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  • Babes On Instagram: Lauren Hanley

    How would you describe Instagram to someone who would have somehow missed out on Instagram?

    Well, you could use the Wikipedia page’s description that says, “Instagram is an online photo-sharing, video-sharing and social networking service that enables its users to take pictures and videos, apply digital filters to them, and share them on a variety of social networking services.”

    While that’s not totally inaccurate, it doesn’t make it clear that Instagram is also used by models and sexy babes who post hot pictures of themselves to further their career.

    We love the fact that there are tons of hotties sharing their sexy pics on Instagram, the only problem is WHO ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO FOLLOW? With the amount of babes on Instagram, it’s hard to know which hot babes to follow. That’s why your favorite blog, this blog (The Sex.com Blog), is taking it upon itself to weed through all the hot babes on Instagram to find the hottest babes you should be following.

    This week’s edition of Babes On Instagram is the first ever post of its kind (sort of) and we’re proud to tell you to follow Lauren Victoria Hanley (laurenvictoriahanley).  Continue Reading

    April 24, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 29316

  • Dianna Dahlgren Jiggles Her Ass Putting On Pants

    Fitness model Dianna Dahlgren is a true anomaly. What I mean by that is she has the rare ability to do things that I would normally hate and make them awesome.

    The best example of Dianna’s ability take something lame and turn it awesome comes from her latest Instagram video of her trying to put on some skinny, white jeans.

    I can’t help but associate a beautiful blonde putting on pants with utter disappointment because the only time I see beautiful blondes putting on pants is after sex with me. Which isn’t to suggest that sex with me would be a disappointment because if you’ve ever explored the sex tips on this blog you’d know that I’m quite good at sex. No, beautiful blondes putting on pants bums me out because it means that we won’t be having sex until a few hours later, which is a HUGE DISAPPOINTMENT.

    In spite of my preconceived notions of beautiful blondes putting on pants, Dianna Dahlgren makes putting on pants work because it’s clearly a struggle to cram that big ass of her’s into clothes. Let’s watch Dianna Dahlgren attempt to put on pants while enjoying the jiggling of her gorgeous ass.

    DAMN.

    Dianna Dahlgren, be careful with that booty. I’ve seen a lot of asses in my time and yours is a bonafide heartbreaker.

    Another example of Dianna Dalhgren’s ability to make something lame awesome is an older Instagram video of her snowboarding in a bikini.

    Snowboarding sucks. Why anyone would support a sport that caters only to wealthy burnouts that live off Monster Energy drink is totally beyond me. If you want to “get extreme” learn to ride a skateboard. Skateboarding is filled with butt-ugly mutants but at least they get down and dirty in the city. Actually, on second thought, if you think snowboarding is cool, don’t start skateboarding. We don’t want you.

    Meanwhile, Dianna Dahlgren makes snowboarding cool by doing it in a bikini. CHECK IT OUT.

     In summation, Dianna Dahlgren can do whatever she wants. What would otherwise be totally unacceptable for anyone else to do, Dianna makes it work by showing off that hot body. Keep it up, Dianna!

    Now for good measure, let’s see Dianna Dahlgren twerk.

    April 23, 2014 • BABES • Views: 8966

  • Has Miranda Kerr Forgotten How To Wear Clothes?

    It’s not uncommon for people who have been in relationships for a long time to forget how to be single.

    You forget how to spend time alone when you’ve been in a longterm relationship. You forget how to take up the entire bed after you’ve been in a longterm relationship. And when the time comes, people that have been in longterm relationships have absolutely no idea how to date anyone. It’s a freaking miracle they ever landed anyone in the first place.

    Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom were together for almost seven years, ending their relationship earlier this year. Or maybe late last year? I don’t know. No one should really care that much.

    Since becoming single, it seems that the thing newly single Miranda Kerr has forgotten is how to wear clothes.

    It seems like every week, Miranda Kerr is posing semi-nude for someone. I couldn’t possibly think of a better way for Miranda Kerr to cope with being dumped than getting undressed. So let’s celebrate Miranda Kerr’s singleness and inability to ever get dressed with her latest nude photos:

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    Well done Miranda.

