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  • Thanksgiving Sex Tip: Food Play Will Get You Through The Holiday

    Thanksgiving is upon us!

    I’m a big Thanksgiving fan because it gives me a chance to travel back to my hometown, see how time has ravaged my classmates and almost get into drunken brawls with puritan family members.

    If there’s one thing I don’t like about Thanksgiving, it’s the fact that we’re basically celebrating the genocide of native people it’s seeing so much food go to waste!

    But this Thanksgiving is going to be different. Instead of putting tons of leftovers in tupperware only to throw them out in mid-December when they’re more mold than food, I say it’s time to take those leftovers and have some fun with food play!  Continue Reading

    November 26, 2014 • Sex, Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 3683

  • Luci Ford Will Give You A Food Fetish

    Despite possessing a love of food that has done irreparable damage to my digestive system and a love of sex that will surely lead to early onset arthritis in my hips, I must admit that I’ve never been a huge fan of food play.

    You’d think that if a person loves food almost as much as he loves sex, combining the two passions would be a match made in heaven. However, sexy food play has always resulted in disappointment for me. Years ago, I was sexually involved with a lady that couldn’t get off without having food smeared all over her slender, nude body. So if we were going to have sex, we’d have to wait an hour or so to melt enough chocolate to smear all over her body. And while that may sound hot in theory, the reality of it was tedious, messy, and a colossal waste of chocolate.

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    June 18, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Polls, Porn • Views: 15805

  • Introducing the Home Dildo Maker!

    In part 4 of our Valentine’s Day Gift Guide, we told you about the Clone-A-Willy kit that lets you make dildo out of a real live penis.

    But really, do you really want to use a replica of the same boring old penis that struggles to get you off? Am I right, ladies?

    Well, thankfully Francesco Morackini has created the world’s first Dildo Maker so you can make cool new dildos right in your own home!

    Dildo 01 1200 Introducing the Home Dildo Maker!

    Dildo Maker

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    February 22, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1916