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The French are good at many things. Fashion, cheese, cigarettes, wine, cowardice. But above all these special skills, the French have always been great scientists.

Where would we be today if France had not produced great scientific minds like Pasteur, Becquerel, or the Curies?

Well today, it came to my attention that there is another great French scientist that deserves our full respect. His name is Professor Jean-Denis Rouillon. And what is his contribution to the French scientific tradition?

Professor Rouillon has found after a 15 year study that wearing bras makes boobs saggier.

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PornMD

Everybody is all excited about this new Pope, but frankly I don’t get it. So an old man took another old man’s job? The economy is tough everywhere.

Thankfully, PornMD has violated the privacy of millions and created one of the most interesting sex/porn infographics we’ve ever seen. They broke down the fapping habits by U.S. state and country to show everyone the top 10 most common searches in the last six months. “Milf”, “teen”, “college”, and “asian” were the most common across the United States.

For some reason Montana’s most searched category is “compilation”, which is not a real category. Get it together, Montana. Read more…

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French lingerie company, Valege Lingerie has a new ad campaign called “Finally Together” that celebrates the togetherness of breasts. Because really, boobs should come in pairs. One isn’t enough. Three is awkward. Two is just right.

Let’s all celebrate the togetherness of breasts by watching these CGI boobs squeeze themselves against each other.

Finally Together – Dock

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Google man capturing stores

When Google launched Store View in 2010, the feature of Google Maps that allows people to have all the fun of browsing around a store without buying anything from the comfort of their computer screen, it was predictably less hilarious or interesting than Google Street View.

*Why not look at Mashable’s Top 28 Google Street View Sightings?

It took a while but finally we have some candid hilarity on Google Store View (thanks for the tip, Gawker).

While capturing skate and snowboard store Krakatoa in Briançon, France, one of Google’s cameramen accidentally caught a couple having sex in a dressing room.

Well, we presume they are having, about to have, or just had sex because all we can see are two pairs of legs with underwear around the ankles. What other possible reason would there be for going into a change room with someone? It’s not to try on clothes! That’s for damn sure.

Let’s take a look:

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Brigitte Bardot, the ultimate French babe

Today is La Fête Nationale, or Bastille Day, in France today. Chances are you didn’t know that. And if you did know, chances are you probably don’t care. Let me tell you, you should know and you should care. If it weren’t for France, we wouldn’t have French girls.

Is there any type of girl more desirable than a French girl? They just have a certain…I don’t know what*…

Maybe it’s their accents, both in English or in French. Maybe it’s their fashion sense. Maybe it’s the casual nudity. Maybe it’s the chain smoking. Maybe it’s the taste of wine in their mouths at any hour of the day. Maybe these are just old stereotypes that are completely untrue but I’m too busy salivating over them to notice.

Who knows really? The allure of the French girl is one of life’s great mysteries.

Who cares really? It’s La Fête Nationale so let’s celebrate it by gawking at some of the sexiest girls that France has to offer in this special weekend Top 10

*Do I mean, “je ne sais quoi”?

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