    I truly hope that you never relearn how to cover up that stunning body.

    You can start dating again, just please stay as nude as possible.

    April 22, 2014 • BABES • Views: 19547

  • Spend Your Easter Weekend Talking To Spoiled Jenny

    You’ve probably already made plans for Easter weekend. Maybe a nice dinner? Maybe go for a hike? Maybe a bike ride? Maybe a BDSM-themed Easter egg hunt?

    Whatever you have planned for the long weekend…CANCEL IT.

    Here’s your new plan for the long weekend: phone sex with Spoiled Jenny.

    Why should you cancel your BDSM-themed Easter egg hunt to have phone sex with Spoiled Jenny?

    Because who wants to look for Easter eggs in a gimp suit when you can be on the phone confessing all your secret fetishes and fantasies to a beautiful dominant girl like Jenny?

    I like Jenny not only for her pretty face, long legs, adorable tits, and juicy round ass…what am I talking about again? Oh right. Spoiled Jenny.

    I like Spoiled Jenny because she’s a bonafide man-eater. She’s that hot girl that will never be satisfied or have the time of day for you, but that hostility just makes you want her more and more.

    Luckily, Jenny does have the time of day for you when you use TalkToMe.com.

    If you think you can handle Spoiled Jenny’s raw sexual power, then call her now: Talk To Spoiled Jenny.

    If you’re still not convinced that phone sex with Jenny is the best way to spend your weekend, why not check out some of her pictures? It’s amazing that talking to a babe this hot is just a few clicks away:

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    And if Jenny doesn’t suit your fancy, there are plenty more babes you could be talking to right now on TalkToMe.com.

    SO GO HAVE THE BEST DAMN PHONE SEX OF YOUR LIFE.

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    April 18, 2014 • BABES • Views: 38090

  • Is There A Nina Agdal Sex Tape Coming Soon?

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    YES. See the full image below.

    As of late, Nina Agdal has been the Sex.com Blog’s favorite babe. Why? Because she’s Danish. Oh and she’s sexy enough to make a living posing in a bikini pictures. The sad truth about modelling is that some babes just aren’t babely enough to get away with just posing in a bikini. They have to get undressed to get attention.

    Though personally I would love it if Nina Agdal had to get undressed to get attention, and though that may be the case in a few years (or months), you can’t help but respect her for being able to get by without getting totally nude. And though we’ve kind of seen Nina Agdal nude in Cover Man Magazine, I’m not counting it because when she did the old hand-bra trick to cover up.

    ANYWAYS, it appears that over the weekend Nina Agdal was filmed nude in bed. The footage hit Tumblr and Twitter according to EveryJoe.com, but all that I’ve been able to find is this single image of Nina Agdal nude in bed. Have a look:  Continue Reading

    April 7, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 8836

  • Top 10 Best #AfterSex Pictures

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    If taking sexy selfies are a form of electronic masturbation like Karl Lagerfeld says, then surely the #AfterSex selfies are a new low for people oversharing on the internet.

    For those of you unfamiliar with this new trend, couples are taking photos of themselves after they’ve just had sex and sharing it online.

    Why are they doing this? I have no idea. Maybe they think they look good with flushed faces and fucked up hair? Maybe they just feel like bragging about the fact they just had sex? Well I’m here to tell you that you look terrible #aftersex and no one gives a care that you just had sex.   Continue Reading

    April 4, 2014 • TOP 10's • Views: 39876

  • McKayla Maroney Is 18, So It’s OK To Follow Her On Instagram

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    McKayla Maroney

    You may remember McKayla Maroney from the 2012 London Olympiad, where her dissatisfied expression upon winning silver in the vault finals sparked an Internet sensation known as “McKayla Maroney Is Not Impressed“.

    Lately, McKayla Maroney’s hasn’t been “not impressed”. Instead, she’s been Instagramming lots of sexy selfies. Is it to show that she is not that unimpressed? Is this just what hot teens do on a regular basis? Is it to show us all that she’s actually super hot?  Continue Reading

    April 2, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 16470

  • The Bar Refaeli Commercial Too Hot For Israeli TV

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    Bar Refaeli

    I’ll admit that if it were my job to decide which commercials were allowed to air on TV, I would be forced to ban any Bar Refaeli commercial because she’s just too hot to be seen on a regular basis.

