At the risk of being labelled incompetent, stupid or a boneheaded rube, let me just say that browsing for porn online is not an easy task. Where does one even being when they have millions and billions and trillions of free porn videos and pictures to look at? It’s no secret that our Weekend Free Porn Playlist is so successful because it saves people the trouble of browsing for their own porn.
Not only is browsing for porn difficult because of the wide variety of quality porn the internet has to offer, but the mainstream search engines like Google are by in large working against adult sites by avoiding adult-related results. Just look at how reluctant Google is to show me what I’m looking for if I were to search “DEEPTHROAT“.
Three Wikipedia articles and one IMDb page. Thank God for Reddit or we’d all be miserable.
If you’re like me, you rely on Google to find everything for you. What time is the bus coming? What’s that song I’m thinking of? Why does my fridge smell so bad? How do you wash your sheets? These are questions that Google can answer with ease, but when I ask it to find me a video of a hot girl taking cock all the way down her throat, I have to go all the way to page 3 like some kind of animal before it gives me what I want.
“It’s this corporate cowardice thing that’s been going on the last several years,” Colin Rowntree producer of Wasteland.com told BetaBeat. “Mainstream companies that have investors [or are] trying to go public [are] trying to distance themselves completely from adult entertainment.”
And that’s why Colin Rowntree has, along with some fellow experienced content producers and webmasters, taken matters into his own hands by created Boodigo, a new search engine that finds you porn.
First of all…HOW DOES BOODIGO WORK?
It works like a search engine. If you don’t understand what that means then please enrol yourself in to an internet class immediately. It lets people “find legitimate, legal, non-scary, non-damaging content for their adult entertainment needs,” Mr. Rowntree said.
FIRST IMPRESSION OF BOODIGO.COM
It works. It will really find you porn instead of the etymology of the term you’re searching for.
I understand that Tumblr new NSFW search restrictions are the poster boy of the whole “mainstream internet distancing itself from adult material” issue, but does Tumblr really need its own tab? Why wouldn’t it come up on its own.
Rowntree responds “The sheer volume of Tumblr porn pages made it necessary to give those results their own area to avoid them dominating the search results. Plus, it’s a nice place for Tumblr fans to come and find what they are looking for now that Tumblr has banned internal search for adult terms on their site.”
What about an image search function? Rowntree responds “This function is ready to go later this week after we fine tune the reporting system to allow surfers, models and producers to tag some images as “stolen” so we can remove them from the database. We are VERY much against online piracy as this harms the adult industry, so we are being very mindful to do it to protect performer and studio’s interests”.
Video search? That’s on its way too. Rowntree responds “Much the same answer as the Image Search topic, but much bigger as far as the piracy topic.”
The best part? You mean besides all the hot new porn you’re about to discover? The best part of Boodigo.com is that they don’t track any of your data, unlike some other search engines (I’m looking at you, Google).
Complete and utter privacy when searching for porn. Isn’t that nice?
Since Boodigo.com has only been online for approximately 24 hours, I must ask you to be patient with this one-of-a-kind porn-friendly search engine as they work out the kinks.
Even though it’s only been a day, Boodigo.com has proven itself to be a more reliable source for porn than Google or even Bing. I fully recommend you try it out now to find some hot new porn!
Breaking news: Google fucked up. No, they are not just an infallible god-like mega corporation sending lasers into space and creating robot armies to take over the Earth – they actually still deal in search engines.
Earlier today we received a tip from a loyal user that, while searching for Sex.com on Google, something interesting happened. Check out these two screenshots and tell me if you notice something funky:
I was sure that Google Video was shut down after Google bought Youtube. But no, Google Video is still around and it’s full of porn.
Google Video porn might be the best way to find porn videos to pin to your Sex.com boards. All you have to do to find Google Video porn is: Continue Reading
I’ll be the first to admit it, I love Google.
How on earth are you supposed to look something up without Google?
