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  • Babes On Instagram: Jaclyn Swedberg

    Hello and welcome back to another edition of BABES ON INSTAGRAM, the only weekly blog feature on the internet that finds the hottest babes on Instagram and tells you to follow them so you’re not missing out on the best SFW (safe-for-work) sexy pictures in your personal Instagram feed. And it’s this rigorous screening process of the sexiest Instagram accounts is precisely why the Sex.com Blog is superior to all other sites on the internet.

    If you’re new to BABES ON INSTAGRAM, then I’ll just tell you that you should be following the incredibly sexy babes Ellis Cooper, Alyssa Arce and Lauren Hanley because their Instagrams are red hot. Click their names if you want to see their sexiest pictures on Instagram. But for those of you who are committed to the BABES ON INSTAGRAM feature, then I’ll just go ahead and tell you that you need to start following JACLYN SWEDBERG. (Instagram: pmoy2012).

    Some of you may remember Jaclyn Swedberg as April 2011’s Playmate of the Month and 2012’s Playmate of the Year (which is what her Instagram name is).

    The 23 year-old beauty is by definition perfect, measuring a supple 34D-25-35, and she credits her success with her natural good looks. She said, “Being naturally pretty helped me. There is a stigma on perfection in this industry that isn’t really true. Instead of trying to look like something I’m not, I just focus on who I already am.”

    Aspiring models, you should know that if you try Jaclyn Swedberg’s approach to modelling, it may not yield the same results because Jaclyn Swedberg is blessed with a natural beauty that’s very rare. Which is why you need to follow her on Instagram, because seeing Jaclyn Swedberg regularly will fill your brain with happy feelings (and also possibly horny thoughts).

    Shall we take a gander at Jaclyn Swedberg’s hottest Instagram pictures? Of course! There’s literally no one sexier than Jaclyn Swedberg. Enjoy!

    Do you see why you need to be following Jaclyn Swedberg on Instagram? Follow her now! Jaclyn Swedberg’s Instagram.

    In the interest of full disclosure, I’ll just tell you now that Jaclyn Swedberg doesn’t just share super sexy pictures of herself. She also shares some pictures of her and her boyfriend hanging out. Which maybe you’ll be ok with, but for me it makes me jealous because I’d like to Jaclyn Swedberg’s boyfriend. So I start hating on him, but then I realize that I have no reason to hate on him. I should respect him for locking someone as fine as Jaclyn Swedberg down. And also, he seems like a really nice, cool guy that maybe I could be best friends with some day, so there’s no reason to hate on him.

    So in short, follow Jaclyn Swedberg on Instagram because she’s gorgeous!

    May 20, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 11754

  • 5 Tips for Giving Oral Sex from a Lesbian

    The following is a featured post from our new weekly columnist.  This is important because, unlike Chico or I (Gil Powers!), she is a woman.  On top of being a woman, she’s also a lesbian.  So if you want some alternative advice to pleasure the woman in your life (beyond Chico’s excellent sex tips columns), this seems like a good place to start!

    – Gil

    Being a woman, being with women, and being friends with women has definitely given me the upper hand when it comes to sex. So here’s a couple tips to help out those of you who want to improve your oral sex game.

    Continue Reading

    May 20, 2014 • Sex, Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 51522

  • Kennedy Summers Named Playmate of the Year

    Hugh Hefner announced 2014’s Playmate of the Year last Thursday and it’s none other than beautiful blonde Kennedy Summers!

    Why should you care? Because it’s a huge achievement! She might as well have won the Nobel Prize for nude modelling.

    Kennedy Summers was born in Germany but raised in Virginia. And there’s more to her than just a pretty face and a killer body. She’s bilingual and holds a bachelor’s degree in anthropology and a master’s degree in health administration. Plus, she’s currently working on her M.D., with plans to become a plastic surgeon (which if she can get her M.D., her practice is almost guaranteed to be a success given the industry she’s currently in).

    So what can we expect from Kennedy Summers now that she’s the Playmate of the Year?

    “As 2014’s Playmate of the Year, my mission is to help Playboy thrive, as it always has, to break boundaries and carry us into the future,” Kennedy says. “I couldn’t be more excited!”

    How she plans on breaking boundaries and carrying Playboy into the future remains unclear. However, we know that Kennedy Summers is a very smart lady, so I’m sure she’ll figure something out.

    One thing’s for sure, any boundaries she breaks and carrying into the future she does, it will probably be in the nude.

    Speaking of Kennedy Summers nude, let’s check out some of Kennedy Summers hottest pictures pinned to Sex.com!

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    So what do you guys think?

    Can this beautiful, busty blonde by the name of Kennedy Summers break new boundaries for Playboy and help them carry on into the future?

