• Japanese Game Show Makes Men Sing Karaoke While Getting Jerked Off By Hot Asian Girls

    As if singing Karaoke on TV wasn’t humiliating enough, Japanese game show Sing What Happens took the humiliation to a whole new level by forcing men to sing Karaoke while hot Asian girls jerk them off. So now, instead of just trying to make it through three minutes without making the audience’s ears bleed, they know have to focus on not blowing their load too early.

    I know that this game show where hot Asian girls jerk off contestants singing Karaoke doesn’t sound real at all, so watch the video evidence below.  Continue Reading

    April 16, 2015 • Funny, Sex, Sex News • Views: 6708

  • People Are Pissed That Brazzers Shot an Amirah Adara Anal Scene at a Vintage Railway

    This is so silly. Parents are super pissed at Epping Ongar Railway, a heritage railway in the UK, for letting Brazzers shoot an Amirah Adara anal scene.

    Via The Telegraph:

    “A vintage railway operator has been branded “disgusting” after allowing a hardcore porn film to be shot on its historic train track.

    Parents have slammed the decision to allow American adult film company, Brazzers, to shoot a 28-minute film on the Epping Ongar Railway – a heritage railway in Essex.

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    April 1, 2015 • Funny, Pictures & Vids, Popular, Porn, Porn News & Highlights, Pornstars, Trending • Views: 14715

  • First World Sex Problems, Ranked

    First World Problems: frustrations and complaints that are only experienced by privileged individuals in wealthy countries. It is typically used as a tongue-in-cheek comedic device to make light of trivial inconveniences.

    We ranked first world sex problems from best to worst because it’s looking like a slow news day and we need to do something!  Continue Reading

    April 1, 2015 • Funny, Porn, Porn Lists • Views: 4300

  • 10 Excuses For How You Know Pornstars Without Admitting You Watch Porn

    One thing that I’ve learned in my tenure at is that only a select few people are willing to admit that they recognize a pornstar’s name from their porn videos. They always stare at me wide-eyed and fidgety all like, “Nah man. I don’t know who that is. You say her name is Sasha Greys?”

    Yeah fucking right, bud. I know you know who Sasha Grey is.

    Anyways, if you’ve ever almost inadvertently revealed that you love porn by recognizing a pornstars’ name, here are 10 quick excuses to explain how you know pornstars without admitting you watch porn. If you think of more, please share them in the comments!  Continue Reading

    March 27, 2015 • Funny, Porn, Porn Lists, Stuff • Views: 4081

  • Life Without Porn is The Nightmare We Always Knew It Would Be

    Life without porn is such a horrific idea that I never want to consider it. Namely because without porn I’d be out of a steady job and reduced to turn tricks for hot MILFs at my local cougar. But also, how would we be able to identify impromptu come-ons by hot babes getting their cable fixed? How would sexy broke girls pay for pizza? How could we ensure that we’re not getting cheated by a hot mechanic?

    These questions are all answered in the Guy Code’s new video that explores the nightmare that would be life without porn… Continue Reading

    March 24, 2015 • Funny, Stuff • Views: 1567

  • Durex’s New Smartphone Technology Promises Better Sex For All

    Since the year is 2015, I’m only going to assume that you’re tethered to your smartphone 100% of the time. Even in the bedroom.

    And while I don’t blame you for prioritizing getting push notifications right up there with putting your penis in a vagina, asshole or mouth, but you must admit that your sex life takes a hit whenever you’re checking your timeline during the deed.

    However, condom company Durex has been doing some serious research and development to turn your smartphone dependence from a weight on your sex life and help you have better sex.

    Check out their new promo video and prepare to thank Durex for a better sex life.  Continue Reading

    March 16, 2015 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 2664

  • Pornstars Describe Their Weirdest Videos

    How many times have you been browsing for porn only to find a video that makes you scratch your head rather than manipulate your genitals?

    Unless this is your first foray into the world of pornography, I’m willing to bet you’ve sat through at least a handful of weird porn videos if only in an attempt to understand what the appeal of squashing hamburgers with high-heels while getting fucked is.

