If I ever become rich, the first thing I’m going to do with my fortune is become a sugar daddy. After all, since it’s widely considered that money can’t buy happiness, it might as well be used to buy a sexy coed some cool stuff so that she can repay the favor by dropping to her knees to swallow my load or spreading her legs to let me pound her pussy. Continue Reading
Unless you’ve been stranded on a desert island since last Friday until right now, you’ve no doubt heard about the massive leak of celebrity nude pictures.
Nude pictures of Jennifer Lawrence, Kate Upton, Kirsten Dunst, Victoria Justice, McKayla Maroney and other celebrities surfaced online over Labor Day weekend. Once it was confirmed that the nude pictures were real, the internet became a complete frenzy of people trying to see these hot celebrities nude. (Why they’re not interested in Carter Cruise’s new movie Second Chances makes no sense to us, but whatever.)
Now known as “The Fappening” and “Celebgate“, the picture leak was (and still is) the coming together of our voyeuristic collective consciousness. From running a porn site, we’ve learned that not everyone enjoys porn and pornstars as much as we do. However, everyone is interested in nude celebrities.
Getting dumped sucks. Unfortunately, we here at Sex.com are all too familiar with break-ups. No matter what we do, some of our users just feel the need to end things. And we were just about to introduce them to our parents…
Rather than wallow in our sorrow and tell ourselves that we’re going to be alone forever, we’ve chosen the self-preservation route. Meaning that we chose 10 outrageous reasons for why former-Sex.com users chose to break-up with their favorite porn site.
It seems like the only thing people have been talking about on the Internet is the Jay Z-cheating-on-Beyonce scandal. Whenever a celebrity couple cheating scandal breaks, all of a sudden everyone has their two-cents to share.
You got the teenybopper (or older, unfortunately) female sample who join in lament with Bey, united by the unbreakable bond of sistahood, accusing Jay Z of being pea-brained for cheating on the Queen.
You got the sleazy male pool (us included) who are getting ready to serve as rebound for Queen Bey, posting stupid Facebook statuses and Tweeting to Beyoncé things like “I would never cheat on ya bae”.
Feeling depressed because it’s Monday morning and life sucks and you’re at work for another long-ass week? Well turn that frown upside down, dummy!
If you’ve watched every episode of the Simpsons (BEFORE SEASON 12, OBVIOUSLY) like I have, then perhaps you will remember this little exchange between Superintendent Chalmers, Principal Skinner, and El Barto himself:
Bart Simpson: Hey, Chalmers, where are you from?
Superintendent Chalmers: Well, I was born in Queens, went to Ball state, then made the move to Intercourse, Pennsylvania. Uh, why do you ask?
It’s not even actually the 4th of July yet, and we’re already celebrating here at Sex.com, because we some patriotic motherfuckers like that you know?
I’ll let y’all in on a little secret about myself: Gil Powers ain’t an American. It’s true! It’s god-damn true! Yet here I am, writing about some holiday I don’t give a shit about because that’s my job. I gotta pay the bills man. Luckily, I’m not going to have to delve too deep into the specifics of the holiday because my colleague put together this dope-ass infographic for you to click around on between doing….4th of July stuff. What do people do on the 4th of July anyways? Light fireworks and get drunk?
Sounds pretty fun actually.
Did anyone else notice that millions of people had raging erections for the Game of Thrones premier yesterday? It’s like the world ceased to function yesterday because too many nerds were busy stroking themselves in anticipation for the premier.
Personally, I couldn’t care less because Game of Thrones is shockingly boring for a show that is sold as a show about violence and fantasy-boobs. You may like the show, which is fine. You’re allowed to like whatever you want. My real problem with Game of Thrones is how much people like it. Whenever anyone finds out I don’t watch Game of Thrones, they get all defensive about it. I assume it’s either that they’re trying to cope with the fact that they’re huge nerds or it’s because they also hate the show but lack the sense of self to seek out something they’ll actually enjoy.
But even though I have no interest in Game of Thrones, I’m very familiar with television and I know that by the fourth season it can be hard to keep track of who has boned who. So that’s why CoolMaterial.com has put together this infographic to refresh your memory. Have a look below: Continue Reading
Now that women are having more casual sex, sex-scholars have discovered what they believe to be an “orgasm gap”.
The orgasm gap theory basically states that women will enjoy about one orgasm for every three orgasms a man enjoys. According to a study by the Kinsey Institute, women are twice as likely to orgasm when they have sex with a sexual partner they’ve been in a long term relationship as opposed to a one night stand or casual sex. Meanwhile, men are twice as likely to orgasm during casual sex or a one night stand.
So while we’re all having a lot of fun fucking whoever we want with no emotional connection or relationship to spoil the sex, the truth is that women are getting the short end of the dick stick. That ain’t right!
But don’t worry ladies, you’re in luck. Social psychologist and sex educator Dr. Justin Lehmiller of The Psychology of Human Sexuality fame collect 13,484 responses from college-aged women in an online survey to determine what makes women orgasm when they’re having casual sex. And lucky for us, Dr. Lehmiller compiled all his findings in this handy infographic.
Pay close attention if you want to help close the orgasm gap, or at the very least help the woman you’re having casual sex orgasm for once: Continue Reading
Call me a pessimist, but life nowadays is all about collecting data about yourself so companies can make infographics they can share to promote themselves and make everyone on the internet say, “Oh that’s cool,” before moving on to a different infographic. And yes, that includes your sex life.
