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  • Thanksgiving Sex Tip: Food Play Will Get You Through The Holiday

    Thanksgiving is upon us!

    I’m a big Thanksgiving fan because it gives me a chance to travel back to my hometown, see how time has ravaged my classmates and almost get into drunken brawls with puritan family members.

    If there’s one thing I don’t like about Thanksgiving, it’s the fact that we’re basically celebrating the genocide of native people it’s seeing so much food go to waste!

    But this Thanksgiving is going to be different. Instead of putting tons of leftovers in tupperware only to throw them out in mid-December when they’re more mold than food, I say it’s time to take those leftovers and have some fun with food play!  Continue Reading

    November 26, 2014 • Sex, Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 3683

  • Science Says Men Ignore Hunger When Looking For Sex

    NOTE: If you’re not interested in the results of this study and you’re only here to see whipped cream get licked off Monique Alexander’s nipples as pictured above, you can watch the video here: Monique Alexander in “The Icing On The Cock”.

    Now that we’ve got that out of the way, let’s find out more about this new study on male sexual behavior!

    Question: what are your most basic priorities?

    To be able to breathe? To quench your thirst? To fill your belly when you’re hungry? To get laid?

    If you’re a man, new research shows that your brain is wired to look for a mate instead of food.  Continue Reading

    October 28, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 5417

  • Danish Restaurant Selling Sex Toys With Burgers

    A burger joint in Copenhagen, Denmark is causing some controversy…and not just because a burger with only ketchup costs 15,000 Danish krone ($2567.91. The joke here is that Denmark is ridiculously expensive. Just ask a Danish person!)

    As of Thursday, Danish burger joint HOT BUNS has added dildos, vibrators, whips and several other varieties of sex toys to their menu.  Continue Reading

    September 26, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 12780

  • Women’s Sex Lives Can Be Boosted By Eating Apples

    Scientists may have stumbled upon the long-awaited viagra for women: apples.

    Yes, according to new research published in the Archives of Gynecology and Obstetrics, scientists believe that apples can improve the sexual arousal levels in women. 
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    July 9, 2014 • Sex, Sex News, Sexual Health • Views: 10154

  • Luci Ford Will Give You A Food Fetish

    Despite possessing a love of food that has done irreparable damage to my digestive system and a love of sex that will surely lead to early onset arthritis in my hips, I must admit that I’ve never been a huge fan of food play.

    You’d think that if a person loves food almost as much as he loves sex, combining the two passions would be a match made in heaven. However, sexy food play has always resulted in disappointment for me. Years ago, I was sexually involved with a lady that couldn’t get off without having food smeared all over her slender, nude body. So if we were going to have sex, we’d have to wait an hour or so to melt enough chocolate to smear all over her body. And while that may sound hot in theory, the reality of it was tedious, messy, and a colossal waste of chocolate.

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    June 18, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Polls, Porn • Views: 15805

  • French Women Prefer Chocolate Over Sex

    What do we think of when we think of French women?

    We think of full lips painted with bright red lipstick.

    We think big round, black sunglasses that compliment their face but still leave enough mystery to know that we’re attracted to them but we’re curious to see more.

    We think of unkempt armpit hair, that would normally be shocking and kind of gross, but somehow they pull it off.

    Mostly what we think of when we think of French women is that they have historically been the world’s best lovers, just oozing with sex appeal solely because they speak that sweet, sweet language.

    Unfortunately for us, and all French men, a new survey has concluded that French women just aren’t that interested in sex anymore.

    When asked to rate sex and food as catalysts for well-being, French women and men both gave food a 7.1 on a scale from 0 to 10.  Makes sense because your diet can affect your mood, energy levels and overall well-being. And if you don’t eat any food, you’ll die of starvation. So 7.1 is a fair rating.

    However, when rating sex, French men gave it a 7.5 whereas French women only gave sex a 6.7.

    Chocolate, cheese and foie gras topped the league table of happiness, the poll found. Women proved more likely to cite chocolate or strawberries and men more often plumped for meatier options like foie gras and steak.

    On top of that, the Harris Interactive poll found that when given the option of cutting back on either food or sex, French women were more willing to cut back on sex than food. Of course, French men didn’t hesitate for a second on cutting back on food.

    And it gets worse. 72% of French women said that it’s worse to have a sexual partner that’s bad in bed than a partner that’s a bad cook.

