Jill Kelly

  • The Top 5 Asia Carrera Videos of the All Time

    Yesterday, news broke that retired pornstar Jessica Steinhauser, who was formerly known as Asia Carrera, was busted driving her daughter to school drunk.

    According to reports, she blew a .254. The legal limit is .08. Yeah that’s pretty drunk to be driving your daughter to school.

    So while this story of negligent parenting is terrifying, it has put us in the mood to commemorate Asia Carrera’s incredible career as the original Asian sex Goddess pornstar/Mensa member (it’s true! Look it up).

    After all, what better way to numb ourselves from the brutal reality of Asia Carrera driving her daughter to school at a Courtney Love-level of drunkenness than by revisiting her porn movies from the 1990’s that miraculously still hold up today?

    So let’s do it to it. The Top 5 Asia Carrera Videos of All TimeContinue Reading

    March 10, 2015 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Porn Lists, Pornstars • Views: 11890

  • Who benefits from the Petraeus scandal?

    How did two people this unattractive pull-off the biggest sex scandal in history?

    Can you believe our luck? Just as we go on a little vacay (short for “vacation”), the biggest sex scandal story of the year breaks. The vacation was completely ruined by 24-hour coverage and analysis of David Petraeus’s extra-marital affair and the possible breaches in national security.

    Let’s give a quick rundown of what happened for those of you who don’t know what’s going with David Petraeus, Paula Broadwell, Jill Kelley, the CIA, the FBI, and the sex they were all having together (allegedly, I should say that for legal reasons).

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    November 16, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 0