Spreadsheets is an app that uses your phone’s accelerometer and speakers to provide statistical feedback about your sex life by measuring duration, thrusts, and decibel peak. Personally, I don’t think measuring duration, thruts, and decibel peaks is indicative of the quality of sex, it’s just fun to know what your phone thinks.
Spreadsheets has proven itself useful not by measuring your own sexual performance, but in collecting the average duration of sex in all 50 States (and 1 District). So let’s see which states are having the longest sex. Continue Reading
As you all know, I’m not big on Valentine’s Day. I prefer to celebrate Galentine’s Day. Galentine’s Day is celebrated on February 13th by getting all your female friends together and having a big party in the spirit of friendship. No cards, no flowers, just single women saying, “Chico, get out of here!” It truly is the greatest holiday.
What was I talking about again? Oh yeah! Valentine’s Day.
Yes, I’m not big on Valentine’s Day and to help me understand the hype, I asked you guys a couple of questions about Valentine’s Day. 3,000 votes later, a friend of the blog made this infographic in hopes of explaining how people feel about Valentine’s Day. Continue Reading
Sometimes I worry about the state of the world and how humanity will be able to carry on with our priorities all messed up.
Sadly, my fears were confirmed today with this news from Harris Interactive that sex is less popular than Wi-Fi, cell phones, and TV.
Just look at this infographic via Mashable to see what most Americans can’t live without:
So American adults could survive without sex as long as they had…
- Food (obviously)
- Cars (hope that changes because we gonna run out of gas soon)
- Internet access (you need to access Sex.com/news/ somehow)
- Mobile phone (Sex.com‘s mobile site is extremely dope)
- Computer/laptop (Sex.com‘s regular site is also extremely dope)
- Television (those shows ain’t no good)
AMERICA! THIS IS WHY THE WORLD HATES YOU. YOUR PRIORITIES ARE ALL MESSED UP.
The Sochi Winter Olympics are set to open on Friday, February 7th 2014. Unless you only get your news from this blog, which you should stop doing because there’s so much more important news that you’re missing out on, you might have heard that Russia hates gay people.
That last statement might be a little harsh. It’s important to note that being gay isn’t against the law in Russia, nor is engaging in homosexual acts in private. However, it is illegal to “propagate non-traditional sexual relations”. This is what we call doublespeak. These laws, while not explicitly condoning physical violence against the LGBT community, amplify the preexisting homophobia prevalent amongst many Russians.
There has been international backlash against these laws because the Olympics are supposed to be a summit celebrating camaraderie, peace, and sportsmanship.
In the spirit of the games, we decided to get to know the host country’s porn habits a little bit better. Sex.com receives approximately 30 million visits per month. In terms of visits per country, Russia ranks sixth almost a million monthly visitors.
We took a look at the most commonly searched terms and the results were shocking…RUSSIA LOVES GAY PORN. Continue Reading
You know how you can tell everyone secretly loves porn? Because infographics about porn are so quick to be shared around the internet so everyone can learn more about beloved pornography (no matter how secret that love is).
Today, I have just the infographic for you. It’s a little infographic to promote the DVD and Blu-ray release of Lovelace, the Linda Lovelace bio-pic starring Amanda Seyfried.
But we don’t care about that movie. We care about these 16 facts you may or may not know about porn.
Take a look:
I will say that the Top 5 richest pornstars they have listed is totally out of date because as we all know, Jenna Jameson is back in porn because she’s broke.
And if you’re looking at the average annual earnings of a pornstar and thinking, “DAMN! I know how I’m going to get rich in 2014.” just think about this…The average NBA annual salary is roughly 6 million dollars but only the Lebron’s, the Kobe’s, and the Amar’e Stoudimre’s (lol @ the Knicks) make the big money therefore inflating the average annual salary.
BUT STILL INTERESTING RIGHT?
It’s not easy for me to endorse any porn site other than Sex.com because those other porn sites don’t pay me any money. So why would I ever endorse them?
However, everyone I’ve ever dealt with from other porn sites is extremely nice and cool. Specifically, the people over at Freeones are extremely nice and cool.
Why is that?
Well, lots of reasons. But the one that comes to mind is that they sent me an infographic of all this data Freeones has been collecting throughout their 15 year run. 15 years! That’s fucking amazing.
Surely, in 15 years worth of internet browsing you’ve come across Freeones. Let’s help them celebrate their 15 year anniversary by giving you an annotated version of their infographic
Everybody is all excited about this new Pope, but frankly I don’t get it. So an old man took another old man’s job? The economy is tough everywhere.
Thankfully, PornMD has violated the privacy of millions and created one of the most interesting sex/porn infographics we’ve ever seen. They broke down the fapping habits by U.S. state and country to show everyone the top 10 most common searches in the last six months. “Milf”, “teen”, “college”, and “asian” were the most common across the United States.
For some reason Montana’s most searched category is “compilation”, which is not a real category. Get it together, Montana. Continue Reading
Where is the best place to fall in love at first sight?
The dance club? The discotheque? The sexy beach?
According to a Craigslist “Missed Connections” survey by Dorothy Grambell and Psychology Today, Wal-Mart is the most popular place for people to find love from just a glance.
Sounds interesting, right? If only there was a blog that could provide a synopsis of this study with NSFW visual aids. Good news, there is a blog that can provide a synopsis. It’s this blog. The Sex.com Blog.
Ok, Mr. Millward, what do you have for us?