glenn close
Posts

  • Halloween Sex With Monsters (Very Spooky)

    Last week, after revealing that 75% OF PEOPLE WOULD HAVE SEX WITH A GHOST IF THEY COULD, I was curious to know what Halloween monster you would NOT have sex with.

    I’m still trying to figure out where women draw the line when it comes to having sex with things, but I do know that men will literally fuck anything. Any hole, crease, or crevice you can think of, I can guarantee a man has tried putting his penis inside of it and thrusting in and out.

    But as far as fictional monsters go, the majority of you draw the line with Zombies.

    Let’s take a look at the results.  Continue Reading

    October 24, 2013 • Funny, Stuff • Views: 2925

  • Sex With Ghosts And Other Monsters

    big04 Sex With Ghosts And Other Monsters

    Alexis Texas acting as a ghost is the only ghost I’d ever have sex with (click to watch the video!)

    Now that Canadian Thanksgiving is over, the only thing we have to look forward to in October is Halloween.

    Last year, I asked Sex.com users, “Would you have sex with a ghost?

    1,097 people voted and 75% (825 people) said that they would have sex with a ghost.

    Personally, I wouldn’t want to have sex with a ghost. Unless it was Alexis Texas in the GhostBusters Porn Parody. Otherwise, too spooky. Also, sex with ghosts is too close to necrophilia for my comfort.

    It really doesn’t come as a surprise that if given the chance, most people would have sex with a ghost because people will literally fuck anything.

    People have sex with couches.

    People have sex with toasters.

    People have sex with inner tubes.

    People will try to have sex with literally anything. Even if it’s just the spirit of a dead person manifesting itself in a visual capacity. The craziest thing is that there is even a new dating website called GhostSingles.com that hooks up the morbid and horny with ghosts.

    Since 3 out of 4 people would have sex with a ghost, I’m curious to know where people draw the line in terms of having sex with monsters.

    So tell me…out of the following monsters, which would you NOT want to have sex with:  Continue Reading

    October 16, 2013 • Polls, Sex News • Views: 1919