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  • Jennifer Lawrence & Her Butt Plugs

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    J-Law loves butt plugs

    Last night on Conan, Jennifer Lawrence revealed that if she wasn’t an Academy Award winning actress she’d probably be a hotel maid because she loves snoop through people’s stuff.

    This revelation then led her to talk about the time a hotel maid discovered her massive collection of butt plugs.

    Let’s watch Jennifer Lawrence talk about her butt plugs:

    RIGHT…A JOKE…

    I wonder what the joke was…

    I’d like to believe that Jennifer Lawrence was complaining to some friends about how difficult it is to find a man that would have anal sex with her since winning an Oscar so they decided to get her butt plugs so that she can pleasure herself anally without depending on men.

    Ultimately, the thing with joke gifts is that unless they are promptly thrown away, they end up getting used in secret. I know this because the bottle of Jizz Lube I gave to a friend as a joke seems to get emptier and emptier every time I see it…even though he claims that it’s “just a joke”. So Jennifer Lawrence might have received a bunch of butt plugs as a joke but I’m willing to bet an Academy Award that she’s used them.

    Now would you please excuse me? I need to become a maid at a fancy hotel for celebrities so I can get the dirt on what sex toys they travel with.

    December 19, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 3760

  • The Jizz Lube Review

    About a month ago, XRBrands announced a brand new cum scented lube called JIZZ.

    Naturally, the internet jumped on JIZZ because a cum scented lube makes everyone do a double take. I was going to write about JIZZ when it was first announced, but I quickly realized that my post about JIZZ would just fall by the wayside along with everyone else’s posts that basically say, “Hey! Look at this crazy lube. Isn’t it crazy?”

    So I got in touch with the good people at XRBrands and they were nice enough to send me four bottles of JIZZ. 

    Unfortunately, I am the King Midas of cum. That means everything I touch becomes cum scented. I’ve been told that if I were to wash my beautiful, soft hands just once I wouldn’t leave a cum scent on everything I touch. But it’s 2013, shouldn’t there be an app that removes the cum scent from my body?

    Knowing that I would be unfazed by a cum scented lube, I gave a bottle of JIZZ lube to my good friend and basketball teammate Wallace Rasheed. He was nice enough to write about his experience with XRBrands’ JIZZ lube so here now is Wallace Rasheed’s JIZZ lube review. Take it away ‘Sheed.

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    October 15, 2013 • Reviews, Toys • Views: 2584