    May 20, 2014 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights, Sex News • Views: 13066

  • Obsessed with Ryan Ryans

    You know when you hear a song that’s so good that all you want to do is listen to it over and over and over again?

    That’s how I feel about babes. Sometimes I come across babes so fine that they’re all I can think about. I can’t get through my daily routine with checking them out. They’re just that fine!

    That’s why every now and then, when a babe fits that criteria, I do one of these “Obsessed with…” posts. Not only is a way of sharing who I think is really hot to all pervy friends, but it’s also a resource for me. I can just check this post once a day to get my fix of a certain babe.

    Anyways, my lastest obsession is with an extremely sexy glamour model who goes by the name of Ryan Ryans.

    Now you’re probably thinking, “How can someone with essentially the same name twice be an obsession-worthy babe? Shouldn’t the redundancy of her name be grounds for disqualification?”

    Well, normally I’d agree with you 100%, but the fact of the matter is that Ryan Ryans is far too sexy to be critical of her redundant name.

    Ryan Ryans got her start in the adult industry in late 2013, so don’t feel bad if you haven’t heard of her yet. And though 24 year-old Ryan Ryans has only been in the business for a handful of months, she’s been turning heads and dropping jaws with her athletic body, great full round 34C tits, and just overall smoking hotness.

    She was April 2014’s Penthouse Pet, which should indicate to you that she’s kind of a big deal. Or at least she will be soon.

    But hey! Don’t just take my word for it! Get to know Ryan Ryans a bit better with this little interview courtesy of Penthouse:

    Penthouse Pet of the Month for April Ryan Ryans from Penthouse on Vimeo.

    See? You’re totally obsessed with Ryan Ryans now.

    Now, to help you cope with your new Ryan Ryans obsession, here is a collection of her hottest pictures pinned to Sex.com!

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    Ryan Ryans is a pure bred stunner. Aren’t you happy that you’re now totally obsessed with her?

    I know I am.

    Please, everyone book her for photo shoots because there can not be too many nude Ryan Ryans pics.

    Make sure you follower her on Twitter: @Missryanryans

    And Instagram: missryanryans

    May 16, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Pornstars • Views: 28915

  • Pilot Spoils Sexy Stewardess Hook-Up Fantasy

    If there’s one thing that I absolutely hate, it’s flying.

    Don’t get me wrong, I’m not afraid of flying, it’s just such a nuisance to get all the way out to the airport, spend a couple hours going through security, wait around at the gate for another couple hours, and then get crammed between two obese midwesterners. It’s just so boring, and it’s especially unbearable when the airport doesn’t provide any smoking areas.

    But despite the overall inconvenience that comes with flying, it can all be made up for with a sexy stewardess. No longer are you focused on the sheer awfulness of being trapped in a metal fuselage a million miles in the air, you’re focused on figuring out a way to seduce the sexy stewardess because as we all know, sexy stewardesses are sex crazed maniacs that are hooking up with the pilots as soon as they hit the ground if they fail to meet a prominent sex blogger that they’re serving.

    Well…actually, that’s not entirely true.

    As it turns out, sexy stewardesses aren’t hooking up with pilots, and probably hooking up with even fewer passengers.

    Sad, sad day.

    Flight Club interviewed an everyday, normal pilot and asked him, “Do pilots hook up with flight attendants as often as people think?”

    To which he replied:

    “I can honestly say that if this has happened on any crew I have been a part of, it has been very well disguised. I can’t think of a single time in which I’ve noticed anyone in my crew head back to a hotel room together. There are some couples that are dating and bid to fly together, but I’ve never seen a random hookup.”

    Well that’s just great. The sexy stewardess fantasy has been totally ruined by this anonymous pilot.

    So let’s bid farewell and bon voyage to our sexy stewardess fantasies by checking out the sexiest stewardesses on Sex.com.

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    May 15, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 10202

  • Babes On Instagram: Ellis Cooper

    Hello and welcome back to another edition of BABES ON INSTAGRAM, the only weekly blog feature on the internet that tells you what babes you should be following on Instagram in order to look at their sexy SFW selfies wherever you go.

    Now that you’re following super babes ALYSSA ARCE and LAUREN HANLEY, it’s that you start following another babe that’s consistently heating up Instagram: ELLIS COOPER.

    Who is Ellis Cooper? She’s just a gorgeous glamor model from England that gets paid to pose in lingerie and in the nude, but she’s kind of enough to share lots of hot, SFW pics on her Instagram account to make our lives better.

    She has cool tits…er…I mean tats. As in short for tattoos. But that’s not to suggest that her tits aren’t also cool. They’re spectacular actually.