    So not only are French women not all that interested in sex anymore, they especially don’t like it when men are bad at sex. What are we supposed to go? I guess keep the house stocked with chocolate? According to the poll, it’s the only thing that they want.

    May 29, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 9827

  • AJ Applegate is Elegant Angel’s Girl of the Month

    So it’s May, which means that Elegant Angel has a new Girl of the Month!

    Elegant Angel’s Girl of the Month selections have been impeccable so far. They’ve had Summer Brielle, Dani Daniels, Casey Calvert and other hotties, but this month’s Girl of the Month is special because she really hits close to home.

    By the way, this month’s Girl of the Month is none other than big bootied babe AJ Applegate.

    You need to be a member of ElegantAngel.com to watch AJ Applegate’s new exclusive Girl of the Month scene, but thankfully by reading this blog, you can become a member for just $5!

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    This is a special price for readers of the Sex.com Blog, so take advantage of it while you can!

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    For anyone wondering why AJ Applegate being named Elegant Angel’s Girl of the Month hits close to home, I’d love to tell you it’s because AJ’s a former lover of mine, but sadly I have yet to have the pleasure of hitting that fat ass.

    No, the reason AJ Applegate being named Elegant Angel’s Girl of the Month hits close to home is because of Nestle Drumsticks.

    I love food. I eat it almost every day. But there’s no food more delicious than a Nestle Caramel Drumstick. I can’t quite explain my obsession with Nestle Drumsticks. All I know is that there’s nothing that tastes better than vanilla ice cream with a caramel centre, dipped in chocolate and peanuts, served in a waffle cone. And ever since they increased the chocolate nugget at the bottom of the waffle cone by 30%, I have absolutely no self-control. I have to eat at least one Nestle Drumstick every three days.

    That said, given my fixation on Drumsticks and the fact that I write for a porn site, there’s a running joke in my group of friends that I have a bizarre Nestle Drumstick-fetish. That the Nestle Drumstick isn’t just a delicious snack that I buy as a present to myself on an almost daily basis, but a cheap edible sex toy and the only thing that could ever get me off. Which isn’t that far off from the truth.

    You can only imagine my surprise when watching the trailer for AJ Applegate’s exclusive Girl of the Month scene (watch the full thing on ElegantAngel.com) to see AJ using a Nestle Drumstick as a sex toy, smearing herself with delicious chocolate, vanilla ice cream, caramel centre, and waffle cone from tit to clit.

    I couldn’t believe it. A joke that’s been going strong for nearly two years now realized in an actual porn scene. How did they know?

    Whoever had the idea of AJ Applegate starting her scene with a Nestle Drumstick tease has won the undying respect of this blog.

    While watching AJ Applegate smear Drumstick all over herself, I was extremely aroused because now that I’ve seen a Drumstick used in the a sexual context, I’ve realized that I truly do have a Nestle Drumstick fetish. However, I was also frustrated to watch someone wantonly waste a Nestle Drumstick.

    Anyways, you should watch the trailer below because I’d really like to make sure that I’m not the only person in the world with a Nestle Drumstick fetish.

    WATCH THE FULL VIDEO ON ELEGANTANGEL.COM

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    May 9, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 34157

  • Teen “Definitely Recommends” Having Sex With A Hot Pocket

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    It’s kind of like a vagina…I guess…

    If there’s one thing I know about teens, it’s that they’re totally down to fuck anything. I know this not only from Sex.com’s Teen category but from my own experiences as a teenager sticking my dick into literally anything with a hole.

    A teen known on the internet as @VERSACEPOPTARTS first became internet-famous for tweeting a picture of himself putting his dick through a box of Brown Sugar Pop-Tarts.

    He followed up that effort by sharing a Vine video of himself having sex with a Hot Pocket. The footage of got him banned from Vine and Twitter. He was also blocked by the official Hot Pockets Twitter.

    Though he’s gone from Vine and Twitter, @VERSACEPOPTARTS has no regrets:

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    Classic teen.

    But the real question is…what was it like to fuck a Hot Pocket?