    While most of the time we tend to try and rationalize what the viewer is getting out of a weird porn video, we rarely take the time to find out what the stars think of them. has corrected that oversight by sitting down with a bunch of pornstars to ask them about the weirdest porn video they’ve ever shot.  Continue Reading

    March 10, 2015 • Funny, INTERVIEWS, Popular, Porn, Pornstars, Stuff • Views: 15839

  • All The Acronyms Ruined by Porn

    Do you ever feel like porn sites are written in a totally different language? A lot of that comes from the acronyms the porn industry conjures to describe specific niches, kinks, body-types and sex acts.

    If you’ve been browsing for porn and thought to yourself, “I have no fucking idea what these random letters tossed together are supposed to mean.” PAWG? BBC? CFNM? ATM? WTF is going on? (See what I did there?)

    To help decipher what the fuck porn sites are talking about, Complex has compiled porn’s most popular acronyms and corresponded them to their mainstream meaning.

    Watch and finally learn what all these damn acronyms mean.  Continue Reading

    March 6, 2015 • Funny, Porn, Porn News & Highlights, Stuff • Views: 9941

  • Gabrielle Union Talks Masturbation on Conan

    If you’re not sexually attracted to Gabrielle Union, GTFO.

    She’s easily one of the sexiest human beings on planet Earth and continues to provide evidence of her infinite sex appeal every time she drops by the Conan show.

    Last week, Gabrielle Union went on Conan to promote the new season of her show Being Mary Jane but ended up promoting female masturbation too.

    Watch Gabrielle Union talk about “beating off” (her words, not mine) below.  Continue Reading

    February 18, 2015 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 5020

  • 5 Reason Why Pornstars Hate 50 Shades of Grey

    There are a lot of reasons why you should hate 50 Shades of Grey.

    It’s poorly written, it’s a lazy representation of a sub/dom relationships, its movie adaptation looks like a very expensive piece of crap and it’s the reason for more sex toy related injuries in the United States.

    But why do pornstars hate 50 Shades of Grey?

    Well, Funny Or Die teamed up with pornstars Nadia Styles, Mercedes Carrera and Nina Elle to figure out why pornstars hate 50 Shades of Grey.

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    February 13, 2015 • Funny, Popular, Porn, Porn News & Highlights, Stuff • Views: 8694

  • Sex Toy Injuries Have Spiked Since 2011

    According to a new report from the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission, hospital visits necessitated by sex toy injuries have doubled in the last eight years, with a huge increase in 2011 and 2012.

    What happened in 2011 and 2012 that caused such a spike in sex toy-related injuries across America?

    The publication of the Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy.  Continue Reading

    February 13, 2015 • Sex News • Views: 4668

  • This Is How Women Really Feel About Dick Pics

    Nothing illustrates the fact that men and women have different definitions of “sexy” than dick pics.

    Traditionally, women find a man in uniform sexy. You know why? Because this disgusting genitalia is covered up and they don’t have to look at it!

    Meanwhile, ,en find nude women sexy. So, when they want to appear sexy to women, they tend to not take into account that what is sexy to them is not universally sexy.

    Specifically, there are some men that think their penis, when photographed with low-lighting and way too many pixels, is the sexiest thing in the world. Women can’t resist!

    But there in lies the problem. You men are sorely mistaken if you think a shitty dick pic will turn a woman on, let alone appreciate it.

    To prove that I’m not just talking out of my ass, watch “Women React To Dick Pics” below.  Continue Reading

    February 13, 2015 • Funny, Popular, Sex, Sex & Dating Tips, Sex News, Stuff • Views: 6995

  • Girl Pours Acid on Boyfriend’s Penis After He Leaked Their Sex Tape

    As if the new revenge porn laws sweeping the globe weren’t enough to discourage people from leaking their sex tapes, this story of retaliation will make you want to never post anything online ever again.

    A teenage girl threw acid on her boyfriend’s lap when she discovered that he had secretly filmed them having sex with his laptop and that the sex tape had subsequently been made available on the Internet. Is it safe to assume that he’s now her ex-boyfriend?  Continue Reading

    February 10, 2015 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 4549

  • New Zealand Couple Caught Having Sex In The Office!

    When in the throes of passion, it can be easy to forget things. Like, for example, that the office you’re having sex in has massive glass windows and everyone on the street can see you.