    Fap material shouldn’t be rampant on TV simply because that’s what the internet is for.

    Anyways, the Israeli government has banned Bar Refaeli’s new commercial that’s for some kind of clothing/puppet store because it contains “too many sexual insinuations.” Truthfully, I have no idea what the commercial is for but it features not one, not two, but three Bar Refaeli’s being sexy with some sick-looking, muppet knock-off. Including some simulated sex.

    Honestly, seeing the puppet would normally totally ruin this commercial for me. But three Bar Refaeli’s can do wonderful things. Watch it now:

     

    March 31, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 5690

  • Zero Gravity Day Is Not A Thing. 31 GIFs That Will Make Thankful For Gravity.

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    “I’M BOUNCING” – Outkast

    There’s a story floating around the internet that on April 4th, 2014, it will be “Zero Gravity Day”. The story goes that due to a planetary alignment, everyone will be able to float in the air for five minutes because there’s zero gravity.

    That is simply the dumbest thing I have ever heard. Sorry to anyone who was genuinely excited to float in the air for five minutes, but it’s physically impossible for Earth’s gravity to take a five minute break. And on top of that, there will be no special planetary alignment on April 4th. See for yourself.

    What’s discouraging is the number of people that believed April 4th was going to be “Zero G Day” (especially when you remember that this hoax was already done in January of this year!)

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    Are you fucking kidding me? Please get yourself down to the Adult Education Annex in your town and register for Remedial Science 1A.

    Hey I’m really sorry to rain on your Zero-G-Day parade, but gravity is actually pretty cool.

    To help you understand the importance of gravity, here are 31 GIFs that will make you thankful for gravity’s existence:  Continue Reading

    March 28, 2014 • TOP 10's • Views: 29818

  • Obsessed with Cora Keegan

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    Cora Keegan

    Have you guys heard of Cora Keegan yet?

    If not I’m sorry for not posting about her sooner because this babe is out of this world hot.

    This 21 year-old tall, slim babe hails from Las Vegas, Nevada. Now, I’ve yet to meet Cora Keegan but I really hope that she’s very Las Vegas. What I mean by that is I hope she’s as glamorous as she appears in her fashion photography, but dirty deep down. Like Las Vegas! Except Vegas was only glamorous in like the early 60’s. Now it’s just plain dirty.

    Not a whole lot to say about Cora Keegan except that she’s your dream woman and once you see all these pictures, you’re going to be totally obsessed with her.

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    March 28, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 10360

  • Happy Birthday Babe of The Day: Nina Agdal

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    Nina Agdal

    You know what’s going to make you feel like an old pervert? Nina Agdal turned 22 yesterday. So I guess technically the title of this post should read “Happy Belated Birthday Babe of the Day: Nina Agdal” but it’s Thursday, the first day of the weekend, so lay off me, alright?

    Am I the only one that thought Nina Agdal was older than 22? Supermodels are a weird breed. They all have to be under 25 to be relevant but yet none of them look their age. And before you say, “Ummm…Chico, you ever heard of photoshop?” The answer is OF COURSE I’VE HEARD OF PHOTOSHOP. Jerk. But this phenomenon’s been happening way before photoshop. It used to be called airbrushing.

    Anyways, though I’m surprised that Nina Agdal is only 22, I must admit that I’m relieved she’s still so young because I will rue the day that this Danish beauty turns 25 and gets shipped off to that Supermodel farm upstate where they get to run around and play and pose for photos. My dog Tippy is there too. My papa took Tippy to the supermodel farm upstate when I was a teen after they found a tumor in his stomach. 40 years later, he’s been living it up and feeling great with all supermodels over the age of 25. I promise I’ll come visit you soon, Tippy!

