Natasha Blasick is a Ukrainian born actress and model who has starred in a variety of small budget movies and TV shows. She is certainly very attractive, but considering I’m not a ghost, I don’t think my chances of hooking up with her are very high.
Recently, Natasha Blasick claimed on British television that she has had multiple sexual experiences with a ghost who enters her room at night.
The funny thing is, she often acts in B and C level horror films, including a rip-off of the Paranormal Activity series entitled “Paranoid Activity.” So maybe she just has paranormal shit on her mind right now.
She describes her experience with the spectral lothario as follows:
Though it might sound a little creepy, you have to remember that it’s not actually that weird because the whole thing is certainly complete bullshit.
In order for Natasha Blasick to prove her claims and appease me, I demand the following evidence or else the story is 100% false:
1) A video of Natasha Blasick sitting on a stool, making some pottery, while the ghost in question sits behind her with his arms wrapped around her, and then they start forming the clay vase together and start making out and have sex, and also the ghost is Patrick Swayze. Oh shit, that’s not funny because he’s actually dead now. Whatever. Sorry. Tasteless.
I’m not making fun of Patrick Swayze. I love me some Swayze. SWAYZE! Ya’ll ever seen the movie Young Blood? That movie is dope. He doesn’t play a ghost in it though so it’s slightly less dope. In fact, I am completely morally opposed to Blasick having sex with a ghost unless it’s Patrick Swayze because I would hate to think there’s other ghosts cock-blocking ghost Swayze and honing in on the decidedly limited pool of models/actress who wanna have sex with ghosts. You tryna leave Swayze with Kesha?
But it should look like this:
Anyways, that’s all of the proof that I need. If Blasick can provide a video I will stop accusing her of being a liar. Here’s what I think is actually happening (most likely). Blasick is a young actress who has just started securing more prominent roles, and she needs something to distinguish herself from the droves of talented and beautiful young actresses around the world. So she makes up a story like this to get some easy media buzz. I’m writing about her, so I guess it worked?
Anyways, here are some pictures of Blasick. You can imagine you’re a ghost while you look at them.
And since sexy photos of Blasick are quite scarce, here’s some pictures of Demi Moore. Because she’s in the movie Ghost. And Ghosts. Ghosts. Ghosts! Swayze!