• 17 Unforgettable Porn Movie Quotes

    Porn movies rarely get the respect they deserve due to their explicit nature. Most people don’t know that some of their favorite things to shout out during sex actually come from classic porn movies.

    So to pay homage to the rich history of porn movies and the incredible influence these overlooked, unforgettable quotes have had on our culture, the Blog presents to you: 17 UNFORGETTABLE PORN MOVIE QUOTES.  Continue Reading

    June 18, 2015 • Funny, Porn Lists • Views: 4865

  • Team Skeet Behind the Scenes: Porn Star Spelling Bee!

    Can pornstars spell? It’s a question that’s plagued porn fans for far too long.

    Thankfully, our friends from Team Skeet decided to have some fun behind the scenes and answer this question by hosting the first-ever Porn Star Spelling bee with hotties Aria AlexanderRachael Madori, Jessie Young, Henley HartTiffany Star and Mia Scarlett.

    Find out which hot porn stars have brains and beauty by clicking play on the video below.

    Just like any spelling bee, Team Skeet’s behind the scenes Porn Star Spelling Bee reveals that spellcheck/autocorrect are the greatest inventions of our time. However, unlike regular spelling bees, this Porn Star Spelling Bee is significantly easier on the eyes.

    Well done, girls! You’re all winners in our book.

    See these babes in action on now!


    June 17, 2015 • Funny, Pictures & Vids, Porn, Pornstars • Views: 2541

  • Woman Jailed For Loud Sex

    A woman in the UK has been jailed for having outrageously loud sex, Metro reports.

    23 year-old Gemma Wale was ordered to serve two weeks behind bars for breaching an “Antisocial Behaviour Order”. For those of you who do not know, ASBOs are the UK’s way of cracking down against youths who may upset the older generation.

    A court heard how she “screamed and shouted” at a level of noise offensive to neighbors during a ten minute romp at her house in Small Heath, Birmingham.

    The court heard Birmingham City Council took legal action after neighbor Ghazala Bibi, 40, complained about loud sex noises coming from her home. Continue Reading

    June 9, 2015 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 5481

  • Watching Porn with Pornstars

    Watching porn with someone else is weird. You want to whip it out and start jerking it to the video but you don’t if the other person/people in the room would be into the idea of a circle jerk so you end up just sitting there awkwardly trying to something with your hands in plain sight so everyone knows you’re not jerking it.

    But can you even begin to imagine how awkward it would be to watch porn videos with the stars of said videos right next to you? Well you don’t need to imagine it because BuzzFeed has made it a reality!  Continue Reading

    June 5, 2015 • Funny, Porn, Pornstars • Views: 5103

  • This World War II Double Penetration Explained

    Some say that double penetration is the raunchiest of all sex acts because the woman involved is penetrated by cocks in her vagina and ass while the men enjoy the homoerotic thrill of their scrotums touching. So taboo! And that taboo is exactly what makes it so hot. But as the ubiquity of the double penetration video has grown steadily since the first time it was depicted on screen in the 1999 classic 2 Can Play This Game, the porn viewing public has been desensitized to the shock of seeing a woman allow two to play the game of sex.

    The following video was certainly made with the intent to push the limits and revitalize the thrill of seeing the Herculean feat of strength that is the double penetration. Unfortunately, it did so in all the wrong ways.

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    June 2, 2015 • Funny, Pictures & Vids, Porn, Reviews, Scenes, Stuff • Views: 7307

  • Finally! A Sex Toy Specifically for Widows!

    Dutch inventor Mark Sturkenboom has come up with a new sex toy that finally allows widows to cope with the grief and sexual frustration that comes with their partners passing away.

