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  • Beware of Craigslist Ads Offering Seahawks Tickets For Sex

    Seattle police are warning Seahawks fans to be wary of Seahawks tickets being offered on Craiglist in exchange for sex.

    Seattle’s KING 5 found more than a dozen people (i.e.: men) advertising Seahawks tickets in exchange for sex or a date. KING 5 also said, “Some of the ads were vulgar and detailed the sexual acts the individuals were hoping to engage in.”

    HAHAHA! Don’t sound so shocked KING 5. If these men are willing to trade Seahawks tickets for sex over Craigslist, obviously they have no problem with being vulgar. In fact, I would say that trading Seahawks tickets for sex over Craigslist lacks sophistication and good taste, which is the very definition of vulgar. As for detailing the sex acts, that’s just good business practise. Your customer deserves to know in advance whether or not they’re going to be choked during sex or experimenting with strange new sex positions.

    One of the men advertising Seahawks tickets in a exchange for sex apparently didn’t even have Seahawks tickets! He wanted to find a date before he bought the tickets.

    “People do what they are going to do,” said Jordan Stobbe, who said she would go on a date in exchange for a ticket but not agree to sex. “There are a lot of weird things on Craigslist and no one gets busted for it.”

    “I wouldn’t want anyone I know responding to it, but you know, different strokes for different people,” said Brendan Hart.

    Seattle police said that some of the posts are tiptoeing into illegal territory as its possible solicitation. Officers admit that the perpetrators are unlikely to be prosecuted because proving the exchange was anything more than two consenting adults coming together to do what God intended us to do could be difficult.

    They have advised people to avoid the posts entirely or at the very least proceed with caution. Yeah. No shit. When you read the Craigslist post LET ME FUCK YOU AND I’LL GIVE YOU SEAHAWKS TICKETS, you probably should proceed with caution.

    Now, I don’t really care about football because it’s not basketball. But if you were to ever trade sex for football tickets, the Seattle Seahawks are the way to go. Not just because they’re the defending Superbowl Champions, but because they once professed their love for Tori Black’s ass. And it was their love for Tori Black’s ass that eventually led them to a championship.

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    [h/t: KING 5]

    September 5, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 6591

  • Sex.com Predicts FIFA 2014 Winner

    Some coaches believe that professional soccer players should be celibate during tournaments, because, as the age-old wisdom suggests, celibacy is a performance enhancement.

    Basically, all that copped up sexual energy, instead of shooting that out of your dick, well, could be shot into a goal. Yeah.

    At the office, people are rooting for different teams and bickering at each other – so to settle it once and for all, we decided to check out traffic analytics, and determine which of the 10 favorite teams is more susceptible to win, based on how damn horny it is as a nation.

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    June 23, 2014 • Infographics/Stories, Stuff • Views: 11157

  • Top 10 Sexy Football Fans For Super Bowl Sunday

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    Ready for some football?

    To be perfectly honest with you, I don’t fuck with football. For a sport that’s based on concussing as many people as possible, it’s surprisingly boring.

    Yet every Sunday, I find myself sitting in front of some team playing another team. Why do I endure hours of boring, boring football? Because a lot of hot babes like football.

    So if you’re like me, you don’t care about the Super Bowl, you don’t care about the commercial, and you’re just in it to scope some hot babes, then this Top 10 is for you.

    Enjoy the Sexy Football Babes Top 10!  Continue Reading

    February 1, 2014 • TOP 10's • Views: 2282

  • Farrah Abraham: Pornstar Turned Football Player?

    farrah football cover Farrah Abraham: Pornstar Turned Football Player?

    When is the Farrah Abraham-Football sex tape coming out?

    According to old labor data, the average American will have roughly seven careers in their lifetime.

    Farrah Abraham has already had two: reality TV star and pornstar.

    As many of you already know, Farrah Abraham has recently been desperate to put her career as a pornstar behind her. But in order to truly move on from a previous career, you need to find another career to fill the void left by your previous one (this is especially true if you’re a pornstar).

    Thankfully, Farrah Abraham has found a new career she seems passionate about and it doesn’t involve getting F’d in the A on a regular basis. It appears that Farrah Abraham is moving on from porn so that she can be a football player!

    Does that sound too ridiculous to be true? Well here are the pictures to prove it:       Continue Reading

    January 22, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 1347

  • How To Get A Date With Lisa Ann

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    Lisa Ann

    A question I get asked a lot is, “How do I date a pornstar?”

    The way I see it, the key to dating a pornstar is to treat them like a normal human woman, not a sexual object, and live in the greater Los Angeles area.

