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Sex Toys Are Now Tax Deductible

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Cam Girls Rejoice!

Tax Day has come and gone once again, which means we get to be totally irresponsible with our money until next April!

Everyone hates taxes. That’s a fact. However, there is some good news this week about taxes and it’s just for the hot babes that are working on live web cam. Next year when it’s time to do your taxes, you can now deduct sex toys and other sex products as a business expense! Continue reading “Sex Toys Are Now Tax Deductible” »

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Two Hot Pornstars Looking For Boyfriends

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Brooklyn Lee and Tasha Reign

In case you haven’t noticed by now, finding love is hard to do. And that’s true of sexy pornstars too.

Many of you are probably a little hesitant to believe that it would be hard for a sexy pornstar to find love because there are literally millions of men all over the world that would step over their own mother to try and get a piece.

But it’s just this over-eager attitude that’s a turn off for a sexy pornstar. Don’t believe me? Well luckily two sexy pornstars, Tasha Reign and Brooklyn Lee have documented their quest to find boyfriends. And it ain’t pretty. (Don’t worry, Tasha Reign and Brooklyn Lee are pretty, their search isn’t). Continue reading “Two Hot Pornstars Looking For Boyfriends” »

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Popeyes Fried Chicken Fetish

Popeyes Fried Chicken Fetish? Now I’ve heard of everything!

Continue reading “Popeyes Fried Chicken Fetish” »

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Easy Tramp Stamp

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Tramp Stamp

Have you always wanted a tramp stamp? I mean, who doesn’t want one? They are the one of the greatest innovations in tattoo history.

Well good news because there’s a new, fun way to get a tramp stamp without spending or enduring pain.

Let’s check it out: Continue reading “Easy Tramp Stamp” »

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Amanda Bynes Wants Drake to Murder Her Vagina

No one seems to know what Amanda Bynes was thinking when she tweeted…

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…but it’s a good use of Twitter. Why aren’t people more upfront about who they want to bang on Twitter? Continue reading “Amanda Bynes Wants Drake to Murder Her Vagina” »

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Gordon Ramsay explains sex

Celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay is known mostly for his bad temper. But he’s also got a sensual side. The video below shows how sensual Gordon Ramsay can be in the kitchen and the bedroom…

Oh the magic of editing…

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Handjob caught on Google Streetview

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Handjob on Google Streetview

Remember when we saw two legs in a dressing room on Google Storeview and thought that was the coolest thing? Unfortunately, it turned out to be a hoax. But last week the Google Sightseeing blog found something on Google Streetview that’s more explicit/hilarious than just two legs in a dressing room. They spotted a real live prostitute giving a handjob to a guy on one of Machester’s scenic backstreets.

As you would expect, Google has censored the handjob. But also as you would expect, we’ve gotten our hands on the photos. So let’s all enjoy these hilarious NSFW Google Streetview handjob photos. Continue reading “Handjob caught on Google Streetview” »

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Happy Steak and Blowjob Day!

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Happy Steak and Blowjob Day!

Did you know that today, March 14th, is Steak and Blowjob Day?

I understand if you didn’t know because Steak and Blowjob Day is a relatively new holiday, which needs to be celebrated if it’s ever going to take off.

So why do we celebrate Steak and Blowjob Day? Continue reading “Happy Steak and Blowjob Day!” »

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Sex doll’s virginity up for auction

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In the last year, Brazil has had two high-profile virgin auctions. Now there’s a third virgin auction, but this time the virginity that’s up for auction belongs to a Brazilian sex doll named Valentina. Continue reading “Sex doll’s virginity up for auction” »

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“Vaseline & Pepper” aka My First Strip Club

Everyone’s first time at a strip club is weird, but none of them compare to Vaseline & Pepper

Vaseline & Pepper from Fraser Munden on Vimeo.

Boys will be boys!

The moral of this story? Stay away from strip clubs because they are sad, sad places. Vaseline and pepper is a cheap and easy way to make a fake beard.

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