• GTA V: Boobs!

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    Since when is September the spring?

    GTA V, the most anticipated video game of all time, is going to be released tomorrow (September 17th, 2013).

    I won’t be surprised to see blog traffic decline after tomorrow. Everyone is going to be busy trying to beat GTA V as quickly as possible, which means taking a break from reading your favorite sex blog and living off frozen pizzas for the next few weeks.

    Grand Theft Auto games are masterpieces and they also have their fair share of controversy.

    I know that in GTA V we can expect: stealing cars, executing heists, assassinating targets, pistols, machine guns, sniper rifles, explosives, the ability to shoot non-adversary civilians, blood-splatter effects, rare depictions of dismemberment, and narcotics.

    But what I’m really looking forward to is: depictions of sexual material/activity, implied fellatio and masturbation, various sex acts that the player’s character procures from a prostitute, various sexual moaning sounds, nudity, and topless lap dances in a strip club.

    At first I wasn’t too excited for sex in GTA V but that all changed when I saw this leaked screenshot of boobs in GTA V:

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    Boobs in GTA V

    I think we can all agree that these boobs in GTA V are the best looking video game boobs in a major video game release.

    Someday, I hope Rockstar gives up on their open world environment games and focuses on sex simulator games.

    Good luck in Los Santos everyone!

    September 16, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1670