    The sex toy is called 21 Grams and we don’t know whether it’s a genius idea or the creepiest thing that’s ever appeared on this free sex blog.  Continue Reading

    April 28, 2015 • Sex, Toys • Views: 4158

  • Semi-Pro Soccer Player For Filming a Sex Tape in the Dugout

    Soccer! Who cares about it, right? Only the entire world outside of United States of America. But here’s a juicy piece of news that might just turn you into a life-long soccer fan: semi-professional soccer player Jay Hart has just been fired for filming a sex tape in the manager’s dugout.  Continue Reading

    April 27, 2015 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 8225

  • Chinese Official are Cracking Down on Funeral Strippers

    Did you know that it’s totally acceptable to mourn the loss of a loved one with strippers in China?

    Well, not totally acceptable. According to a statement from the Ministry of Culture on Thursday, the government plans to work closely with police to eliminate funeral strippers.  Continue Reading

    April 24, 2015 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 5329

  • Amy Schumer Threatens David Letterman with Her Vagina

    Comedienne Amy Schumer visited David Letterman last night to talk about her Peabody award-winning sketch comedy show Inside Amy Schumer (which has just been renewed for a fourth season!), her mom’s awful bumper sticker advice, reminisced about heckling Bradley Cooper and bad relationships she’s been in.

    But that’s not all. She also took the opportunity on her final Letterman appearance to threaten David Letterman with her vagina.

    Watch Amy Schumer threaten David Letterman with her vagina below.  Continue Reading

    April 21, 2015 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 4179

  • Japanese Game Show Makes Men Sing Karaoke While Getting Jerked Off By Hot Asian Girls

    As if singing Karaoke on TV wasn’t humiliating enough, Japanese game show Sing What Happens took the humiliation to a whole new level by forcing men to sing Karaoke while hot Asian girls jerk them off. So now, instead of just trying to make it through three minutes without making the audience’s ears bleed, they know have to focus on not blowing their load too early.

    I know that this game show where hot Asian girls jerk off contestants singing Karaoke doesn’t sound real at all, so watch the video evidence below.  Continue Reading

    April 16, 2015 • Funny, Sex, Sex News • Views: 8806

  • People Are Pissed That Brazzers Shot an Amirah Adara Anal Scene at a Vintage Railway

    This is so silly. Parents are super pissed at Epping Ongar Railway, a heritage railway in the UK, for letting Brazzers shoot an Amirah Adara anal scene.

    Via The Telegraph:

    “A vintage railway operator has been branded “disgusting” after allowing a hardcore porn film to be shot on its historic train track.

    Parents have slammed the decision to allow American adult film company, Brazzers, to shoot a 28-minute film on the Epping Ongar Railway – a heritage railway in Essex.

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    April 1, 2015 • Funny, Pictures & Vids, Popular, Porn, Porn News & Highlights, Pornstars, Trending • Views: 20011

  • First World Sex Problems, Ranked

    First World Problems: frustrations and complaints that are only experienced by privileged individuals in wealthy countries. It is typically used as a tongue-in-cheek comedic device to make light of trivial inconveniences.

    We ranked first world sex problems from best to worst because it’s looking like a slow news day and we need to do something!  Continue Reading

    April 1, 2015 • Funny, Porn, Porn Lists • Views: 5080

  • 10 Excuses For How You Know Pornstars Without Admitting You Watch Porn

    One thing that I’ve learned in my tenure at is that only a select few people are willing to admit that they recognize a pornstar’s name from their porn videos. They always stare at me wide-eyed and fidgety all like, “Nah man. I don’t know who that is. You say her name is Sasha Greys?”

    Yeah fucking right, bud. I know you know who Sasha Grey is.

    Anyways, if you’ve ever almost inadvertently revealed that you love porn by recognizing a pornstars’ name, here are 10 quick excuses to explain how you know pornstars without admitting you watch porn. If you think of more, please share them in the comments!  Continue Reading

    March 27, 2015 • Funny, Porn, Porn Lists, Stuff • Views: 5362

  • Life Without Porn is The Nightmare We Always Knew It Would Be

    Life without porn is such a horrific idea that I never want to consider it. Namely because without porn I’d be out of a steady job and reduced to turn tricks for hot MILFs at my local cougar. But also, how would we be able to identify impromptu come-ons by hot babes getting their cable fixed? How would sexy broke girls pay for pizza? How could we ensure that we’re not getting cheated by a hot mechanic?

