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  • Charlize Theron’s Terry Richardson Pics

    So Charlize Theron has a new movie coming out called A Million Ways To Die In The West, and I must say that it looks godawful.

    It’s too bad because I like Sarah Silverman and I especially like Charlize Theron (both of who star in A Million Ways To Die In The West), but after seeing the trailer and Seth MacFarlane’s stupid face, I know that this movie is a disaster that’s about to be unleashed on the world. I mean, why does Seth MacFarlane think he’s an actor now?

    Granted, he’s made a decent career as a voice actor, but voice acting is different than acting. The only thing I can remember Seth MacFarlane doing in the flesh is hosting the Oscars, and if memory serves, that didn’t go so well.

    Sorry, he’s not just acting in A Million Ways To Die In The West, he’s the leading man. Yes, Seth MacFarlane is inexplicably the leading man in a comedy he wrote and directed. Oh wait, I just figured it out. Seth MacFarlane is not a leading man nor is he an actor, he’s just full of himself. Got it.

    So anyways, A Million Ways To Die In The West looks painfully unfunny, Seth MacFarlane is a jackass. Where’s the upside to all of this?

    The upside is that in starring in A Million Ways To Die In The West, Charlize Theron has to promote the dang movie, which in turn means that we get to see more of the world’s sexiest woman. Fantastic.

    First stop on the Charlize Theron sex appeal tour (I refuse to recognize the fact that she’s actually on a publicity tour for that movie that shall not be named): the cover of Esquire UK.

    Yes, it’s true. My all-time #1 celebrity crush Charlize Theron is in the issue of Esquire UK with photos shot by well-known pervert Terry Richardson. And in typical Terry Richardson fashion, he made sure to sex up Charlize Theron as much as possible. Though it should be noted that sexing up Charlize Theron is not necessary because she’s always sexy. Doesn’t matter if Charlize is playing Aileen Wuornos or a MRF, she always looking good. Just like in these new pics shot by Terry Richardson!

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    Damn Charlize! You looking fine as ever.

    I’ll forgive you for starring in A Million Ways To Die In The West. It’s probably going to make a lot of money, which means you gonna get paid. Can’t help but respect that.

     

    May 29, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 4224

  • Stop What You’re Doing and Look At These New Alyssa Arce Pictures!

    Readers of the Sex.com Blog and I don’t always agree on things, but I’m thankful that they would keep coming back to criticize my opinions, tastes, as well as factual information I’ve provided them but they would rather not believe.

    It’s this constant conflict between author and reader that makes the Sex.com Blog definitely a website, because that’s what all websites are, aren’t they?

    Though we have our differences, I think one thing that we can all agree on is that we love Alyssa Arce.

    If you read the Sex.com Blog every day, then you already know that Alyssa Arce is quite simply the sexiest lady who gets nude for a living. Part-Latina, big natural tits, beautiful face and an Instagram account that never ceases to disappoint.

    When I first saw Alyssa Arce pose for Playmate of the Month, I immediately started hoping that she wasn’t just a flash in the pan. For whatever reason, most Playmates these days pose nude once and then they fall off the face of the earth. And after seeing Alyssa Arce, I started wishing once a day that she’d be around for a while, making a decent career out of posing nude (not that she would need my good vibes, because everyone who sees Alyssa Arce immediately falls under spell of 100% pure sex appeal). And it looks like she’s pulling it off!

    Take these new Alyssa Arce pictures that were pinned to Sex.com. Now, I don’t know if they’re for a fashion shoot or if they’re high art, but I don’t care. All I need to know is that Alyssa Arce is nude in them, so therefore I fully support whoever made them and whatever they’re for. S0 please, enjoy these new pictures of Alyssa Arce, even though it’s a total mystery as to where they’re from and what exactly they’re for.

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    CAN ANYONE FORWARD ME THE JOB APPLICATION TO BE ONE OF THOSE GREASED UP HUNKS IN THE PHOTOS?

    All I want is to have a nude Alyssa Arce laying across my lap. Make it happen, internet!

    May 28, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 21270

  • Could Nikki Benz Really Be The Mayor Of Toronto?

    Three weeks ago, Nikki Benz announced that she would be running for mayor in Toronto’s upcoming municipal election. For those of you who might have missed this news, you can see the original story here: Nikki Benz is Running Against Rob Ford to Become Toronto’s Mayor.