    “Yeah, I would definitely recommend it, if you’re lonely. I wouldn’t recommend putting it on Vine, but I’d recommend fuckin’ a Hot Pocket probably. It wasn’t bad. It’s messy, though,” he told First We Feast. “I tried doing it without a condom and it was just, like, way too hot. I put it in the fridge for a little bit and I was like, ‘Dude, I’m gonna have to use a condom if I’m gonna actually stick my dick in the whole Hot Pocket.'”

    At least he used protection.

    So there you go! If you’re feeling lonely this weekend, you can always fuck a Hot Pocket.

    If you’re not sold on the idea of fucking a Hot Pocket, just remember that fucking a Hot Pocket is probably a lot safer and more fun than eating a Hot Pocket.

    March 1, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 1230

  • Leanna Decker Eats Meat

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    Leanna Decker

    I apologize to anyone who thought that maybe this post would contain a Leanna Decker hardcore scene.

    Believe me, I want to see this busty redhead do hardcore as much as you do. However, I don’t think that’s ever going to happen. We’ll keep our fingers crossed but I’m not optimistic.

    While we wait and see if Leanna Decker ever does hardcore, we can pass the time by watching Leanna eat some meat.

    Only people with food fetishes will find this video of Leanna Decker eating meat as arousing as a Leanna Decker porn video, but it’s like I always say, “Leanna eating meat is better than no Leanna at all.” I say that all the time, I swear. Ask anyone.

    OK, time to watch the video!

    So horny…

    So hungry…

    Thanks Leanna.

    February 13, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 4736

  • What Gets Jesse Jane Off?

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    Jesse Jane

    You’ve probably seen Jesse Jane “orgasm” hundreds of times already in her porn movies but I have bad news for you…in approximately 100% of her porn movies, she’s faking it.

    It’s easy to forget that pornstars are actually acting in their movies because once you see boobs nothing else matters.

    I’m sorry that I had to fuck with your perceptions of orgasms in porn movies. Would showing you what really gets Jesse Jane off make it up to you?

    I certainly hope so because Matt Blum was able to capture what gets Jesse Jane off. Why not watch it?

    Ah the old switcheroo.

    Jesse Jane, we’re the perverts? You’re the one with a full-blown mustard fetish.

    January 28, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Pornstars • Views: 1224

  • Sexually Transmitted Food Poisoning Is A Real Thing

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    BEWARE!

    As a man who gets food poisoning regularly, I can’t imagine anyone being able to have sex whilst poisoned.

    But then again I shouldn’t be surprised to hear that people have sex when food poisoned because people love sex and they’ll have sex no matter how deathly ill they feel.

    If you’re one of these people that will continue to have sex when suffering from food poisoning, I admire your perseverance but you should know that there is a form of food poisoning that is sexually transmitted.  Continue Reading

    January 17, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 1058

  • Chloe Amour is Sweet as Syrup

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    Chloe Amour

    I’ll admit it, I’m not a big fan of licking maple syrup off a naked woman’s skin. Yes, it’s sexy and it tastes good but maple syrup is just too dang sticky.

    No matter how many licks you take, your tongue will never get all the syrup which leads to future gross-outs once your food-foreplay has concluded.

    Why don’t I just cover you in glue before laying you down on my Egyptian cotton sheets so that they’re totally ruined and I’m sheet-less for the rest of my life?

    So yeah, I don’t believe that naked women and maple syrup should mix. Of course, the exception to the “No nude women & maple syrup” rule is adorable, Latina pornstar and Sex.com Blog favorite Chloe Amour.

    Just watch as Chloe Amour strips off her dress in the shower and pours maple syrup all over her sexy, carmel-colored skin. It has me rethinking my rules:

    Chloe Amour – Sweet Syrup from striplvTV on Vimeo.

    Pour maple syrup all over naked women in the shower! Of course! No more ruined sheets!

    Thank you Chloe Amour for turning me on to maple syrup again…and for turning me on in general…

    January 7, 2014 • BABES • Views: 1542

  • Erika Knight Cooking Up Something Good

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    Erika Knight

    You know what I find more attractive than big boobs, big booties, and a love for giving blowjobs? A woman who likes to cook.

    I don’t need to boobs, booties, and blowjobs to survive. Sure, it makes my life 100% better whenever I get my hands on one of those three things but priority number will always be food.

    So when a sexy lady with great tits, a fine ass, and a love for food comes along what else can I do other than fall in love? That’s why I’m totally in love with Erika Knight in these new pictures from Playboy Plus.

