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  • Ukraine’s Human Barbie Says Ugliness Is Caused By “Race-Mixing”

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    You’re about to see why that’s totally untrue

    If you use the internet regularly, you’ve probably heard about Ukraine’s Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova.

    For those of you who don’t know Valeria Lukyanova, she’s quite possibly the world’s craziest woman. She spends every waking moment trying to look like a real life Barbie doll by putting on loads of makeup, wearing creepy contact lenses, working out constantly, and consuming only a diet of sunlight and air.

    GQ’s Michael Idov traveled to Ukraine to speak with Valeria Lukyanova, which only confirmed that she’s totally insane. Here’s her take on the “global mean” of beauty:

    When seated across the table from a living Barbie and stuck for topics, by all means go for collegiate bullshit. “But Amatue seems to be all about the Eastern philosophy of reincarnation,” I say. “And the beauty that you embody is very Western. American, even.”

    Valeria grows pensive, which in her case means rolling her eyes slightly upward without changing anything else about her face. “I wouldn’t say so. Everyone wants a slim figure. Everyone gets breasts done. Everyone fixes up their face if it’s not ideal, you know? Everyone strives for the golden mean. It’s global now.”

    “But that’s a relatively new thing,” I reply. “The ideal of beauty used to be different.”

    “That’s because of the race-mixing.”

    WOAH. Ugliness is caused by “race-mixing”? That’s not ok. Of course a woman crazy enough to transform herself into a living doll would also happen to be terribly racist.

    To prove to you all that “race-mixing” is not the source of human ugliness, here now are the 20 hottest mixed race women:  Continue Reading

    April 8, 2014 • Sex News, TOP 10's • Views: 7031

  • Gabrielle Union’s Hot Body Inspired By Pornstars

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    Gabrielle Union

    Do you guys remember the song “Is She Really Going Out With Him?” by Joe Jackson? That songs pretty much encapsulates my feelings towards super babe Gabrielle Union.

    How can a babe like Gabrielle Union who has always come off as super sweet and cool really be going out (and getting married to) the NBA’s biggest villain, Dwyane Wade?

    For those of you who don’t follow the NBA, Dwyane Wade is pure evil. Anyone who disagrees with this statement is also pure evil.

    But just because she loves world’s biggest jerk Dwyane Wade doesn’t mean that I can’t still love her. And thanks to an appearance on CONAN last night, I’m totally ready to forget all about the whole Dwyane Wade-issue.

    How did Gabrielle Union win me over? It was as simple as admitting that she watches porn, works out with pornstars, and that pornstars are the inspiration for her hot body.

    I know, it seems too good to be true but it is. Watch Gabrielle Union talk about her porno diet with Conan O’Brien and Andy Ritcher:

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    January 22, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 1558

  • Sexiest NBA Fans

    1016 Sexiest NBA Fans

    If Kayden Kross doesn’t get you excited for basketball…I don’t know what will.

    Finally! The day we’ve all been waiting for is here.

    BASKETBALL IS BACK!

    Will the Rockets be a contender now that they’ve added big man Dwight Howard?

    Can Damien Lillard build off his hot rookie season or is he headed for a sophomore slump?

    How much does Tim Duncan have left in the tank?

    Can the Pistons make the playoffs with a team that has a surplus of size and not enough shooting?

    Will Kevin Garnett and Carmelo Anthony kill each other now that they’re both in New York (Brooklyn Nets and New York Knicks respectively)?

    Are the Miami Heat going to win a third straight NBA Championship?

    So many questions and none of them will be answered until the end of the 2014 season in April. What can we do to pass the time? How about looking at the Top 10 Sexiest NBA Fans? Why not, right? If these girls don’t get you excited for the new NBA season, maybe basketball isn’t your thing. At least you get to see some sexy NBA-loving babes!

    Ok. Here we go. The TOP 10 Sexiest NBA FansContinue Reading

    October 29, 2013 • TOP 10's • Views: 2480