    Well, at 12 o’clock Eastern standard time, Nikki Benz registered to run in the election.

    That’s dope. She’s doing it! She’s really doing it!

    Unfortunately, there may be some complications…

    There may or may not have been some complications with Nikki Benz’s registration. I’ve been trying to find some more information on whether or not she was successful, but there is a chance that Nikki Benz may not actually be running for mayor of Toronto.

    What kind of “paperwork issues” could keep Nikki Benz from registering to run? Perhaps it’s because she splits her time between LA and TDOT, which therefore makes her status as a resident of Toronto somewhat questionable. It’s more likely that election services are taking matters into their own hands to keep sex workers out of office.

    And if that’s the case, then I won’t stand for this kind of sex worker discrimination. So what if her tits are almost as big as Rob Ford’s? She has every right to run for mayor as any other yahoo.

    If I may, I’m going to give you 9 reasons why Nikki Benz might be a good choice for Mayor.

    1. Public transit is a big issue in Toronto, and if elected, Nikki Benz plans to fast-track a relief line Downtown. Not a bad idea.

    2. She’s also suggested equipping the transit system with vibrating seats and sex toys. Though that might make taking Toronto public transit extremely dangerous, at least it’ll be good for tourism. Who wouldn’t travel to Toronto to see their sex toy themed trains?

    3. She supports gay rights and wants Toronot to be “an open-minded city promoting equality year-round.” Can’t hate on that. Anyone who doesn’t support year-round equality is definitely fucked in the head.

    4. She wants to bring the adult industry to Toronto, which is undeniably good for the city’s economy. Though most citizens probably don’t want to hear it, the adult industry is a huge industry that can create jobs and generate tax revenue.

    5. If elected, Nikki Benz promises to make National Masturbation Day a civic holiday, which is great because masturbation makes people healthy and happy. It also might Torontonians chill the fuck out, because based on the Torontonians I’ve met, they’re all super uptight.

    6. Emphasizes transparent and honest government. When said by a politician, it’s hard not to roll your eyes at that. But as a pornstar, surely those aren’t empty words.

    7. Nikki Benz, if elected, would donate half of her annual salary to a charity chosen by the citizens of Toronto. Now that’s a promise I’d like to see the other candidates match.

    8. Nikki Benz does not smoke crack cocaine. She doesn’t even smoke cigarettes. Normally, that should go without saying for a mayoral candidate, but that’s Toronto for you.

    9. Nikki Benz is fine as hell:

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    Maybe it’s just me, but for me, the idea of bestowing political power onto this busty blonde pornstar just makes her even hotter.

    I suppose a 10th reason to vote for Nikki Benz is the hope that one day (preferably during her term as mayor of Toronto), she’ll star in a series of porn movies wherein she plays the mayor of the third largest city in North America and uses her sexual powers to bring prosperity to the city.

    Seriously, is there anything hotter than a woman with political power? I don’t think so. That’s the main reason I hope Nikki Benz wins this election, or can even run in it. That said, her policies thus far aren’t bad either.

    So what do you think?

    May 28, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 6753

  • Brains and Beauty: The Top 10 Smartest Pornstars

    You know all of those beautiful and handsome porn stars that you spend all day fawning over/jerking off to/wishing you could marry? They aren’t just objects for you to sexualize, you know, they’re actual real breathing people!

    Porn stars all have one thing in common – they’re really good at having sex on camera. There are many porn stars with other interesting talents and attributes, however. Today, we’re going to take a look at the smartest pornstars in the business.

    Intelligence is something that’s pretty impossible to accurately measure. However, we can assume that with their fancy college educations, successful entrepreneurial skills and other talents, these performers got a pretty sex brain to go along with their sexy bodies. So here we are, the top 10 smartest pornstars:

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    May 27, 2014 • Porn, Porn Lists, Pornstars • Views: 22252

  • Babes On Instagram: Jaclyn Swedberg

    Hello and welcome back to another edition of BABES ON INSTAGRAM, the only weekly blog feature on the internet that finds the hottest babes on Instagram and tells you to follow them so you’re not missing out on the best SFW (safe-for-work) sexy pictures in your personal Instagram feed. And it’s this rigorous screening process of the sexiest Instagram accounts is precisely why the Sex.com Blog is superior to all other sites on the internet.