    Come see this beautiful babe from Ohama, Nebraska flaunt her 32C-24-34 body while she cooks up something good.  Continue Reading

    November 9, 2013 • BABES • Views: 1030

  • Porn Sex vs Real Sex Explained With Food

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    Porn Star Vaginas are plums?

    If you’ve ever had real sex before, you know that it’s actually quite different from porn sex.

    I’ve never been able to put my finger on it because I mostly have real sex with aspiring pornstars, which ultimately ends up looking more like porn sex anyways because these aspiring pornstars end up treating the real sex like a porn audition. I try to tell them that I hold no clout whatsoever, but it never seems to work.

    Most people don’t have porn sex. I hate to break it to you but very rarely do regular people include casual anal sex, facials, and other stuff you only really see in porn sex. But if only we knew the differences between real sex and porn sex.

    Thankfully, the good people of KB Creative Lab crunched the numbers and they determined the differences between real sex and porn sex. Unfortunately for perverts like us, they don’t use any explicit material in their explanation. They used food to explain the differences between real sex and porn sex.

    Let’s watch:

    So it turns out that real sex is pretty boring compared to porn sex.

    Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Real sex feels real good. Porn sex is just the audio and visual representation of real sex, which probably explains why it’s more extreme than real sex. It needs to over-compensate for the lack of sensation and intimacy.

    Maybe…

    Who knows.

    The point is this video has ruined food forever.

    July 30, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1495

  • How to Improve the Taste of Cum

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    9 times out of 10, this is the answer you’ll get to the question, “Which is it baby, spits or swallows?”

    I think we can all agree that blowjobs are awesome.

    Men like them because they feel great and some women like them because they’re in control (note: this may not be the reason why, but it’s Camille Crimson’s reason and she’s the blowjob master so it’s good enough for me).

    By in large, men prefer it when women swallow their cum rather than spit it out. Even though women know that men find swallowing cum extremely hot and we’ve told our gals time and again that swallowing cum can cure depression, there are still some women out there who refuse to swallow cum because it tastes bad.

    If you’re desperate to get your girlfriend, wife, or casual sex partner on board with swallowing cum, there is one thing you can do…

    You can improve the taste of cum!

    The taste of cum is determined by your diet. That’s why they say, “You are what you eat.” If you eat nothing but junk, chances are when your lady gets a taste of cum she’s not going to be happy. Everyone’s cum tastes different. That’s because we’re all different. The consensus on the taste of cum though is that it tastes bitter or salty. How can we fix this? By making the tase of cum sweeter obviously!

    Science has been working very hard to find out which foods sweeten the taste of cum. So let’s find out what you should be eating to sweeten the taste of cum and get your girl swallowing that sweet, sweet semen.

    First things first, if you really serious about improving the taste of cum, you’re going to have to cut alcohol, caffeine, nicotine, and any recreational drugs you’re doing out of your diet. I know that sounds absolutely impossible but they are all serious toxins that really pollute the body and make the taste of cum bitter and salty. It’s a huge commitment to make. First you need think if having your cum swallowed is more important than alcohol, caffeine, nicotine, and recreational drugs.

    If sweet tasting cum is more important to you than alcohol, caffeine, nicotine, and recreational drugs, then we are ready to continue.

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    Not a blowjob…but you get it.

    Now that you’ve cut out alcohol, caffeine, nicotine, and recreational drugs from your diet, you’re going to want to drink lots of water. Drinking 1 to 2 liters (0.264172051 to .528344102 gallons or 4 to 8 cups of water a day) will help your body flush out all the toxins you’ve accumulated in your body from your alcohol, caffeine, nicotine, and recreational drug habits.

    I’m now going to list the food that will sweeten the taste of cum for you:

    • Pineapples
    • Papayas
    • Cranberries
    • Melons
    • Mangoes
    • Apples
    • Grapes
    • Parsley
    • Wheatgrass
    • Celery
    • Cinnamon
    • Cardamom
    • Peppermint
    • Lemon

    The fruit on this list are all high in natural sugars that should off-set the bitter taste of cum. Parsley, wheatgrass, and celery are all high in chlorophyll, which is also said to sweeten the taste of cum. Anything with lots of zinc or selenium that doesn’t taste too strong is also good.

