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  • Actress Natasha Blasick Claims to Have Had Sex With a Ghost (Twice)

    Natasha Blasick is a Ukrainian born actress and model who has starred in a variety of small budget movies and TV shows.  She is certainly very attractive, but considering I’m not a ghost, I don’t think my chances of hooking up with her are very high.

    Recently, Natasha Blasick claimed on British television that she has had multiple sexual experiences with a ghost who enters her room at night.

    The funny thing is, she often acts in B and C level horror films, including a rip-off of the Paranormal Activity series entitled “Paranoid Activity.”  So maybe she just has paranormal shit on her mind right now.

    She describes her experience with the spectral lothario as follows:

    “I felt something entered the room. I couldn’t see anybody. Suddenly I could feel that somebody touching me,”

    “Their hands were pushing me against my will and then I could feel the weight of their body on top of me but I couldn’t see anybody.

    “At first I was very confused then I decided to relax and it was really pleasurable, I really enjoyed it.”

    Though it might sound a little creepy, you have to remember that it’s not actually that weird because the whole thing is certainly complete bullshit.

    In order for Natasha Blasick to prove her claims and appease me, I demand the following evidence or else the story is 100% false:

    1) A video of Natasha Blasick sitting on a stool, making some pottery, while the ghost in question sits behind her with his arms wrapped around her, and then they start forming the clay vase together and start making out and have sex, and also the ghost is Patrick Swayze.  Oh shit, that’s not funny because he’s actually dead now.  Whatever.  Sorry.  Tasteless.

    I’m not making fun of Patrick Swayze. I love me some Swayze. SWAYZE! Ya’ll ever seen the movie Young Blood? That movie is dope. He doesn’t play a ghost in it though so it’s slightly less dope. In fact, I am completely morally opposed to Blasick having sex with a ghost unless it’s Patrick Swayze because I would hate to think there’s other ghosts cock-blocking ghost Swayze and honing in on the decidedly limited pool of models/actress who wanna have sex with ghosts. You tryna leave Swayze with Kesha?

    But it should look like this:

    Anyways, that’s all of the proof that I need.  If Blasick can provide a video I will stop accusing her of being a liar.  Here’s what I think is actually happening (most likely).  Blasick is a young actress who has just started securing more prominent roles, and she needs something to distinguish herself from the droves of talented and beautiful young actresses around the world.  So she makes up a story like this to get some easy media buzz.  I’m writing about her, so I guess it worked?

    Anyways, here are some pictures of Blasick.  You can imagine you’re a ghost while you look at them.

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    And since sexy photos of Blasick are quite scarce, here’s some pictures of Demi Moore.  Because she’s in the movie Ghost.  And Ghosts. Ghosts.  Ghosts!  Swayze!

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    May 1, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 17439

  • Sex With Ghosts And Other Monsters

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    Alexis Texas acting as a ghost is the only ghost I’d ever have sex with (click to watch the video!)

    Now that Canadian Thanksgiving is over, the only thing we have to look forward to in October is Halloween.

    Last year, I asked Sex.com users, “Would you have sex with a ghost?

    1,097 people voted and 75% (825 people) said that they would have sex with a ghost.

    Personally, I wouldn’t want to have sex with a ghost. Unless it was Alexis Texas in the GhostBusters Porn Parody. Otherwise, too spooky. Also, sex with ghosts is too close to necrophilia for my comfort.

    It really doesn’t come as a surprise that if given the chance, most people would have sex with a ghost because people will literally fuck anything.

    People have sex with couches.

    People have sex with toasters.

    People have sex with inner tubes.

    People will try to have sex with literally anything. Even if it’s just the spirit of a dead person manifesting itself in a visual capacity. The craziest thing is that there is even a new dating website called GhostSingles.com that hooks up the morbid and horny with ghosts.

    Since 3 out of 4 people would have sex with a ghost, I’m curious to know where people draw the line in terms of having sex with monsters.

    So tell me…out of the following monsters, which would you NOT want to have sex with:  Continue Reading

    October 16, 2013 • Polls, Sex News • Views: 1531

  • Ke$ha has sex with ghosts?

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    Ke$ha lips are blue because of a tryst with a ghost

    While promoting her new album Warrior, Ke$ha revealed that the song “Supernatural” was inspired by true events. Though only a snippet of the song is available it would be safe to assume that when she sings “When you take my body to the stars I believe it. Boy this love is supernatural can you feel it?” is more of a metaphor for some very good sex.

    Apparently, Ke$ha means it literally. The song “Supernatural”, as she explained to Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS FM show, is literal. Here’s how Ke$ha explained it:

    “It’s about experiences with the supernatural… but in a sexy way. I had a couple of experiences with the supernatural. I don’t know his name! He was a ghost! I’m very open to it.”

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    September 27, 2012 • Polls, Sex News • Views: 588