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Anna Kendrick

Y’all know Anna Kendrick? Her latest album Good Kid, M.A.A.D. City was not only one of the best hip hop albums in recent memory but it was also probably the best album of last year.

Hang on, sorry. I was thinking of Kendrick Lamar. I always mix those two up. Anna Kendrick is that adorable and sexy actress you may remember from such films as Twilight, Up in the Air, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, and most recently Pitch Perfect.

The other day she tweeted, “Ugh – NEVER going to a Ryan Gosling movie in a theater again. Apparently masturbating in the back row is still considered ‘inappropriate’”. The tweet currently has over 30,000 retweets and 25,000 favorites.

Normally we’d just have a chuckle and move on, except someone’s been pinning lots of Ryan Gosling pictures to Sex.com. Here’s a screenshot we took from earlier today when we doing our daily look around Sex.com:

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Anne Hathaway’s junk

So Monday night, Anne Hathaway was getting out of a limousine to attend the premier of her new movie Les Misérables.

She had a little oops. As she explained to Vanity Fair, “I was getting out of the car and my dress was so tight that I didn’t realize it until I saw all the photographers’ flashes. It was devastating.”

But really, is it that big of a deal?

Had anyone seen her movie Havoc, you would’ve seen a whole lot more. Or maybe not, I don’t know. I haven’t seen Havoc, no one has. Apparently she’s a real bad girl in it, showing her boobs and presumably flashing her vagina as she gets out of limousines.

I’d like to speak directly to Ms Hathaway, if I may…

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There are two rules to live by, guys:

1) Wear a condom

A lot of people will tell you not wear a condom but these people are trying to kill you, so don’t listen to them. Another large group of people will tell you to only wear a condom while having sex but that can only save you for so long.

What you should be doing is wearing a condom at all hours of the day. This will protect you from nasty little diseases should your tip touch the edge of a rest-stop bathroom and will keep the shaft of your penis zit free because if you’re anything like me, your tiny hands are always covered in grease. Penis-zits or “Dick-zits” aren’t very much fun. Especially when your wife decides to pop one in your sleep.

2) Pay your taxes

Sure, paying your taxes is a real pain in the butt but not paying your taxes is an even bigger pain in the butt! Just take a look at Lindsay Lohan. She had not paid her taxes in God knows how long and now she’s paying the price. Rumor is she owes roughly $300k to the IRS and they’ve seized her bank accounts until she pays off the debt.

But don’t worry Lindsay Lohan fans,Sex.com is here to help.

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Cool guy Kanye West

Yeezy’s obsession with Kim Kardashian before they started dating has been well-documented. He apparently could not get off unless he was watching Kim’s famous sex-tape, no matter how many hot girls he was with at the time.

Even after they got together, he’s been boasting about her sex-tape. In his new song “Clique”, Kanye raps, “Eat breakfast at Gucci. My girl a superstar all from a home movie.”

But today we found out just how obsessed with Kim he is/was. Radar Online has obtained a twenty-minute long sex-tape featuring Kanye West and an 18 year-old girl who apparently looks exactly like Kim Kardashian.

Here’s what we know about the tape: they never kiss, they don’t interact any further than simply doing the deed, in various positions throughout, Kanye wears a condom, and the 18 year-old doppelganger says at one point, “My husband and I don’t have sex anymore… that’s why I’m here!”

Kanye is apparently freaking out about this video getting. And though we loved College Dropout, Sex.com couldn’t help but making an offer on the footage. A cool million, no questions asked is our offer.

Check out the press release:

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The original twitter picture of Bibi and Gronk

The summer of Gronk continues even though the NFL season is under way.

Ron Gronkowski set the NFL record for tight ends last season with 18 total touchdowns (17 receiving, one rushing) and yards (1,327) but has also been working on setting a record for off-the-field antics. The Patriots brass reprimanded him earlier this year for partying too hard.

Last year during his bye week, Gronk posed with porn star Bibi Jones (as you can see just to the right) for a picture posted on her Twitter. When this picture surfaced, the tight end (Ron Gronkowski not Bibi Jones) was forced to make a public apology. It may seem short-sighted to pose shirtless with a porn star wearing your jersey but Bibi revealed that Gronk brings his jersey on trips for times like these.

Since then Bibi Jones has retired from the industry, going by her legal name Britney Maclin. As Britney, she is still actively tweets explicit pictures on herself on her twitter (@Britney_Maclin) most recently a new picture of her with Gronk.

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Did Kim Kardashian have a threesome with two porn stars at swinger’s party in 2001?

Kim Kardashian

As one would expect, Kim’s representation deny that it happened. Of course with all the rumors about her sex life, her staff probably has a standard statement that they use whenever one pops up.

Porn actor Julian St Jox (as well as another anonymous source, according to Radar) assures us that she did. He and porn star Emily Ann saw a 20 year old Kim Kardashian enter the party with a black male (presumably Damon Thomas, her first husband).

Jox recalls, “As soon as Kim walked in, everyone was looking. She wasn’t known at the time at all, not like today, but for everyone who frequented these parties, she was interesting because she was a new face.”

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