Just a taste of Ikea Porn
Before embracing my inner-pervert and accepting the title of “Blogger Supreme” for Sex.com, I briefly worked in at an Ikea.
Truth be told, it was a really good job. It paid a lot better than any other retail job and they provided benefits for all their employees. Occasionally we would take naps on the beds while another guy was on lookout. Did I mention that as an Ikea employee, you get all the meatballs you can eat?
All in all working for Ikea was pretty good. The only downside (and it’s not really a downside) was realizing how many identical rooms there were in the world. People wanted their homes to look exactly like the pictures in the Ikea catalog.
Again, it’s not really a downside to working at Ikea, but I always wanted to make a bootleg Ikea catalog using real people’s homes. The problem was I’ve never been invited into someone’s home. They always politely ask me to leave once they open the door. So I put my art project on hold to write sexy things for Sex.com.
Unfortunately, Just Another Ikea Catalog has figured out how to recreate the Ikea catalog within people’s homes without being politely turned away. The solution? Like all of life’s problems, it was solved with pornography.
Let’s take a look at the at scandinavian modern style furniture and accessories that people have in their homes, specifically in their amateur pornography: Continue Reading