    In the meantime, I think the best way to celebrate Nina Agdal’s belated birthday would be to bask in her great beauty. Maybe it’s just me, but I think Nina Agdal is so hot that if she were to make eye-contact with me in real life, I would spontaneously combust. Those smouldering, Scandinavian eyes and perfect body already cause me to melt, and that’s with the protective computer screen separating us.

    Initially, I tried to choose Nina Agdal’s 22 hottest pictures for her 22nd birthday, but that was too hard. How was I only supposed to pick 22 pics? So instead, here are 53 of Nina Agdal’s hottest pics. One picture for every year that she will be the hottest woman alive.  Continue Reading

    March 27, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 7760

  • Shakira Has A New Album So Here Are Some Sexy GIFs

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    Shakira!

    Shakira’s self-titled album is out today!

    I’m sorry. Usually I’m pretty good at feigning excitement for just about anything but I can’t muster up some fake-stoke for a new Shakira album because the only song I’ve ever liked is “Groove Is In The Heart“. Now, I’m not suggesting that Shakira’s new album is bad. It’s just not on the same level as “Groove Is In The Heart” because no song is that good. Maybe “What Is Love?” by Haddaway but that’s being generous.

    So yeah, Shakira’s new album, while exciting for people who have never heard “Groove Is In The Heart”, just doesn’t get my juices flowing. (Though the music video with Shakira and Rihanna together was cool.)

    But I know what will! Shakira shaking her hips. Her music may be whatever but I think we can all agree that Shakira’s hips don’t lie.  Continue Reading

    March 26, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 10889

  • Selena Gomez Poses Nude On Instagram

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    Selena Gomez’s nude pic on Instagram might be a few days old, but since Selena is the third most popular woman to fap to in the entire world, I figure you could see it again.

    Now before we look at Selena Gomez nude on Instagram, let just tell you that you should lower your expectations. By the mere mention of Instagram you should have said, “Oh so Selena is nude but anything erotic about the photo will be undone by some blurring of the edges and a stupid filter.” Well you’re awfully close. There is some blurring but that has to do more with Selena Gomez being wrapped up in a sheer curtain.

    Enough preparing you to be disappointed, just be disappointed with this Selena Gomez nude picture:

    Correct me if I’m wrong but Selena showed more skin in Spring Breakers than here. I honestly don’t know because I never saw it, but I did hear that the movie severely lacked Selena Gomez nudity.

    Before you get all mad at me in the comments, I would just like to point out that Selena Gomez is definitely not wearing clothes in this picture. Therefore it is technically a nude picture. No one said anything about it being erotic or good in any way. In fact, I tried to brace you for the utter disappointment that this photo brings.

    Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse, some people have speculated that this picture was intended for Justin Bieber. I seriously hope not.

    Hey Selena, when you going to ditch the bitch (the bitch is Justin Bieber) and start sharing actual nude selfies on your Instagram? Then maybe we’ll start to forget about the whole Disney thing.

    March 24, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 13336

  • In Memory of Fred Phelps, Here’s a Bunch of Lesbians

    Celebrate Fred Phelps death with some gay sex!

    Celebrate Fred Phelps death with some gay sex!

    If you’ve looked at the internet in the last couple of days, you probably saw that infamous Westboro Baptist Church patriarch Fred Phelps has been teetering on the edge of death.  Well now he’s finally going to get to go to heaven where he’ll hopefully discover that God is gay and he’s been completely wrong about everything and then he’ll start making out with a bunch of boy angels and then give them all blowjobs.  That’s how I imagine it’ll happen anyways.

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    March 20, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 2657

  • 27 Year-Old Med Student Is Auctioning Off Her Virginity

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    Virginity auction!

    If I could go back in time, I’d go back to a simpler, sadder time in my life when I was still a virgin. Now, I’m suggesting that being a virgin was a good thing. Life as a sexually active expert sexpert is great but I’m not as filthy rich as I had hoped I would be. I’m just middle class and covered in filth. I would go back to being a virgin solely for the purpose of auctioning off my virginity to one lucky rich woman, instead of just giving it away to the first MILF that asked for it.