I always remember Hank Scorpio asking Homer Simpson if he knew who invented the hammock. And of course he didn’t know who invented the hammock. So Hank Scopio says to Homer, “There’s something for you to do: find that out.”
Find out who invented the hammock without Google? That’s a huge task. Without Google I would have had to walk to the library and open a book instead of immediately finding out that hammocks were invited by Native Americans in the West Indies and brought back to Europe by Spanish colonists (also maybe hammocks were invented by the Ancient Greeks, no one knows for sure. Hammocks been around a long time).
Google has made all of our lives easier and therefore better by providing us with the fastest way to find things on the internet.
So Eden sank to grief, so dawn goes down to day. Nothing gold can stay.
What this Robert Frost quote means is that even in all its glory, Google may not last forever simply because nothing gold can stay.
More and more Google seems to be removing internet porn from itself. They’ve made it harder to find porn on Google Images, they banned porn from Google Glass (even though the only purpose anyone can think of for Google Glass is POV porn) and they’ve banned the monetization of porn on Blogger. Though they aren’t officially going porn-free, it sure looks like Google is moving in that direction.
Because I’m such a big fan of Google (did you guys see The Internship?), I decided to run a poll to see how you guys would react to a porn-free Google. Continue Reading
As you can see from this “official” chart, roughly 33% of people use Google to find porn.
While finding porn is still behind spellcheck in terms of usages for Google, using Google to find useful information (its intended use) still ranks dead last.
This chart is a joke that someone made. But with Google’s recent vendetta against internet porn, you have to wonder if someone at Mountain View saw the joke chart and decided that Google is too good for internet porn. It would explain Google’s recent offensive on internet porn.
Google’s latest attempt to stifle internet porn began yesterday when Blogger (formerly known as Blogspot) users received messages saying that the free blogging platform will no longer allow the monetization of adult content. Here is a copy of the message for those of you who are interested: Continue Reading
If there’s one thing that I’ve learned from Google Street View it’s that people will literally have sex anywhere and they don’t care if there’s a Googl0 Street View car coming their way. First there was people having sex in the dressing room. Then Google caught an alley handjob in Manchester.
Well now we have another entry in our on-going coverage of sex caught on Google Street View. This time from the side of a highway in South Australia. Continue Reading
Remember when we saw two legs in a dressing room on Google Storeview and thought that was the coolest thing? Unfortunately, it turned out to be a hoax. But last week the Google Sightseeing blog found something on Google Streetview that’s more explicit/hilarious than just two legs in a dressing room. They spotted a real live prostitute giving a handjob to a guy on one of Machester’s scenic backstreets.
As you would expect, Google has censored the handjob. But also as you would expect, we’ve gotten our hands on the photos. So let’s all enjoy these hilarious NSFW Google Streetview handjob photos. Continue Reading
When Google launched Store View in 2010, the feature of Google Maps that allows people to have all the fun of browsing around a store without buying anything from the comfort of their computer screen, it was predictably less hilarious or interesting than Google Street View.
It took a while but finally we have some candid hilarity on Google Store View (thanks for the tip, Gawker).
While capturing skate and snowboard store Krakatoa in Briançon, France, one of Google’s cameramen accidentally caught a couple having sex in a dressing room.
Well, we presume they are having, about to have, or just had sex because all we can see are two pairs of legs with underwear around the ankles. What other possible reason would there be for going into a change room with someone? It’s not to try on clothes! That’s for damn sure.
Let’s take a look:
A federal court judge has ruled that a New Jersey mother’s lawsuit against the Meredith Corporation, a production company based out of Iowa, could proceed. In 2010, Sahoury appeared in an instructional breast-feeding video for Parent TV with her month-old daughter.
Months after signing the release for the program, Sahoury googled herself. Normally a harmless act of curiosity but she was shocked to find hundreds of porn links with her name.
When she clicked one of the links, she found that the breast-feeding footage had been spliced with video of a woman of “similar features and stature” performing sexual acts.
Shocking, yes. But it gets worse…