    If you’re new to BABES ON INSTAGRAM, then I’ll just tell you that you should be following the incredibly sexy babes Ellis Cooper, Alyssa Arce and Lauren Hanley because their Instagrams are red hot. Click their names if you want to see their sexiest pictures on Instagram. But for those of you who are committed to the BABES ON INSTAGRAM feature, then I’ll just go ahead and tell you that you need to start following JACLYN SWEDBERG. (Instagram: pmoy2012).

    Some of you may remember Jaclyn Swedberg as April 2011’s Playmate of the Month and 2012’s Playmate of the Year (which is what her Instagram name is).

    The 23 year-old beauty is by definition perfect, measuring a supple 34D-25-35, and she credits her success with her natural good looks. She said, “Being naturally pretty helped me. There is a stigma on perfection in this industry that isn’t really true. Instead of trying to look like something I’m not, I just focus on who I already am.”

    Aspiring models, you should know that if you try Jaclyn Swedberg’s approach to modelling, it may not yield the same results because Jaclyn Swedberg is blessed with a natural beauty that’s very rare. Which is why you need to follow her on Instagram, because seeing Jaclyn Swedberg regularly will fill your brain with happy feelings (and also possibly horny thoughts).

    Shall we take a gander at Jaclyn Swedberg’s hottest Instagram pictures? Of course! There’s literally no one sexier than Jaclyn Swedberg. Enjoy!

    Do you see why you need to be following Jaclyn Swedberg on Instagram? Follow her now! Jaclyn Swedberg’s Instagram.

    In the interest of full disclosure, I’ll just tell you now that Jaclyn Swedberg doesn’t just share super sexy pictures of herself. She also shares some pictures of her and her boyfriend hanging out. Which maybe you’ll be ok with, but for me it makes me jealous because I’d like to Jaclyn Swedberg’s boyfriend. So I start hating on him, but then I realize that I have no reason to hate on him. I should respect him for locking someone as fine as Jaclyn Swedberg down. And also, he seems like a really nice, cool guy that maybe I could be best friends with some day, so there’s no reason to hate on him.

    So in short, follow Jaclyn Swedberg on Instagram because she’s gorgeous!

    May 20, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 12342

  • 5 Tips for Giving Oral Sex from a Lesbian

    The following is a featured post from our new weekly columnist.  This is important because, unlike Chico or I (Gil Powers!), she is a woman.  On top of being a woman, she’s also a lesbian.  So if you want some alternative advice to pleasure the woman in your life (beyond Chico’s excellent sex tips columns), this seems like a good place to start!

    – Gil

    Being a woman, being with women, and being friends with women has definitely given me the upper hand when it comes to sex. So here’s a couple tips to help out those of you who want to improve your oral sex game.

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    May 20, 2014 • Sex, Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 53122

  • Kennedy Summers Named Playmate of the Year

    Hugh Hefner announced 2014’s Playmate of the Year last Thursday and it’s none other than beautiful blonde Kennedy Summers!

    Why should you care? Because it’s a huge achievement! She might as well have won the Nobel Prize for nude modelling.

    Kennedy Summers was born in Germany but raised in Virginia. And there’s more to her than just a pretty face and a killer body. She’s bilingual and holds a bachelor’s degree in anthropology and a master’s degree in health administration. Plus, she’s currently working on her M.D., with plans to become a plastic surgeon (which if she can get her M.D., her practice is almost guaranteed to be a success given the industry she’s currently in).

    So what can we expect from Kennedy Summers now that she’s the Playmate of the Year?

    “As 2014’s Playmate of the Year, my mission is to help Playboy thrive, as it always has, to break boundaries and carry us into the future,” Kennedy says. “I couldn’t be more excited!”

    How she plans on breaking boundaries and carrying Playboy into the future remains unclear. However, we know that Kennedy Summers is a very smart lady, so I’m sure she’ll figure something out.

    One thing’s for sure, any boundaries she breaks and carrying into the future she does, it will probably be in the nude.

    Speaking of Kennedy Summers nude, let’s check out some of Kennedy Summers hottest pictures pinned to Sex.com!

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    So what do you guys think?

    Can this beautiful, busty blonde by the name of Kennedy Summers break new boundaries for Playboy and help them carry on into the future?

