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  • Halloween Costumes You Can Use For Sex Now That’s It’s Over

    Now that Halloween is over and everything is about Christmas.

    Oh great. Yet another holiday where you spend a ridiculous amount of money on things you and others will probably only use once. This year, I decided I wanted to take the time to remind you that the $$$ you spent on Halloween costumes isn’t completely wasted.

    In fact, this is one of my favourite holidays because those Halloween costumes are actually quite handy if you actually get yourself to use them.

    You can pretty much use all Halloween costumes as sex toys nowadays (you know, because costumes for girls are actually just lingerie), especially the one’s we listed last year on this list. Most of these are well known already, so this list is more of a reminder than mind blowing ideas.  Continue Reading

    November 3, 2014 • Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 8541

  • Halloween Fun with Abigail Mac

    Do you guys like carving jack-o-lanterns for Halloween? I don’t. Not because I’m basically the Grinch but for Halloween but because it’s extremely hard to do, it’s messy and it never turns out the way you had hoped. I only have time for one thing in my life that’s extremely hard to do, messy and ultimately disappointing and that’s anal sex.

    Sorry jack-o-lanterns but until you’re worth the effort (despite being a bit disappointing) like anal sex, I ain’t going to carve one of you.

    At least…that’s how I felt in the days leading up to Halloween…

    But thanks to a new video from the raunchiest girl-girl star Abigail Mac, I’m starting to think that carving jack-o-lanterns is more fun than I remembered.  Continue Reading

    October 31, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Pornstars • Views: 10670

  • Your Halloween 2014 Porn Video Primer: Everyone Who Is Not Brazzers Halloween Porn Videos

    The original plan was to spotlight each and every Halloween-themed porn videos released (like we did for Kendra Lust’s Halloween porn video) in anticipation for Halloween 2014. After all, watching hot pornstars fuck in sexy costumes is the only thing that gets me excited for Halloween anymore.

    However, that was going to be too much work, so instead we decided to do one big post spotlighting all the Halloween porn videos. Then we realized that Brazzers had released 11 brand new, scintillating Halloween porn videos, so they had to get their own post!

    Needless to say, this whole plan has blown up in my face, but regardless of my fumbling, it’s my responsibility to show you the best Halloween porn this year, so let’s just do it to it!  Continue Reading

    October 30, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 9408

  • Your Halloween 2014 Porn Video Primer: Brazzers Halloween Porn Videos

    The original plan was to spotlight each and every Halloween-themed porn videos released (like we did for Kendra Lust’s Halloween porn video) in anticipation for Halloween 2014. After all, watching hot pornstars fuck in sexy costumes is the only thing that gets me excited for Halloween anymore.

    However, there were way more Halloween porn videos released this year than we could have anticipated and writing individual blog posts for every new Halloween porn video is too much work. So instead, we’re streamlining the whole thing by showing you the best Halloween porn videos of 2014 in what we’re calling Your Halloween 2014 Porn Video Primer. First up, all the Halloween porn videos Brazzers has released! We would have liked to diversify from websites, but there were so many Halloween porn videos from Brazzers that they managed to get their own blog post. Funny how things work out.

    Enjoy! I think you’ll find these Halloween porn videos equal parts sexy and spooky.  Continue Reading

    October 29, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Porn Lists, Sex News • Views: 16053

  • How To Make Busty MILF Kendra Lust Purr This Halloween

    For Halloween this year, PureMature.com caught up with world’s hottest MILF Kendra Lust who had just picked up her Halloween costume: a skin-tight, leopard print negligee and some cat ears.

    At first glance, one might think that Kendra Lust was dressed up for Halloween as a sexy cat, but I prefer to think of her costume as “MILF sex kitten”.  Please, feast your eyes on Kendra Lust’s beautiful body. Continue Reading

    October 28, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 12435

  • 10 Strange Sexy Halloween Costumes From Playboy

    Halloween costumes have become considerably easier to come up with in recent years because it’s now widely accepted that you can think of anyone or anything, add “sexy” to it and bam! You have a Halloween costumes.

    This phenomenon is not unlike Rule 34, which states that if it exists, there’s a porn version of the proverbial “it”. And just like rule 34, if it exists, there’s definitely sexy Halloween costumes of it.

    In an attempt to push the boundaries of what we’re willing to accept as sexy Halloween costumes, Playboy rounded up a few hot Playmates to pose in 10 strange sexy Halloween costumes. And I’m using the term “sexy Halloween costumes” generously because if anyone besides sexy Playmates donned these sexy Halloween costumes, it would be super weird.

    Let’s take a look at 10 Strange Sexy Halloween Costumes courtesy of PlayboyContinue Reading

    October 28, 2014 • Funny, Pictures & Vids, Porn, Stuff • Views: 9878

  • Skin Diamond is Getting Ready for Halloween

    Who in North America doesn’t love Halloween?  If you’re a kid, you get to dress up and get free candy.  If you’re an adult, then you get to dress up, go to a party and get very drunk. Also, possibly eat a bunch of candy, if its available. It’s a win-win holiday for all of the age demographics.  It’s also awesome if you’re into porn, because this is when all of the dress-up/cosplay content starts getting released.

    Also the new Star Wars movie is coming out in like, just over a year.  I am also very excited for that, even though it’s unrelated to Halloween.

    Continue Reading

    October 21, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 5798

  • Phoenix Marie Roller Girl

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    Phoenix Marie

    Halloween has been over for a minute now, but you wouldn’t complain if I posted some Halloween-themed porn in mid-November, would you?