    Unfortunately, I can’t help you treat a pornstar like a normal human woman and not a sexual object. That’s up to you.

    However, there is something you can do to date a pornstar if you don’t live in the Los Angeles area. Especially if the pornstar you’re hoping to go on a date with is the world’s favorite MILF Lisa Ann.

    All you have to do to date Lisa Ann is make a sign.  Continue Reading

    November 28, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1367

  • Sexiest NFL Cheerleaders of 2013

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    Football is a fine sport but everyone wins when we ogle the cheerleaders

    Tonight the 2013 NFL season kicks off with the Ravens vs the Broncos.

    If there’s anything we like more than sexy women, it’s sports. That’s why we have such a soft spot for cheerleaders. Cheerleaders combine our love of sports and sexy women to provide us with the best Sunday afternoons, Monday nights, and Thursday nights of our lives for 13 weeks of the year.

    To get you excited for the upcoming NFL season (not like you need to be more excited), we’re going to show you the Top 10 Sexiest NFL Cheerleaders of 2013Continue Reading

    September 5, 2013 • TOP 10's • Views: 1560

  • Rob Gronkowski gets porn offer from Sex.com

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    The happy couple

    As you may have heard, Bibi Jones has come back to the adult entertainment business.

    We were excited (so excited we made her a Top 10 that you should look at). And her return couldn’t have come at a better time: NFL Off-Season.

    There’s nothing worse than no football. Perhaps blue-balls. Although, sports fans will argue that the NFL Off-Season is a form of blue-balls.

    Anyways, with Bibi back in the business and New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski partying it up in Vegas with a broken forearm, we thought it would be cool to spend some money to get porn fans and sports fans excited.

    Ever since the Twitter pictures with Gronk and Bibi posing together leaked, we’ve wanted to see a scene featuring the two of them. Bibi is gorgeous and Gronk is…well…Gronk is Gronk. He’d be perfect for porn.

    Here now for your reading pleasure is Sex.com’s official press release offering to match Rob Gronkowski’s 2014 salary of 3.75 million dollars to perform in a porno scene with super babe Bibi Jones:

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    February 7, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 712

  • Pornstar vows night of passion for soccer fans

    messi3 291x300 Pornstar vows night of passion for soccer fans

    Messi will be responsible for a lot of people getting laid. Nice, bro.

    There has never been any reason for anyone to follow soccer. At least in North America. However that could all change thanks to a Columbian-born, Canadian-based pornstar and “fuutball” fan.

    27 year old Janeira Ventura (more of an aspiring pornstar) is such a big FC Barcelona fan that she has pledged to give other fans a wild night of passion if they win the Spanish League. She toldEl Mundo Deportivo, a national sports newspaper in Spain, that, “If we win the league this year, I pledge publicly to spend a night of passion with any Barcelona member or supporter who dares.”

    All fans need to do to claim this night of passion is send a picture of a membership card or tickets from a game to Ms. Ventura’s website (though we think she means Facebook page because she doesn’t seem to have a website of her own).

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    November 26, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 618

  • Sex.com picks the winner of Super Bowl XLVII

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    Sex.com’s vision of future Super Bowls

    The NHL may have yet another lockout this season. The NBA is a wash because Dwight Howard is on the Lakers. Thank god for football.

    The NFL’s 93rd season started Wednesday with a bang. Last year’s champs, the New York Giants got outplayed on their home turf by Tony Romo and the Dallas Cowboys 24-17.

    While only two teams have played so far this season and making it to the Super Bowl is a grueling process that requires offensive talent, defensive toughness, wily couching, and a lot of heart, Sex.com is ready to pick the winner of Super Bowl XLVII (which is the one scheduled for February 3rd, 2013 in New Orleans).

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    September 7, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 305

  • Miami Dolphin’s Chad Johnson Thinking About Doing Porn

    At Chad Johnson’s Miami Dolphins media session yesterday let us know what his plans might be after his football career. He said:

    “I’m always looking to a second job (if I don’t make the team). Thinking about going into porn. It’s not funny. I got to earn a living. I’m being serious. I mean, that’s what I would do.”

    It’s good to have Ochocinco back. Remember before he went to New England he was a real character? For example:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_p8gFmFzp4

    In anticipation for Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson porn career, I am preparing a board dedicated to him: http://www.sex.com/chicodusty/ochocinco/

    What’s funny is that right before the porn comment, Chad had this to say about his time in New England:

    “Learned a lot of things: Discipline, learned to shut the f— up for a year.”

    So glad that he’s already forgotten what he learned last season.

     

    August 2, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 248