Oh shit! Valentine’s Day is right around the corner.
If your reaction to this news is: “FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.”, then you’re in luck. Because this year, instead of forgetting about Valentine’s Day, you’re going to give your significant other one of these awesome sex toys.
After all, Valentine’s Day is a holiday constructed by capitalist fat cats to make you associate romance with consumerism. Since you’re powerless to participate in this capitalist wet dream, you might as well have some amazing sex with cool sex toys.
So let’s see the 8 sex toys you need to give to your partner (or just buy for yourself) this Valentine’s Day.