    These questions are all answered in the Guy Code’s new video that explores the nightmare that would be life without porn… Continue Reading

    March 24, 2015 • Funny, Stuff • Views: 1715

  • Durex’s New Smartphone Technology Promises Better Sex For All

    Since the year is 2015, I’m only going to assume that you’re tethered to your smartphone 100% of the time. Even in the bedroom.

    And while I don’t blame you for prioritizing getting push notifications right up there with putting your penis in a vagina, asshole or mouth, but you must admit that your sex life takes a hit whenever you’re checking your timeline during the deed.

    However, condom company Durex has been doing some serious research and development to turn your smartphone dependence from a weight on your sex life and help you have better sex.

    Check out their new promo video and prepare to thank Durex for a better sex life.  Continue Reading

    March 16, 2015 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 2757

  • Pornstars Describe Their Weirdest Videos

    How many times have you been browsing for porn only to find a video that makes you scratch your head rather than manipulate your genitals?

    Unless this is your first foray into the world of pornography, I’m willing to bet you’ve sat through at least a handful of weird porn videos if only in an attempt to understand what the appeal of squashing hamburgers with high-heels while getting fucked is.

    While most of the time we tend to try and rationalize what the viewer is getting out of a weird porn video, we rarely take the time to find out what the stars think of them. has corrected that oversight by sitting down with a bunch of pornstars to ask them about the weirdest porn video they’ve ever shot.  Continue Reading

    March 10, 2015 • Funny, INTERVIEWS, Popular, Porn, Pornstars, Stuff • Views: 17113

  • All The Acronyms Ruined by Porn

    Do you ever feel like porn sites are written in a totally different language? A lot of that comes from the acronyms the porn industry conjures to describe specific niches, kinks, body-types and sex acts.

    If you’ve been browsing for porn and thought to yourself, “I have no fucking idea what these random letters tossed together are supposed to mean.” PAWG? BBC? CFNM? ATM? WTF is going on? (See what I did there?)

    To help decipher what the fuck porn sites are talking about, Complex has compiled porn’s most popular acronyms and corresponded them to their mainstream meaning.

    Watch and finally learn what all these damn acronyms mean.  Continue Reading

    March 6, 2015 • Funny, Porn, Porn News & Highlights, Stuff • Views: 10321

  • Gabrielle Union Talks Masturbation on Conan

    If you’re not sexually attracted to Gabrielle Union, GTFO.

    She’s easily one of the sexiest human beings on planet Earth and continues to provide evidence of her infinite sex appeal every time she drops by the Conan show.

    Last week, Gabrielle Union went on Conan to promote the new season of her show Being Mary Jane but ended up promoting female masturbation too.

    Watch Gabrielle Union talk about “beating off” (her words, not mine) below.  Continue Reading

    February 18, 2015 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 5851

  • 5 Reason Why Pornstars Hate 50 Shades of Grey

    There are a lot of reasons why you should hate 50 Shades of Grey.

    It’s poorly written, it’s a lazy representation of a sub/dom relationships, its movie adaptation looks like a very expensive piece of crap and it’s the reason for more sex toy related injuries in the United States.

    But why do pornstars hate 50 Shades of Grey?

    Well, Funny Or Die teamed up with pornstars Nadia Styles, Mercedes Carrera and Nina Elle to figure out why pornstars hate 50 Shades of Grey.

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    February 13, 2015 • Funny, Popular, Porn, Porn News & Highlights, Stuff • Views: 9248

  • Sex Toy Injuries Have Spiked Since 2011

    According to a new report from the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission, hospital visits necessitated by sex toy injuries have doubled in the last eight years, with a huge increase in 2011 and 2012.

    What happened in 2011 and 2012 that caused such a spike in sex toy-related injuries across America?

    The publication of the Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy.  Continue Reading

    February 13, 2015 • Sex News • Views: 5014