    But time travel isn’t an option for me, so instead I’ll just tell you about this sexy 27 year-old medical student auctioning off her virginity to make some cold, hard cash.  Continue Reading

    March 20, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 2218

  • Playboy Has March Madness

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    Can I get in-between those babes instead of the $10,000?

    Have you filled out your March Madness bracket yet? No? GOOD!

    March Madness starts tomorrow and the only bracket you should care about is Playboy’s March Madness Bracket.

    What’s so special about Playboy’s March Madness bracket?

    Well, on the surface it may appear to be just like any old bracket that you would fill out on ESPN or Yahoo, but instead of pitting you against your stupid friends, you have to go head to head with some super hot Playmates.

    Oh. And they’re offering a grand prize of $10,000. If 10 G’s isn’t enough to entice you, you could also win a flatscreen TV, a DSLR camera, a Playstation 4, or an autographed Larry Bird jersey. Did I mention that it’s free? Now do you understand why you need to fill out Playboy’s March Madness Bracket?

    So what are you waiting for? Do I need to tell which teams to pick? Yeah right, like I’m going to tell you. I’m trying to win me a DSLR…or possibly an autographed Larry Bird jersey that I will sell to get money to buy multiple DSLRs.

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    If you’re not a basketball fan and this post has got you feeling a little left out, then I’m sorry.

    To make it up to you, here now are Playboy models Elena Romanova, Brittany Madisen and Ali Rose looking sexy in Playboy jerseys, short-shorts, headbands, thigh-high socks, and sweatbands (but really they’re mostly nude). You don’t have to be a basketball fan to appreciate these babes.

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    THOSE GIRLS ARE GIVING ME SOME KIND OF MARCH MADNESS…and not the basketball kind ;)

    March 19, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 1925

  • Faye Reagan Top 10: 10 Best Faye Reagan Movies of All Time

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    Faye Reagan!

    I’m going to level with you…I don’t know a damn thing about the Irish and I have no idea why there’s a parade happening right now.

    Everyone at the Sex.com office has been trying all day to explain St. Patrick’s Day to me but I just don’t get it.

    All I know is that someone said, “Red hair and freckles,” and the only thing that came to mind was busty, redhead Faye Reagan.

    I’ve been told that a Faye Reagan Top 10 would be a good fit for St. Patrick’s Day, but I don’t care. I’ve been looking for an excuse to show you my Top 10 favorite Faye Reagan movies, so I might as well do it today on St. Faye Reagan’s Day. So enjoy this Faye Reagan Top 10!  Continue Reading

    March 17, 2014 • TOP 10's • Views: 17772

  • Scarlett Johansson Picked Up Random Dudes For A Movie

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    Scarlett Johansson after picking up random dudes

    Scarlett Johansson has a new movie coming out soon called Under The Skin where she plays an alien trying to make her way through Scotland.

    In typical alien fashion, alien Scarlett Johansson has to pick up random men in the movie so that she can have sex with them and kill them. Now that’s pretty standard behavior for a sexy alien, but this is where it gets weird. Rather than hiring actors to be killed by alien Scarlett Johansson, they just let her pick up regular dudes.

    Here’s what Scarlett Johansson had to say about it in an interview with The Guardian:

    A remarkable aspect of Under the Skin is that a lot of the people who appear in it aren’t actors. They’re normal people – who happen to be walking down a road minding their own business when a pretty lady pulls up in a van alongside them and offers them a lift to Tesco and then a film crew clutching disclaimers leaps out of the back.

    At what point did Glazer tell you: “Oh yes, by the way, Scarlett, we haven’t really got any other actors. We’re just going to cruise the streets and find them”? “That happened later on. And none of us knew how it was going to work. We toyed with lots of different things like prosthetics, teeth, all kinds of things that would change my face but only slightly, when in fact there was no need to do any of that.”

    Let me tell you something, Scarlett Johansson with fake busted-ass teeth is still Scarlett Johansson.

    The Daily Mail was able to track down on of these regular men seduced by Scarlett Johansson pretending to be an alien. Here’s what he had to say:

    A lovelorn workman has described the moment he thought he had ‘hit the jackpot’ when a beautiful brunette van driver stopped and asked him: ‘Are you single?’