    That’s the lesson a Christchurch, New Zealand couple learned the hard way on Friday night when they left the lights on and got spotted by pedestrians in the midst of a hot sex in the office romp ,according to the New Zealand Herald.  Continue Reading

    February 4, 2015 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 8947

  • Randy Quaid Posts Bizarre Rant Video and Fucks His Wife in Rupert Murdoch Mask

    In October, 2010, Randy Quaid and wife Evi Quaid were arrested in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada and subsequently applied for refugee status on the grounds that they feared for their lives in the United States. They claimed that numerous actors have died under mysterious circumstances committed by the “Hollywood star whackers”. And so asylum from the Hollywood star whackers is as simple as sneaking into Canada?

    Obviously, this is all totally crazy.

    But yesterday, Randy Quaid and wife Evi decided to crank the crazy up a notch by sharing a bizarre, conspiracy-filled rant video railing against Rupert Murdoch, Warner Brothers, News Corp and what he calls “police-media corruption.”

    But the “police-media corruption” isn’t even the strangest part. The real crazy is when Randy puts a Rupert Murdoch mask on Evi Quaid and “fucks” her as Rupert Murdoch at the end.  Continue Reading

    February 4, 2015 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 3223

  • Syrian Rebels Got Fooled By Hackers with Sexy Pics

    Syrian opposition fighters were foiled when hackers used sexy pics dripping with malware to infiltrate their computers, because not this is the reality of war in the 21st century. Even when you take a break to masturbate, they’re still coming for you.

    Here’s how it hackers fooled and subsequently foiled Syrian rebels with sexy pics:  Continue Reading

    February 3, 2015 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 2355

  • Someone on the Nashville Predators Broadcast Was Watching Porn

    One of the best things about hockey is the sounds. The skate blades cutting into freshly scraped ice. Some poor bastard’s bones getting checked into the boards. That ping of the puck ricocheting off the crossbar that silences 20,000 cheering fans. The organ honking away. It’s an underrated part of a beautiful game.

    One thing you never expect to hear at a hockey game is the dulcet moans of a pornstar getting her pussy filled by a hard cock (unless you’re watching the hockey game at my house, which in that case you should expect to hear the dulcet moans because I have a lot of “work” to do and I can’t wait until the end of the game to watch it because it’s for “work”). But if you tuned in to see the St. Louis Blues host the Nashville Predators, you definitely heard someone watching porn during the game.  Continue Reading

    January 30, 2015 • Funny, Popular, Porn, Porn News & Highlights • Views: 11439

  • With Tori Black on Their Side, The Seahawks Are Destined To Win The Super Bowl

    After making a dramatic comeback in the NFC Championship game, the Seahawks are back in the Super Bowl this Sunday.

    When asked about the heroic comeback, Seahawks QB Russell Wilson told MMQB’s Peter Wilson, “That’s God setting it up, to make it so dramatic, so rewarding, so special. I’ve been through a lot in life, and had some ups and downs. It’s what’s led me to this day.”

    It could be God’s plan to have the Seahawks win the Super Bowl. It could be Russell Wilson’s God given talent. It could be Pete Carroll coaching the shit out of that team.

    But last year, we made the bold prediction that the Seahawks were going to win the Super Bowl because they had uber pornstar Tori Black behind them. And since Tori Black is still a proud member of the 12th Man, we’re willing to go out on a limp and say…  Continue Reading

    January 29, 2015 • Funny, Porn, Porn News & Highlights, Sex, Sex News, Stuff • Views: 5958

  • Karla Kush’s Joke of the Day Increases Her Sex Appeal By 420%

    When I concluded my interview with Karla Kush, I remember thinking:

    “Well. That settles it. Karla Kush is the woman of my dreams.”

    Who could possibly resist that Kush Tush? Who wouldn’t want to fuck like minks after a couple of hits?

    If I were to give Karla Kush a sex appeal rating out of 100, she’d get a 99.

    However, I know have to rethink that arbitrary rating because I’ve recently discovered that Karla Kush isn’t just sexy. She’s also funny.  Continue Reading

    January 29, 2015 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Pornstars • Views: 6444

  • Mia Khalifa Got Some Thirsty, Cringeworthy DMs From Drake

    Mia Khalifa, the Lebanese via Florida pornstar who was recently crowned the most popular pornstar in the world*, revealed last night in an interview with a Miami sports radio told a story about “someone” (99% sure it’s Drake) who has been sliding into her DMs on Instagram with some thirsty, cringeworthy messages.  Continue Reading

    January 27, 2015 • Popular, Porn, Porn News & Highlights • Views: 5994