    May 20, 2014 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights, Sex News • Views: 13508

  • Obsessed with Ryan Ryans

    You know when you hear a song that’s so good that all you want to do is listen to it over and over and over again?

    That’s how I feel about babes. Sometimes I come across babes so fine that they’re all I can think about. I can’t get through my daily routine with checking them out. They’re just that fine!

    That’s why every now and then, when a babe fits that criteria, I do one of these “Obsessed with…” posts. Not only is a way of sharing who I think is really hot to all pervy friends, but it’s also a resource for me. I can just check this post once a day to get my fix of a certain babe.

    Anyways, my lastest obsession is with an extremely sexy glamour model who goes by the name of Ryan RyansContinue Reading

    May 16, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Pornstars • Views: 29694

  • Pilot Spoils Sexy Stewardess Hook-Up Fantasy

    If there’s one thing that I absolutely hate, it’s flying.

    Don’t get me wrong, I’m not afraid of flying, it’s just such a nuisance to get all the way out to the airport, spend a couple hours going through security, wait around at the gate for another couple hours, and then get crammed between two obese midwesterners. It’s just so boring, and it’s especially unbearable when the airport doesn’t provide any smoking areas.

    But despite the overall inconvenience that comes with flying, it can all be made up for with a sexy stewardess. No longer are you focused on the sheer awfulness of being trapped in a metal fuselage a million miles in the air, you’re focused on figuring out a way to seduce the sexy stewardess because as we all know, sexy stewardesses are sex crazed maniacs that are hooking up with the pilots as soon as they hit the ground if they fail to meet a prominent sex blogger that they’re serving.

    Well…actually, that’s not entirely true.

    As it turns out, sexy stewardesses aren’t hooking up with pilots, and probably hooking up with even fewer passengers.

    Sad, sad day.

    Flight Club interviewed an everyday, normal pilot and asked him, “Do pilots hook up with flight attendants as often as people think?”

    To which he replied:

    “I can honestly say that if this has happened on any crew I have been a part of, it has been very well disguised. I can’t think of a single time in which I’ve noticed anyone in my crew head back to a hotel room together. There are some couples that are dating and bid to fly together, but I’ve never seen a random hookup.”

    Well that’s just great. The sexy stewardess fantasy has been totally ruined by this anonymous pilot.

    So let’s bid farewell and bon voyage to our sexy stewardess fantasies by checking out the sexiest stewardesses on Sex.com.

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    May 15, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 10302

  • Babes On Instagram: Ellis Cooper

    Hello and welcome back to another edition of BABES ON INSTAGRAM, the only weekly blog feature on the internet that tells you what babes you should be following on Instagram in order to look at their sexy SFW selfies wherever you go.

    Now that you’re following super babes ALYSSA ARCE and LAUREN HANLEY, it’s that you start following another babe that’s consistently heating up Instagram: ELLIS COOPER.

    Who is Ellis Cooper? She’s just a gorgeous glamor model from England that gets paid to pose in lingerie and in the nude, but she’s kind of enough to share lots of hot, SFW pics on her Instagram account to make our lives better.

    She has cool tits…er…I mean tats. As in short for tattoos. But that’s not to suggest that her tits aren’t also cool. They’re spectacular actually.

    One thing that I especially like about Ellis Cooper is that she understands the power of her sex appeal and uses it. This is what she said in an interview with ReneeRuin.com when asked what was the best thing about being a woman:
    “Having the power. Women can control anyone and everyone with a pair of boobs and a good bum, men can’t control anyone with their penis. It’s a fact that a girl no matter what she looks like could have a man in her bed at the drop of a hat, just because she has a vagina. Men on the other hand they have a work so hard. I’m not saying I exploit this super power, quite the opposite in fact but knowing is enough.”

    Well said, Miss Cooper. God knows that you have complete control over me.

    Point is, your life can only stand to get better by having more Ellis Cooper to look at, so that’s why you need to follow her sexy Instagram EllisCooperOfficial.

    Now, let’s see the kind of sexiness Ellis has been sharing on her Instagram and why you need to follow it!

    GOODNESS GRACIOUS.

    All these hot Ellis Cooper Instagram pics got me feeling some type of way.

    Isn’t your life already better just seeing this collection of Ellis Cooper’s hottest Instagram pics? Imagine how much better you’re life will get by following her: EllisCooperOfficial.

    May 14, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 15460