    Kevin McAlinden was completely unaware the siren was Hollywood star Scarlett Johansson disguised in a dark wig – and that he was secretly starring in her new sci-fi movie.

    Father-of-two Kevin, 29, had recently separated from his partner when the actress drove up.

    Last night, recalling his lucky day, said: ‘What man wouldn’t think, “Wow,” when a good-looking woman has just pulled up in a van and comes out with something like that within minutes?

    ‘She said: “Are you single? What are you doing tonight?”

    ‘I thought, “Yes! This is unbelievable!” I’d been having quite a tough time in my personal life, so this was like a lucky break. I should have known it was too good to be true.’

    Let this be a lesson to all of you that when an attractive lady pulls over and tries to give you a ride, she’s either an alien trying to kill you or a Hollywood celebrity trying to make you look stupid. Real women don’t pull their cars over to pick up strange men. It just doesn’t happen.

    So it’s very interesting and not surprising at all that Scarlett Johansson, even while wearing busted-ass prosthetic teeth, could lure regular men into her murder van (which sexy celebrity couldn’t?), the real reason you need to know about Under The Skin is that it features a fully nude Scarlett Johansson.

    Here now is your first look at Scarlett Johansson nude in Under The Skin :

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    Well that’s a disappointment. Scarlett Johansson’s first full frontal nude scene and it’s all out of focus and dimly lit? Who the hell thought it would be a good idea to make Scarlett Johansson’s nude body impossible to see?

    I say we boycott this movie until Scarlett Johansson’s nude scenes are reshot in sharper focus and brighter light. I really do not care if the reshoots affects the plot or feel of the movie because it’s basically a complete rip-off of 1995 sexy alien classic Species.

    Good thing these pictures are still readily available…

    March 17, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 5926

  • Seeing Daisy Lowe Nude Will Make Your Weekend Great

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    Daisy Lowe

    This is what you need to know about this babe Daisy Lowe.

    She’s the daughter of fashion designer Pearl Lowe and Bush lead singer Gavin Rossdale. Who? I don’t know either. Thanks for nothing Wikipedia.

    Daisy Lowe primarily does high fashion modelling but she’s been known to pose topless from time to time.

    In particular, Daisy posed for Playboy back in 2011. These are the pictures you’re about to see. I know that you’re probably rolling your eyes and saying, “Chico, I don’t want to see some old ass Playboy pics of some babe I may or may not have ever heard of.”

    Well, you got some attitude, Mister.

    Just because these pictures are from 2011 doesn’t mean they aren’t the hottest thing you’ll see all weekend.

    So please, let a nude Daisy Lowe make your weekend, even though it’s not “current”:

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    Please, Daisy. Pose nude more.

    March 15, 2014 • BABES • Views: 3716

  • An Eva Green Sex Scene From The New 300 Movie

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    Eva Green

    You know what’s been puzzling me for the last few weeks? I can’t figure out why there’s a new 300 movie.

    The first 300 movie came out 8 years ago. Is 2014 really the time to make a sequel? The answer is simply, NO.

    I understand that the way the Hollywood system works is that they only produce movies they know will make money. And if 300 made $70,885,301 in its opening weekend then why wouldn’t a sequel do the same thing?

    Anyways, I have totally written off the new 300 movie because too much time has passed since the original came out and I’ve never been that interested in seeing a bunch of men with too much testosterone fighting over who has more testosterone. However, I learned today that the new 300 movie does have some merit because it does contain a new Eva Green sex scene.

    If the news of a new Eva Green sex scene doesn’t get you excited, then watch this 17 minute compilation of all of Eva Green’s past sex scenes.

    Awesome, right?

    Unfortunately, I can’t show you footage of Eva Green’s new sex scene. If you’re dying to see it, I recommend going to the theatre and leaving as soon as it’s over and encouraging the rest of the people in the theatre to leave also in protest of this dumb sequel.

    I can show you some GIFs of Eva Green’s new sex scene! Enjoy!

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    Ok. Now we wait for this movie to come out on DVD.

    Hey Hollywood! More Eva Green sex scenes please!

    March 12, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 11759