smear all over her body. And while that may sound hot in theory, the reality of it was tedious, messy, and a colossal waste of chocolate.

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    June 18, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Polls, Porn • Views: 15792

  • Leanna Decker Eats Meat

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    Leanna Decker

    I apologize to anyone who thought that maybe this post would contain a Leanna Decker hardcore scene.

    Believe me, I want to see this busty redhead do hardcore as much as you do. However, I don’t think that’s ever going to happen. We’ll keep our fingers crossed but I’m not optimistic.

    While we wait and see if Leanna Decker ever does hardcore, we can pass the time by watching Leanna eat some meat.

    Only people with food fetishes will find this video of Leanna Decker eating meat as arousing as a Leanna Decker porn video, but it’s like I always say, “Leanna eating meat is better than no Leanna at all.” I say that all the time, I swear. Ask anyone.

    OK, time to watch the video!

    So horny…

    So hungry…

    Thanks Leanna.

    February 13, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 4692

  • Kiki Vidis and Cheeseburgers is the Hottest Thing Ever

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    Kiki Vidis

    Kiki Vidis is an Australian pornstar who recently filmed the hottest sex video of all time. Strangely enough, there’s no sex in it!

    Though Kiki’s videos are always super hot, she went above a beyond this time.

    She filmed herself on top of a bunch of cheeseburgers and played with for a kinky food-fetish tease. I love cheeseburgers and I love Kiki Vidis, so naturally this is the hottest thing I’ve ever seen. Even though the video quality is a little suspect…

    But it really doesn’t matter. Watch Kiki Vidis touching herself to cheeseburgers:

    How am I ever going to eat a cheeseburger again without thinking of Kiki Vidis?

    Actually, that sounds perfect.

    Kiki, film more of these please!

    November 30, 2013 • BABES • Views: 1481

  • Introducing the Home Dildo Maker!

    In part 4 of our Valentine’s Day Gift Guide, we told you about the Clone-A-Willy kit that lets you make dildo out of a real live penis.

    But really, do you really want to use a replica of the same boring old penis that struggles to get you off? Am I right, ladies?

    Well, thankfully Francesco Morackini has created the world’s first Dildo Maker so you can make cool new dildos right in your own home!

    Dildo 01 1200 Introducing the Home Dildo Maker!

    Dildo Maker

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    February 22, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1896