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  • Would You Ever Try To Hook Up With A Sexy Hobo?

    When I’m walking around the city, my head is on swivel because there are always babes roaming around town and it brightens my day to bask in the beauty of certain women with a quick glance as we pass each other on the street.

    I always try to be respectful and minimize my creepiness by only looking once, but sometimes I can’t help myself from double-taking when I spot a big rack or a particularly pretty face.

    The other day, I found myself in the downtown core amongst waves and waves of babes. My head was spinning from left to right so much from scanning all the hotties that I had to take a moment to pause and let the dizziness subside. That’s when I saw her. The most objectively beautiful woman I’d ever seen. She had a face like Irina Shayk, tits like Emma Glover and an ass that could rival Kelsi’ Monroe juicy booty.

    There was just one caveat…

    She was homeless!  Continue Reading

    October 20, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Polls, Porn, Stuff • Views: 1778

  • Couple Had Sex In A Police Car After Being Arrested!

    A Wisconsin couple had sex in the back of a police cruiser after being arrested. The encounter, that was unfortunately interrupted when the arresting officer heard the woman “begin to moan loudly” while her legs were “touching the ceiling” of the cruise, according to a criminal complaintContinue Reading

    October 14, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 10871

  • 25 Places To Masturbate Ranked From Worst To Best

    Masturbation! We all do it and there’s no reason to be ashamed of it. To make sure that you’re making the most of your masturbation, we decided to rank all 25 places to masturbate from best to worst. So let’s get straight to it!

    25. The beach

    SAND IS GOING TO GET EVERYWHERE. AND I MEAN EVERYWHERE!

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    October 7, 2014 • Funny, Porn Lists • Views: 19188

  • This Awesome Porn Video Will Save Your Sex Life

    Boyfriends! Girlfriends! Husbands! Wives! Mothers and daughters? Everyone! Gather round!

    If you’re trapped in a sexless relationship, then you need to watch this porn video we just found! It will literally save your sex life!

    Some of you might be skeptical that a porn video could possibly save your sex life, but I’m here to tell you that it’s perfectly normal for all kinds of couples to turn to porn videos in order to save their sex lives.

    For one, watching porn together is a shared experience. Any time a couple shares an experience with one another, it can only be good for the relationship because you’re both investing in time together. Why not invest in time together by ramping up the eroticism by watching porn videos?  Continue Reading

    September 24, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Sex, Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 15833

  • The Fourteen Times Sex Has Really Screwed You Over

    “The 1st Class Lifestyle” recently posted an article about the “Ten Times Sex Has Ruined Your Life” and while I have to agree with most of these,  I feel like there are just a couple missing. So let’s do some tweaking a la Sex.com here, starting with renaming this title to “The Fourteen Times Sex Has Really Screwed You Over” so that it’s punny.

    According to “The 1st Class Lifestyle”, these are the 10 times sex has ruined your life:  Continue Reading

    September 15, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Porn Lists, Sex, Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 13111

  • 29 Perfectly Good Excuses For Why You’re Not Going To Cum Tonight

    Cumming! It’s something that we all thoroughly enjoy, but even those we love to cum, sometimes we can’t do it. We try and try but for some reason, we can’t seem to cross the finish line.

    Of course, not being able to cum is not a big deal when you’re alone. You just put the Kleenex is a safe place, minimize the window on your computer screen with the free porn videos you were trying to fap to and say, “I’ll see you two in the morning.”

    But when you’re with a partner, not being able to cum is embarrassing for both parties. They’ll feel either unattractive or sexually inadequate, while you feel awkward because you’ve just learned from trying to fake an orgasm that you’re a terrible actor.

    Even though not being able to cum is embarrassing for everyone, you’re in luck. The only thing you need to do to save your partner and yourself from the humiliation of not being able to cum is good communication. Specifically, you need to be able to communicate a great excuse for why you will not be cumming.

    To help get you started, all of Sex.com’s resident sexperts came together to create this list of 25 perfectly good excuses for why you’re not going to cum tonight. Ready? OK!  Continue Reading

    September 4, 2014 • Funny, Sex, Sex & Dating Tips, Stuff • Views: 10398

  • The Real Sex.com. Accept No Imitators.

    Last night, a member of our development team noticed something fishy happening in the daily Sex.com site stats.

    Unfortunately, I did not understand a single word of his explanation because it was so technical. Server this, IP address that, code something or other. So I’ll break it down for you in laymen’s terms.

    There’s a website called XXOSEX.COM that kept appearing in Sex.com’s site stats, bungling everything up.

    That’s awfully similar to our own domain name. Only three additional characters and a much less sordid history (If you’re unfamiliar with the history of fraud, betrayal and quality pornography associated with the world’s most expensive domain name, please read this: Sex.com: A Visual History).

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    September 4, 2014 • Funny, Site News, Stuff • Views: 6031

  • 10 Reasons Why People Break-Up With Their Favorite Porn Site

    Getting dumped sucks. Unfortunately, we here at Sex.com are all too familiar with break-ups. No matter what we do, some of our users just feel the need to end things. And we were just about to introduce them to our parents…

    Rather than wallow in our sorrow and tell ourselves that we’re going to be alone forever, we’ve chosen the self-preservation route. Meaning that we chose 10 outrageous reasons for why former-Sex.com users chose to break-up with their favorite porn site.

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    August 26, 2014 • Funny, Infographics/Stories, Stuff • Views: 7616

  • 7 Steps To Having Sex Like A Pornstar

    It feels like every three months, Cosmo or some equally shitty publication puts out a list of ways to “Have Sex Like A Pornstar”. Why not? Slapping that on a front page would get me to buy it.

    That said, I’ve always been disappointed by the tips these hacks provide for having sex like a pornstar. It’s almost as though they’ve never seen porn before. Do I even dare accuse them of just making shit up so they can sell magazines?

    Well, I’ve had enough. I’ve taken matters into my own hands and I’m here to tell you how to really have sex like a pornstar in 7 easy steps. So pay attention!

    7 Steps To Having Sex Like A Pornstar

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    August 15, 2014 • Funny, Sex, Sex & Dating Tips, Sexual Health, Stuff • Views: 31593

  • Funny Porn Comments

    It’s surprising people comment on porn videos at all considering I bet it’s pretty hard to comment on something with one hand, but thankfully they do, because some of these porn comments are actually to die for. Someone even started a twitter account called “BestPornComment” you should all check out but these are some of the highlights plus a few more gems:

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    August 7, 2014 • Funny, Stuff, TOP 10's • Views: 12498