• Model Sophie Dalzell Claims that Her Boob Job is More Important than the Law

    Well, this lady sounds like a total train wreck.

    Sophie Dalzell is a British Adult model who apparently loves drunkenly fighting police officers – she’s already had several convictions for assault and vandalism, and apparently just fucking LOVES to party and also LOVES to get boob jobs and also HATES doing community service and taking responsibility for her actions.

    Anyways, Sophie Dalzell was set to appear in court for drunkenly assaulting two police officers, but she totally flaked out on her court date because she had scheduled a breast surgery in Belgium for the same day. The fucked up thing? The court let her get away with it.

    And I quote,

    “My boobs and my appearance are more important than the law,” Dalzell, who makes her living appearing on late-night, adult TV programs, told The Manchester Evening News. “My career depends on it.”

    On top of that, Sophie Dalzell like, REALLY isn’t into completing all of the hours of community service that have been assigned to her for her various transgressions, totalling about 400 hours.

    “So she is simply refusing to do the community service because “I hate everything about it,” and “it’s a waste of a full day and it’s just too hard for me.”

    So basically, we have a British party girl/adult performer who repeatedly violates the law, her court dates, and her punishments, so she can probably go to Ibiza and rave all weekend. Someone get Hollywood on the phone we got ourselves an Oscar-winning screenplay idea!

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    The craziest thing about the story for me is the sheer amount of bullshit Sophie Dalzell has managed to get away with throughout this whole ordeal. Maybe its some weird intricacy of the British legal system that I can’t quite comprehend, but like, shouldn’t you just throw her in a jail cell and be done with it?

    Also steer real clear if you’re a police officer, because she’s probably going to try and beat the shit out of you, if this story is any indication.

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    June 18, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 21676

  • Sophia Knight, June Treat

    Sophia Knight sexy model

    Sophia Knight

    The first of the month is always a pain in the ass. Got to pay rent, got to buy a new bus pass, and…

    I guess it’s only those two things that make the first of the month a pain in the ass.

    Of course, there is a huge upside to a new month. Every month Twisty’s hooks us up with a new Treat of the Month to make life less unbearable. So far, I would say Twisty’s is doing a damn fine job of making our lives worth living with their Treat of the Month choices.

    Now that June has started, there’s a new Treat of the Month and it’s the gorgeous and wonderful Sophia Knight.

    Obviously, we’re super stoked that a sexy Brit like Sophia Knight is starting to get some shine. To celebrate her newfound Treatness, we’ve got no choice but to make her Babe of the Day! Continue Reading

    June 4, 2013 • BABES • Views: 3236

  • Beth Who? Beth Humphreys?

    Beth Humphries

    Beth Humphries

    Babe of the Day isn’t supposed to be just me picking hot babes to shine a spotlight on for a day and highlight their sexiness for everyone on the internet. Babe of the Day is supposed to me and all of you picking hot babes that are so sexy they deserve a whole day dedicated to them regardless of what’s happening in the rest of the world. That’s why I was so excited when I got this message from loyal fan of the Blog WesCrnkng:

    yo dust master, massive fan of “the blog” over here & many congrats on garnering “blog of the year”, “blogger of the year”, & “post of year” nominations at the blog awards. but how about that young lass beth, eh? can we puh-lease get a “babe of the day” post featuring that petite vixen whom we all admire so much? be a trailblazer dude. she’s a most sensational ambassador of the crop top & she seems chill. a big WHAT UP to the UK! keep the blood pumping, chico.

    WesCrnkng sold me on the idea of making a Babe of the Day post for two reasons.

    1. Crop-tops
    2. “Petite vixen”

    However, WesCrnkng didn’t specify which “Beth” he was talking about. So I’m taking a chance on a petite vixen, who has been known to wear crop-tops, and who is from the UK by making Beth Humhpreys Babe of the Day! Continue Reading

    May 31, 2013 • BABES • Views: 4164

  • Nudie Magazines Facing Ban in UK

    Two feminists groups, UK Feminista and Object, have joined forces with a group of lawyers in the UK to try and enforce the Equality Act of 2010, which would ban retailers from selling sexy magazines featuring nude and semi-nude models.

    The campaign is called Lose the Lads’ Mags and they have issued a brief letter to the Guardian to inaugurate their effort. They wrote:   Continue Reading

    May 28, 2013 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights, Sex, Sex News • Views: 1543