    The foods you should avoid because they make the taste of cum bitter or salty are:

    • Dairy products
    • Red meat
    • Cauliflower
    • Broccoli
    • Asparagus
    • Garlic
    • Onions
    • Fish
    • Junk food
    • Food with lots of preservatives

    Now I’m not saying that you should avoid these foods completely. Maintaining a healthy diet is more important than sweetening the taste of cum. It’s just a matter of striking a balance between these two food groups: good for the taste of cum and bad for the taste of cum.

    Instead of having that second helping of steak and asparagus, cut up some papayas and pineapples.

    What you put in your body takes anywhere from 12 to 24 hours. That means you can plan cum-sweetening diet on days you’re more likely to have sex than not. For example, on Monday you can eat all the fish, garlic, junk food, and cauliflower you want because you’re probably not getting a blowjob on a Monday evening (though you should try). But when Thursday rolls around, you should be loading up on cranberries for all blowjobs you’re going to get on Friday.

    Make sense?

    Even with the taste of cum sweeter than usual, swallowing is not a guarantee. Swallowing cum is a very intimate act. If you’re hooking up with someone for the first time, you shouldn’t expect a swallow. But you never know. In my experience, even if they don’t swallow on the first go, they usually say something like, “Why does your dick taste so much better than any other one I’ve had before?”

    Good tasting dick and sweetened taste of cum means two things for you:

    1. You will feel invincible.
    2. She will be more inclined to give you blowjobs in the future (with swallowing).

    Now get off the computer and get yourself to a grocery store before it’s too late!

    July 26, 2013 • Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 7253

  • Foods Ruining Your Sex Life

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    Something tells me this babe has all the sex drive in the world.

    Food is so much more than something you melt and then lick off your partner’s body during sex. Food is fuel for the body.

    And just like a car, if you want your body firing on all cylinders you need to fill it up with good fuel. If you don’t, you might be feeling sluggish or slow, or worse you could be ruining your sex life.

    It’s true. If you don’t eat properly, you could be endangering your ability to be aroused, to orgasm, and even feel sexually satisfied. No one wants their sex life ruined especially when it’s something as manageable as your diet. So here are the foods that could be ruining your sex life:  Continue Reading

    July 10, 2013 • Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 954

  • Pornstar Mariah Milano Interviewed

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    Mariah Milano

    Mariah Milano was one of my porn stars. I say “was” because she’s not really doing porn anymore. She’s moved on to bigger and better things. What exactly are these bigger and better things?

    Well, Mariah was nice enough to stop by the Sex.com Blog and talk about her new projects, the state of the adult industry, and food.

    So without further ado, here is the Mariah Milano interview. (as always my questions are in bold and her responses are normal) Continue Reading

    March 21, 2013 • INTERVIEWS • Views: 1202

  • Introducing the Home Dildo Maker!

    In part 4 of our Valentine’s Day Gift Guide, we told you about the Clone-A-Willy kit that lets you make dildo out of a real live penis.

    But really, do you really want to use a replica of the same boring old penis that struggles to get you off? Am I right, ladies?

    Well, thankfully Francesco Morackini has created the world’s first Dildo Maker so you can make cool new dildos right in your own home!

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    February 22, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1916

  • Porn star Jada Stevens, food and porn

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    If you like porn, you should already know all about reigning “ButtwomanJada Stevens and that she’s a total babe.

    But if you’re not a Jada Stevens fan yet, we found the perfect thing to get you acquainted with one of the industry’s hottest and coolest starlets.

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    February 20, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1337

  • Aphrodisiacs on the menu for this weekend

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    High heat and humidity is what I can expect for this weekend. Combine this report with a long week, it could mean trouble doing anything at all. Is there nothing worse than knowing that a whole weekend could be wasted stewing in sweat? Well just like Dee Snyder and Twisted Sister, I’m not going to take it.

    This weekend, I’m making sure I feel chipper even in the intense weather. You’re probably asking, “Chico, how are you going to do this?” Simple.  Aphrodisiacs.

    Now I’m talking about grinding up a bunch of Spanish fly to keep me awake. It’s all about what food to eat. Sex and diet are incontrovertibly linked. Certain foods can function as an aphrodisiac. So let’s see what’s on the menu this weekend to ensure frisky feelings when everybody else is slow and sluggish.

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    July 6, 2012 • Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 577