Jen Selter

  • If Nipples are Banned from Instagram, These 9 Things Should Also Be Banned

    Instagram has a no-nipple policy which has gotten a lot of attention in the past weeks, and has proven to be quite the contentious subject du jour, drawing influential involvement and opposition from celebrities such as Scout Willis, Grace Coddington and Rihanna.

    Here at we believe that nipples, bodies and sex are evil and they should be completely banned from social media. In an effort to curb all of the perverts that want to promote sexuality, we have put together a list of additional elements that should be banned from social media. In doing so, Instagram and Facebook can be certain that nobody will every look at sexually explicit photographs on the internet ever again, unless they visit

    1. Jen Selter

    Here is a woman who got famous, and I mean gracing-the-pages-of-mainstream-fashion-magazines famous, by showing off her toned physique in a series of scandalous Instagram photos. But because she doesn’t show her nipples, but rather her abs, butt, cleavage I guess its OK. We should probably ban her from Instagram, just so people don’t get too aroused.


    2. Cleavage

    Showing every other part of the breast except the nipple is totally fine, because as long as you don’t see the actual nipple, its totally not sexually suggestive and all of the kids and repressed adults who look at pictures of cleavage don’t know what a boob looks like, right? Ban all pictures of cleavage, for the kids.


    3. Miley Cyrus

    Miley Cyrus poses naked in almost every second picture that appears of her on the Internetz. She promotes sexuality, her concerts are sexually explicit, she’s not ashamed of her body and flaunts it, but if she shows her nipples, well then she’s banned from Instagram. Makes sense! Ban her.

    Miley Cyrus

    4. Lips

    Lips have been used to kiss before, and lips are involved in a variety of different sex acts and promote sex before marriage and being a slut, or something. Ban all pictures of lips because lips are the devil.


    5. Adult performers

    Hey, these people acted in porn films before! You better ban them from social media because if someone sees a picture of a pornstar hanging out beside a pool with her friends, everyone who sees that picture will immediately go to a website like and become a porn-watching pervert for the rest of their lives. Ban all pornstars from Instagram.

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    6. People enjoying bananas

    The eating of bananas is too suggestive for social media because when I see someone eating a banana it reminds me that I’m over-weight and should eat more fruits and vegetables. But to be real, a banana looks like a penis, so when someone eats it they are promoting illicit sexual acts. #banbananapics


    7. Girl-on-Girl Action

    You know what’s really offensive? Lesbians. You know what’s even more offensive? Celebrities pretending that they’re lesbians. One pair of boobs in a picture is offensive enough, and now you want to include two pairs of boobs? Ban all girl-on-girl action, because it makes me feel funny inside.


    8. Justin Bieber

    This one should be pretty self-explanatory. Justin Bieber is a huge moron. Fuck that guy. And his perpetual nipple-flashing. Ban him.

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    9. #aftersex

    If you include the word sex in a hashtag it means that you are promoting sex on the Internet and promoting sex on the internet is evil. This one is especially bad because it promotes inclusion and participation amongst people on social media. First someone sees #aftersex on their Instagram feed, and next thing you know they’re putting the word “nipple” into a Google Image search. Ban this shit before the epidemic spreads.


    Yes, that’s right, all of the above items promote sexuality, smut, pornography, etc. There’s no room for that kind of garbage on our social media networks, which are so wholesome and positive! Let’s promote body and sex shaming on social media.

    Luckily, if you want to see sexy pictures covering all of the above (with the exception of Bieber…though there’s probably some Bieber erotica actually ☹ ) you can just visit and stop wasting your time on Instagram and Facebook!

    June 17, 2014 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights • Views: 27602

  • Jen Selter in Vanity Fair


    By far the best part of the photo shoot.

    Well guys, Jen Selter sure has come a long way from just being Instagram’s favorite ass. And no, I’m not referring to the fact that she’s a known fitness personality nowadays.

    Jen Selter has moved on from posing for Instagram selfies that showcase her deliciously round and plump butt and is now posing for Vanity Fair.

    Oooo…Vanity Fair. That’s a well-known magazine. She must look even sexier than normal in photos shot by Vanity Fair, right? Wrong.

    Maybe it’s just me, but I found Jen Selter’s Vanity Fair pictures to be extremely unflattering. Maybe it’s the outfit they chose or inexplicable decision to put more emphasis on her face than her ass.

    If it were up to me, Jen Selter wouldn’t pose for any pictures other than her own Instagram pics while wearing those special yoga pants that make all butts look amazing (her Van Styles pics not withstanding, obviously). But hey, it’s not up to me. It’s up to Jen. I just hope that next time they don’t make her look so cold and scary. You really blew it Vanity Fair.

    Anyways, Jen Selter’s Vanity Fair pictures…



    March 13, 2014 • BABES • Views: 9010

  • Obsessed with Bryanna Holly

    Bryanna Holly

    Bryanna Holly

    Everybody loves Instagram. Whether you like looking at pictures of food or you just need more cats doing something funny, Instagram has something for everyone.

    Personally, what I like about Instagram is that it’s like a draft pool for sexy models. For example, without Instagram, Jen Selter would have just been another PAWG. Thankfully, she posted enough pictures of her spectacular ass on Instagram and now everyone knows Jen Selter as the woman with the best ass in the world (or at least on Instagram).

    But that’s enough about Jen Selter. I’d like to focus on my latest obsession with Instagram model Bryanna Holly.  Continue Reading

    February 17, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 3934

  • Jen Selter’s Van Styles Pictures


    DAT ASS.

    Do you guys remember Jen Selter? The young lady known primarily as the proud owner of Instagram’s most beloved ass.

    I’ve always been a fan of Jen Selter’s Instagram because her stunning ass is featured prominently, however I’ve always felt that the iPhone’s camera was simply not good enough to truly do that ass…umm…excuse me…DAT ASS justice.

    Thankfully, Van Styles was in New York City recently and he was able to get some photos of Jen that truly showcase the majesty of Instagram’s favorite ass.

    So without further ado, please enjoy Jen Selter’s ass courtesy of Van Styles.   Continue Reading

    February 6, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 5084

  • Instagram’s Favorite Ass Gives Rare Interview


    Jen Selter

    If you’re not following Jen Selter on Instagram (@JenSelter) then I’m sorry to say that you’re totally blowing it.

    Why? Who is Jen Selter?  Continue Reading

    January 17, 2014 • BABES, Sex News • Views: 4844