    One thing that I especially like about Ellis Cooper is that she understands the power of her sex appeal and uses it. This is what she said in an interview with ReneeRuin.com when asked what was the best thing about being a woman:
    “Having the power. Women can control anyone and everyone with a pair of boobs and a good bum, men can’t control anyone with their penis. It’s a fact that a girl no matter what she looks like could have a man in her bed at the drop of a hat, just because she has a vagina. Men on the other hand they have a work so hard. I’m not saying I exploit this super power, quite the opposite in fact but knowing is enough.”

    Well said, Miss Cooper. God knows that you have complete control over me.

    Point is, your life can only stand to get better by having more Ellis Cooper to look at, so that’s why you need to follow her sexy Instagram EllisCooperOfficial.

    Now, let’s see the kind of sexiness Ellis has been sharing on her Instagram and why you need to follow it!

    GOODNESS GRACIOUS.

    All these hot Ellis Cooper Instagram pics got me feeling some type of way.

    Isn’t your life already better just seeing this collection of Ellis Cooper’s hottest Instagram pics? Imagine how much better you’re life will get by following her: EllisCooperOfficial.

    May 14, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 15088

  • Sheri Chiu Poses in an Amazing Erotic Photo Shoot

    It’s not often that I see erotic photography that truly strays into the realm of art. The idea of ‘artistic erotica’ in the fashion world has become so normal that seeing topless women in the pages of your favourite fashion rag is no longer shocking, or even surprising. Maybe the magazines realized that print media is slowly dying, and wanted to try and sell a few extra copies to the teenage male demographic? Probably.

    Sheri Chiu is a major babe, and based on some limited research, it seems like she’s relatively new to the whole erotic modelling game. Welcome the rookie! Let’s hope that she sticks around for a few more shoots, because she’s got ‘it,’ whatever ‘it’ is. Disclaimer: I have no idea what qualifies as ‘it.’

    Sheri Chiu posed in this photo shoot for a photographer named Marc Hervouet, and the photos are for a S Magazine, which has never shied away from giving the people what they truly want. If you like tasteful erotica like this, you should go buy S Magazine, because they always have a pile of awesome nude and semi-nude photos.

    Sheri Chiu is an fashion editor for a magazine called Schön! Magazine, so perhaps she had a hand in the artistic direction of these photos. Everything about them looks totally gorgeous, from the lighting, to the set, to the model herself. The whole thing reminds me of hot summer nights and lying with someone in a sticky hot bed, both of y’all covered in sweat. Man, the summer is dope. Anyways, here are the pics:

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    May 12, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 6732

  • AJ Applegate is Elegant Angel’s Girl of the Month

    So it’s May, which means that Elegant Angel has a new Girl of the Month!

    Elegant Angel’s Girl of the Month selections have been impeccable so far. They’ve had Summer Brielle, Dani Daniels, Casey Calvert and other hotties, but this month’s Girl of the Month is special because she really hits close to home.

    By the way, this month’s Girl of the Month is none other than big bootied babe AJ Applegate.

    You need to be a member of ElegantAngel.com to watch AJ Applegate’s new exclusive Girl of the Month scene, but thankfully by reading this blog, you can become a member for just $5!

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    This is a special price for readers of the Sex.com Blog, so take advantage of it while you can!

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    For anyone wondering why AJ Applegate being named Elegant Angel’s Girl of the Month hits close to home, I’d love to tell you it’s because AJ’s a former lover of mine, but sadly I have yet to have the pleasure of hitting that fat ass.

    No, the reason AJ Applegate being named Elegant Angel’s Girl of the Month hits close to home is because of Nestle Drumsticks.

    I love food. I eat it almost every day. But there’s no food more delicious than a Nestle Caramel Drumstick. I can’t quite explain my obsession with Nestle Drumsticks. All I know is that there’s nothing that tastes better than vanilla ice cream with a caramel centre, dipped in chocolate and peanuts, served in a waffle cone. And ever since they increased the chocolate nugget at the bottom of the waffle cone by 30%, I have absolutely no self-control. I have to eat at least one Nestle Drumstick every three days.

    That said, given my fixation on Drumsticks and the fact that I write for a porn site, there’s a running joke in my group of friends that I have a bizarre Nestle Drumstick-fetish. That the Nestle Drumstick isn’t just a delicious snack that I buy as a present to myself on an almost daily basis, but a cheap edible sex toy and the only thing that could ever get me off. Which isn’t that far off from the truth.

    You can only imagine my surprise when watching the trailer for AJ Applegate’s exclusive Girl of the Month scene (watch the full thing on ElegantAngel.com) to see AJ using a Nestle Drumstick as a sex toy, smearing herself with delicious chocolate, vanilla ice cream, caramel centre, and waffle cone from tit to clit.

