At the time we’re writing this, there 18 people chasing the Republican Party nomination for the 2016 Presidential election. Jeb Bush, Ben Carson, Chris Christie, Ted Cruz, Carly Fiorina, Jim Gilmore, Lindsay Graham, Mike Huckabee, Bobby Jindal, George Pataki, Rand Paul, Rick Perry, Marco Rubio, Rick Santorum, Donald Trump and Scott Walker have all thrown their hats into the race, all making vaguely similar promises to make America great again.
But which of the 18 Republicans chasing the nomination is the most fuckable?
It’s the question on everyone’s lips.
Thankfully, WoodRocket assembled pornstars Kayla-Jane Danger, Kassondra Raine, Daisy Monroe, Jenna J Ross, Kenzie Taylor, Kylie Kalvetti, and Sheridan Love to get the answer in their latest Ask a Pornstar video.
Rand Paul, Marco Rubio, Carly Fiorina, Rick Santorum, Rick Perry, Chris Christie and Donald Trump x2 are your winners! Which is nice for them because if we were betting men, we’d for sure bet the farm that these 7 Presidential hopefuls don’t stand a snowball’s chance in hell once Iowa votes.
So while, for the good of the Earth, that none of these candidates even sniff the nomination, at least they get to take home the consolation prize of being deemed fuckable by some sexy pornstars.
Wouldn’t you rather be deemed fuckable by pornstars than POTUS?