    You have every right to complain, but before you do, just know that this isn’t just any Halloween-themed porn. This is Phoenix Marie teasing the camera and fucking in roller skates.

    Now are you interested? Of course you are. It’s Phoenix Marie! In roller skates! What more could you possibly want?  Continue Reading

    November 14, 2013 • BABES • Views: 2208

  • Miley Cyrus Wins Halloween 2013

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    Miley Cyrus Halloween 2013

    Miley “Crazy” Cyrus has been pretty quiet ever since her album Bangerz came out.

    The fact that there hasn’t been a “Miley Cyrus is crazy” headline since the album’s release makes me wonder whether she was genuinely crazy or just playing us all for fools while hyping up her album.

    The only thing we can know for sure is that Miley Cyrus won Halloween 2013. Just check out her super sexy costume:  Continue Reading

    October 31, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 2417

  • TOP 10 Scariest Places To Have Halloween Sex

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    Two hot babes ready for some spooky Halloween sex

    There’s more to Halloween than candy and slutty costumes.

    You’re not celebrating Halloween to the fullest if you’re not scaring yourself.

    I’m a “kill two birds with one stone”-kind of guy. So this Halloween, why not kill two birds with one stone by having sex somewhere scary? Might as well scare yourself while doing the thing you love most. Makes sense to me!

    To help you have some scary Halloween sex, here now are the TOP 10 Scariest Places To Have Halloween SexContinue Reading

    October 31, 2013 • TOP 10's • Views: 1749

  • Julianne Hough Wins Worst Halloween Costume of 2013

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    Julianne Hough in her black face costume aka”Worst Halloween Costume 2013″

    Back when I was in university (yes, believe it or not, I do have an actual education. I am very S-M-R-T), I had the misfortune of witnessing the dumbest thing of all time.

    In some media and communications theory class, we were assigned class presentations that had to be formatted like something we’d see in popular media. One young lady had the brilliant idea of doing her presentation like a talk show. Unfortunately, the talk show she chose to model her presentation on was Oprah, Oprah Winfrey’s old show.

    I say it’s unfortunate not because Oprah was a bad show. It’s probably the greatest talk show of all time. What was unfortunate was that she decided to be Oprah Winfrey in her presentation, which meant leaving the room before her presentation and returning in full blackface.

    Naturally, the whole class was mortified. She began her presentation in blackface, but that was quickly put to rest by the professor. I’ll forget that he said, “I’m sorry. You cannot present like this. You fail the assignment. Now get that off your face and don’t come back.”

    Why was the professor so quick to fail what could have been an excellent presentation?

    BECAUSE YOU NEVER, EVER PUT ON BLACKFACE. 

    It is one of the most offensive things you could ever do.

    For those of you that don’t know, wearing blackface was common for performers in the 19th century when they were in shows that were made to ridicule and dehumanize black people.

    So where am I going with this?

    Oh yeah. Actress Julianne Hough had a massive lapse in judgement this weekend when she attended a Halloween party as Crazy Eyes from Orange Is The New Black (pictured above).  Continue Reading

    October 28, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 818

  • Ana Foxxx – Sexy Trekkie

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    Ana Foxxx – Sexy Trekkie

    If you thought that Dillion Harper as a sexy Trekkie was the most amazing thing you’d ever seen, need to take a look at Ana Foxxx as a sexy Trekkie. Continue Reading

    October 24, 2013 • BABES • Views: 1686

  • Sex With Ghosts And Other Monsters

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    Alexis Texas acting as a ghost is the only ghost I’d ever have sex with (click to watch the video!)

    Now that Canadian Thanksgiving is over, the only thing we have to look forward to in October is Halloween.

    Last year, I asked Sex.com users, “Would you have sex with a ghost?

    1,097 people voted and 75% (825 people) said that they would have sex with a ghost.

    Personally, I wouldn’t want to have sex with a ghost. Unless it was Alexis Texas in the GhostBusters Porn Parody. Otherwise, too spooky. Also, sex with ghosts is too close to necrophilia for my comfort.

    It really doesn’t come as a surprise that if given the chance, most people would have sex with a ghost because people will literally fuck anything.

    People have sex with couches.

    People have sex with toasters.

    People have sex with inner tubes.

    People will try to have sex with literally anything. Even if it’s just the spirit of a dead person manifesting itself in a visual capacity. The craziest thing is that there is even a new dating website called GhostSingles.com that hooks up the morbid and horny with ghosts.

    Since 3 out of 4 people would have sex with a ghost, I’m curious to know where people draw the line in terms of having sex with monsters.

    So tell me…out of the following monsters, which would you NOT want to have sex with:  Continue Reading

    October 16, 2013 • Polls, Sex News • Views: 1931

  • Slutty / Sexy Halloween Costume Ideas

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    Sexy Halloween!

    I know the first week of October isn’t even over yet, but it’s time for you to start thinking of a sexy Halloween costume. If you don’t start thinking of a sexy Halloween costume now, you’re going to keep putting it off until it’s the 30th and then you’re going to be totally screwed!

    Don’t worry, I’m here to help.

    I’m going to show you the Top 10 Sexy Halloween Costume Ideas weeks in advance so that your Halloween can be as sexy as possible. Plus, I’m including everything you need to pull off the sexy costume.

    So let’s see what you’re going to be this Halloween!  Continue Reading

    October 4, 2013 • TOP 10's • Views: 5333