If you’ve been to your local newsstand lately (lol. jk. print media is dead), you may have noticed that the busty and bodacious “Blurred Lines” babe Emily Ratajkowski has graced the cover of this month’s GQ wearing hardly anything at all.
GQ has just declared Emily Ratajkowski to be the “Girl of the Summer” 2014. Doesn’t that sound terribly anachronistic? I mean…the “Blurred Lines” music video came out in March 2013 and that secured Emily Ratajkowski as “Girl of the Summer” 2013…didn’t it?
All last summer, I couldn’t go on the internet without seeing new pictures of the hot, new busty brunette with a name whose pronunciation was open to so many different interpretations.
The reason GQ has given Emily Ratajkowski “Girl of the Summer” for a second year in a row is because they’re starting to hype up Emily’s fancy new acting career. You see, Emily Ratajkowski has a role in the new David Fincher movie Gone Girl that’s set to come out in October. By driving it into our heads that Emily Ratajkowski is more than a hot babe who shows her big tits to the internet in tasteful ways, there won’t be such a backlash when we see her feature film debut. And if we accept her as an actress, then she’ll just be an actress.
The real question is: can Emily Ratajkowski act?
Probably. I seem to remember getting an A in my high school drama class for not even showing up, so it’s my understanding that acting is extremely easy.
But luckily, if Emily Ratajkowski foray into acting doesn’t work out, at least she has something to fall back on…posing basically nude: