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  • Porn For The Deaf

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    Fuck in sign language

    Remember last week when the world found out that Thamsanqa Jantjie, the sign language interpreter from Nelson Mandela’s Memorial, was a total fraud and just faking sign language in front of the entire world?

    Obviously it was a huge embarrassment and totally weird, but at least this controversy got our friends from Sssh.com thinking about porn for the deaf. Sure, the most important part of porn is seeing the nudity and penetration but porn is always better with audio.

    So to help out the deaf community, Sssh.com added some sign language to the opening of their movie Honey, I Shagged The Plumber starring the amazing Ashley Fires. Watch porn for the deaf, right now!

    Can someone teach me how to sign, “Ashley Fires, I need you on top of me right now.”? Not that Ashley Fires is deaf, but I assume that if I’m ever around her, her sexiness will cause me to go deaf and I won’t be able to speak.

    Thank you Sssh.com for providing us all with porn for the deaf.

    Watch Honey, I Shagged The Plumber on Sssh.com now!

    December 17, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 760

  • Girls Gone Wild Creator Sex Tape

    This is Joe Francis, creator of Girls Gone Wild:

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    Joe Francis

    This is Joe Francis‘s ex-girlfriend Abbey Wilson:   Continue Reading

    June 6, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1030

  • Handjob caught on Google Streetview

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    Handjob on Google Streetview

    Remember when we saw two legs in a dressing room on Google Storeview and thought that was the coolest thing? Unfortunately, it turned out to be a hoax. But last week the Google Sightseeing blog found something on Google Streetview that’s more explicit/hilarious than just two legs in a dressing room. They spotted a real live prostitute giving a handjob to a guy on one of Machester’s scenic backstreets.

    As you would expect, Google has censored the handjob. But also as you would expect, we’ve gotten our hands on the photos. So let’s all enjoy these hilarious NSFW Google Streetview handjob photos. Continue Reading

    March 14, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1876

  • “Vaseline & Pepper” aka My First Strip Club

    Everyone’s first time at a strip club is weird, but none of them compare to Vaseline & Pepper

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    March 4, 2013 • Funny, Stuff • Views: 294

  • A Guide to Getting The Sex

    Funny lady Bec Hill made an instructional video to help you get the sex. Watch this and enjoy all the sex!

    March 4, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 296

  • iPads are for porn!

    Big thank you to Conan O’Brien for this iPad ad.

    You know, iPads seem less useless now…

    March 1, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 318

  • Hentai explained

    If you’ve ever been confused by the weird world of Hentai, maybe this explanation will help you:

    Nope. Still don’t understand Hentai. I don’t want to pass judgement on anyone but even that guy who loves Hentai doesn’t even seem to get Hentai.

    February 17, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 545

  • Christoph Waltz & The Art of Seduction

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    Damn. That Christoph Waltz is smooth. Follow these three steps and enjoy being a master of seduction.

    February 14, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 281

  • The Price of Owning a Penis

    Earlier this week, we found out that the average woman spends approximately $2,663.02 on her vagina every year. Learning how much vaginas cost made us wonder, how much do men spend on penis maintenance annually?

    Our initial guess was anywhere from $0 to $300. But that was just a guess. Now, we’re happy to announce that we’ve figured out how much you might be spending on your penis. And it’s shocking…

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    Vajazzling for Men is very expensive.

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    February 13, 2013 • Reviews, Sex, Sex & Dating Tips, Toys • Views: 2580