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  • The 10 Strangest Sex Toys of the Year

    Sex toys have one purpose and one purpose only: make getting off even more fun.

    However, sexual satisfaction varies from person to person because we’re all beautiful, unique snowflakes. So sometimes…a sex toy designer will come up with a new sex toy that they’re convinced will help the sex positive adults of the world have a better time cumming, but when it’s unleashed on the world, the reception isn’t as warm as they hoped because it turns out the sex toy they’ve made is actually totally fucking weird.

    So far, 2014 has been an excellent year for weird sex toys. And since Black Friday is coming up and the Christmas season is upon us, we thought it would be a good idea to show you the 10 Strangest Sex Toys of the Year, so you know not to stuff your significant other’s stocking with these weird sex toys.  Continue Reading

    November 21, 2014 • Funny, Sex, Stuff, Toys • Views: 11073

  • Review: Get Sexxx Tonight, Kayden Kross’s New Adult Talk Show

    Yesterday, to my surprise (and delight), I stumbled upon a new adult talk show called Get Sexxx Tonight hosted by the lovely and talented Kayden Kross. The first episode of Get Sexxx Tonight premiered on Vimeo On Demand on October 28th and they’ve released three additional episodes since.

    For the uninitiated, Get Sexxx Tonight a new adults only comedy series, hosted by Kayden Kross that reveals the worlds of sex, sexuality, gender differences, and the latest findings from the scientific study of sex. The show boasts that it’s The Daily Show meets Tosh.0 meets Masters of Sex.

    To my even bigger surprise, no one had taken the time to review Kayden Kross’ new venture. So I sat down and watched all four episodes of Get Sexxx Tonight thus far to give it the critical attention it deserves. Keep reading to find out why Get Sexxx Tonight is definitely worth $2.00 and 15 to 20 minutes of your time.  Continue Reading

    November 10, 2014 • Pornstars, Reviews, Sex News • Views: 8527

  • Drunk Chinese Couple Caught Having Public Sex

    Ah, is there anything better than young love?  When you’re young and in love – nothing else matters.  You can’t keep your hands off of each other.  You’re making out in public, jamming your tongues into each others’ mouthes, and making all of the passerbys and old people very uncomfortable.  You’re fucking each other on a bench in the middle of a busy street while bystanders watch, gawk, and yell at you to stop…wait a second, that last one’s maybe crossing some kind of public decency line.

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    November 5, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 9891

  • Sex Pranks, Ranked

    I don’t know how others feel about this, but I’m a firm believer that sex should be fun. Of course, sex is inherently fun it’s the only acceptable time for two (or more) people to rub their genitals together.

    But you know what makes sex even more fun? WHEN YOU’RE FUNNY DURING SEX.

    That’s why I perform anywhere from 15 minutes to an hour of stand-up comedy when I’m having sex (the amount of stand-up comedy I do depends on how long I last and how many rounds we go). The only problem is that stand-up comedy is extremely hard and an average Joe like yourself cannot hope to ever get up on stage and underwhelm a room full of strangers with your prepared remarks. So instead, we’ll be focusing on sex pranks. You know, mischievous acts or practical jokes done during sex. Sure, it’s low-brow but who cares! They can be funny.

    In an effort to make having sex more fun by making it funny, here is our definitive ranking of SEX PRANKS from worst to best.  Continue Reading

    November 4, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Porn Lists, Sex, Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 14402

  • 70 Year-Old Japanese Man Arrested For Dumping 500 lbs of Porn in Park

    Retirement is tough on a lot of people because it’s easy to lose a sense of purpose. After spending the better part of your life in the rat race, it’s important to take up a hobby or use your time wisely or else death could come knocking on your door much sooner than expected. Why do you think old people love playing bridge, Scrabble, mahjong, scrapbooking and dumping 500 lbs worth of porn in public parks?

    Ok, dumping 500 lbs of porn in public parks isn’t something that most seniors do, but a 70 year-old man in Osaka was apprehended for illegally disposing of a massive pornography collection.  Continue Reading

    October 23, 2014 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights • Views: 3040

  • Redditors Confuse Dude’s Butt For Boobs, Jerk Off To It

    How many times have you been browsing for free porn and come across a super hot babe with big fake tits that get you rock hard, only to scroll down a little bit further to see that this sexy lady is actually a tranny?

    It happens to me all the time. I don’t know why it keeps surprising me because I’m specifically browsing for free tranny porn, but that’s besides the point.

    On Monday, redditor poshpink330 posted what LOOKED like a sexy cleavage pic in a skimpy bikini top to r/GoneWild, a popular community where hot amateurs post sexy photos of themselves. “(NSFW) first time poster… Wanna see more? ;-)” she wroteContinue Reading

    October 22, 2014 • Funny, Stuff • Views: 4036

  • Sasha Grey Reads Your Gross, Creepy Sexts

    Last time we checked in with the world’s most beloved former pornstar, Sasha Grey, she was making spying on American citizen sexy with her sexy NSA commercial.

    Now she’s starring in a new movie called Open Windows where a man named Nick (Elijah Wood, in the role he was born to play) winning a dinner date with his favorite actress, Grey’s Jill. When she doesn’t show, however, he’s offered the opportunity to constantly watch Jill through his computer. The premise is creepy, but her new movie’s creepiness pales in comparison to the creepy sexts Sasha Grey read for the latest instalment of Machinima’s “Creepy Test Theatre”.  Continue Reading

    October 21, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 7416

  • Would You Ever Try To Hook Up With A Sexy Hobo?

    When I’m walking around the city, my head is on swivel because there are always babes roaming around town and it brightens my day to bask in the beauty of certain women with a quick glance as we pass each other on the street.

    I always try to be respectful and minimize my creepiness by only looking once, but sometimes I can’t help myself from double-taking when I spot a big rack or a particularly pretty face.

    The other day, I found myself in the downtown core amongst waves and waves of babes. My head was spinning from left to right so much from scanning all the hotties that I had to take a moment to pause and let the dizziness subside. That’s when I saw her. The most objectively beautiful woman I’d ever seen. She had a face like Irina Shayk, tits like Emma Glover and an ass that could rival Kelsi’ Monroe juicy booty.

    There was just one caveat…

    She was homeless!  Continue Reading

    October 20, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Polls, Porn, Stuff • Views: 8313

  • Couple Had Sex In A Police Car After Being Arrested!

    A Wisconsin couple had sex in the back of a police cruiser after being arrested. The encounter, that was unfortunately interrupted when the arresting officer heard the woman “begin to moan loudly” while her legs were “touching the ceiling” of the cruise, according to a criminal complaintContinue Reading

    October 14, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 11794

  • 25 Places To Masturbate Ranked From Worst To Best

    Masturbation! We all do it and there’s no reason to be ashamed of it. To make sure that you’re making the most of your masturbation, we decided to rank all 25 places to masturbate from best to worst. So let’s get straight to it!

    25. The beach

    SAND IS GOING TO GET EVERYWHERE. AND I MEAN EVERYWHERE!

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    October 7, 2014 • Funny, Porn Lists • Views: 23438