    I couldn’t believe it. A joke that’s been going strong for nearly two years now realized in an actual porn scene. How did they know?

    Whoever had the idea of AJ Applegate starting her scene with a Nestle Drumstick tease has won the undying respect of this blog.

    While watching AJ Applegate smear Drumstick all over herself, I was extremely aroused because now that I’ve seen a Drumstick used in the a sexual context, I’ve realized that I truly do have a Nestle Drumstick fetish. However, I was also frustrated to watch someone wantonly waste a Nestle Drumstick.

    Anyways, you should watch the trailer below because I’d really like to make sure that I’m not the only person in the world with a Nestle Drumstick fetish.

    WATCH THE FULL VIDEO ON ELEGANTANGEL.COM

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    May 9, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 33684

  • Dutch Girl Group ADAM Tries to Sing While Orgasming

    The Dutch.

    I don’t have much experience with the Dutch, but they seem like nice, weed-smoking, red light district having people.  Sex and sexual expression doesn’t seem like a big deal for most Dutch people.   Take, for example, Goldmember, from the vastly inferior third film in the Austin Powers series:

    Goldmember: Dr. Evil, can I paint his yoo-hoo gold? It’s kind of my thing, you know.

    Dr. Evil: [comes over to Goldmember] How ’bout no, you crazy Dutch bastard?

    I could go on and on for hours about Austin Powers theory, and how Goldmember is clearly the worst in the series, but I won’t bother.  It may seem obvious that Goldmember is the worst, but I once had a 2 hour argument with someone who claimed it was the best one in the series because it distilled all of the best jokes in the series into one movie.  That guy was a moron, and totally incorrect.

    Well, those crazy Dutch bastards are at it again.

    ADAM is a Dutch girl group that sings catchy electronic pop.  To promote their new song, they decided to make waves by uploading a decidedly NSFW music video.  In the video, they sing their new song while being stimulated off-camera by vibrators.  Of course, since we can’t actually see the vibrator, there’s always a possibility that this is a fake/staged publicity stunt.  Watching the video leads me to believe that that isn’t the case, however: these orgasms look pretty real to me.

    However, since I am so horrible at sex that I have never given a woman an orgasm before or even come close, maybe I’m not the authority on the subject.*

    You be the judge.  Here’s the video:

    The song itself kinda breaks down after a little while, since the women are overtaken with orgasm feelings and are pretty much unable to focus on the task at hand.  So ultimately, great video, but not a great representation of the song itself.  I’m not complaining though, because the girls in ADAM all seem like huge babes, and who doesn’t love seeing pseudo-celebrity euro pop stars orgasming on camera?

    I know this much, the group ADAM is now on my radar.  I’m looking forward to seeing what kind of sexy video ADAM puts out next.

    *Disclaimer:  I am actually the greatest sex genius in the world and have given millions and millions of women orgasms, I only said that I couldn’t for the sake of making a joke.  So fuck y’all haters.

    Also, here’s some more pictures of potentially Dutch girls.  I say potentially because I’m not a racist and have no idea how to distinguish Dutch girls from any other women:

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    May 9, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 22368

  • Irina Shayk Topless!

    You know how they say good things come to those who wait?

    Well, I’ve been waiting a long ass time to see Irina Shayk topless and I’m happy to say that it’s finally happened!

    For those who don’t know anything about the beautiful Irina Shayk, just know that’s she’s a Russian supermodel and easily one of the most beautiful women that gets photographed for a living. That said, you’d think that an Irina Shayk topless photo would surface sooner rather than later because she’s primarily photographed in various states of undress.

    Though in my time creeping supermodel on the internet, I had yet to see one surface. That is until I took a quick scroll through Sex.com only to see Irina Shayk’s tits staring right at me.

    You know that moment in movies when the heroes finally reach the room full of gold? It was not unlike that but with a hot Russian babe’s boobs.

    First let’s start with a pic of Irina on the beach doing her best to conceal her tits. Think of it as an appetizer. And it’s a great opportunity for those of you unfamiliar with Irina to see her smoking hot body:

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    AND NOW FOR THE MAIN EVENT! IRINA SHAYK TOPLESS!

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    Ah…

    Those breasts are everything I had hoped them to be and more.

    These pictures seem to have come from Irina Shayk’s Sport’s Illustrated shoot in Hawaii earlier this year.

    Thankfully, some of those pictures have also been pinned to Sex.com so let’s enjoy them now.

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    PLEASE. IF YOU HAVE ANY MORE IRINA SHAYK TOPLESS PHOTOS, PLEASE SHARE THEM IN THE COMMENTS. PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE AND THANK YOU.

    Now I’m off to devise a plan to make Irina Shayk my very own sex robot.

    May 8, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 36637