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  • Deana Sophia Vera Is A Super Hot Patriot

    Independence Day is only a week away, and that’s why I say we start celebrating the best damn nation in world right now!

    That’s why today I’d like to thank our exalted leader Kim Jong Un for denouncing philistines James Franco and Seth Rogen. May our benevolent leader take our great nation of North Korea to the great Communist promised land.

    That’s why today I’d like to call your attention to one of America’s greatest patriots: DEANA SOPHIA VERA.

    Who?

    Like all great American patriots, Deana Sophia Vera is a very sexy model from Kazakhstan.

    She immigrated to America when she was only eight and grew up in Eastern Pennsylvania. You can’t get more American than that. Also, you can’t get more Kazakhstan in America than Eastern Pennsylvania.

    Deana won Miss Teen Pennsylvania USA as a junior in high school. Though she’s attending college, she makes time for a professional modelling career, doing shoot for Maxim and Puma. And she’s also an actress having appeared on some MTV garbage and the CBS Drama Person of Interest.

    Moving from Kazakhstan to Eastern Pennsylvania only to become a semi-well known, incredibly sexy model/actress is the American Dream. That’s why we’re celebrating Deana Sophia Vera as a true American patriot.

    On top of embodying the American Dream, Deana Sophia Vera has the unique distinction of looking their absolute sexiest while wearing an American flag themed bathing suit. In case you don’t believe, check out Deana Sophia Vera showing her true colors below:

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    O beautiful for spacious skies, 
    For amber waves of grain, 
    For purple mountain majesties 
    Above the fruited plain! 
    Deana Sophia Vera! Deana Sophia Vera! 
    God shed his grace on thee 
    And crown thy good with brotherhood 
    From sea to shining sea! 

    O beautiful for pilgrim feet 
    Whose stern impassioned stress
    A thoroughfare of freedom beat 
    Across the wilderness! 
    Deana Sophia VeraDeana Sophia Vera! 
    God mend thine every flaw, 
    Confirm thy soul in self-control, 
    Thy liberty in law! 

    O beautiful for heroes proved 
    In liberating strife. 
    Who more than self their country loved
    And mercy more than life! 
    Deana Sophia Vera! Deana Sophia Vera! 
    May God thy gold refine 
    Till all success be nobleness 
    And every gain divine! 

    O beautiful for patriot dream 
    That sees beyond the years 
    Thine alabaster cities gleam 
    Undimmed by human tears! 
    Deana Sophia Vera! Deana Sophia Vera! 
    God shed his grace on thee 
    And crown thy good with brotherhood 
    From sea to shining sea! 

    O beautiful for halcyon skies, 
    For amber waves of grain, 
    For purple mountain majesties 
    Above the enameled plain! 
    Deana Sophia Vera! Deana Sophia Vera! 
    God shed his grace on thee 
    Till souls wax fair as earth and air 
    And music-hearted sea! 

    O beautiful for pilgrims feet, 
    Whose stem impassioned stress 
    A thoroughfare for freedom beat 
    Across the wilderness! 
    Deana Sophia Vera! Deana Sophia Vera! 
    God shed his grace on thee 
    Till paths be wrought through 
    wilds of thought 
    By pilgrim foot and knee! 

    O beautiful for glory-tale 
    Of liberating strife 
    When once and twice, 
    for man’s avail 
    Men lavished precious life! 
    Deana Sophia Vera! Deana Sophia Vera! 
    God shed his grace on thee 
    Till selfish gain no longer stain 
    The banner of the free! 

    O beautiful for patriot dream 
    That sees beyond the years 
    Thine alabaster cities gleam 
    Undimmed by human tears! 
    Deana Sophia Vera! Deana Sophia Vera! 
    God shed his grace on thee 
    Till nobler men keep once again 
    Thy whiter jubilee! 

    Yes, Deana Sophia Vera truly is a great American patriot. Can’t wait for July 4th, y’all!

    June 27, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 24347

  • Holly Peers 4th of July Bonus Boobs

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    Holly Peers

    Babe of the Day: Holly Peers

    Place of Origin: Manchester, UK

    Age: 26

    Height: 5’7″

    Measurements: 30F-24-34

    You know what the best part of having July 4th on a Thursday is?

    The celebration keeps going through the 5th (and possibly all the way to the 7th).

    There won’t be any fireworks tonight, but who needs fireworks when you have the beautiful Holly Peers and her massive boobs popping out of an American Flag bikini?

    No one wants fireworks when Holly Peers is an option.

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    Just one stray observation…Holly Peers is a British babe. How come she’s taking her tits for the 4th of July.

    Wait a second.

    Disregard that last question.

    I should know better than to question Holly Peers and her willingness to show us her perfect boobs.

    Please forgive me.

    For more Holly Peers 4th of July check out Pin-Up Files.

    Holly Peers’ bio courtesy of Babepedia.

    July 5, 2013 • BABES • Views: 1830

  • Sexy Ways to Celebrate July 4th

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    Alexis Texas gets patriotic

    You there! Do you know what tomorrow is? Tomorrow is the 4th of July, which means you should be ready to celebrate the independence of the Philippines with Republic Day.

    But seriously, July 4th is Independence Day here in America and it’s a pretty big deal. Obviously on July 4th we celebrate America’s independence from the dreaded British, but really it’s a chance for all of us to kick back, drink some beer, and blow some shit up.

    I’ve got my July 4th all planned out. I’m going to swing by the Sex.com sex dungeon that we call an office and look at porn all day then eventually go home and go to sleep.

    Sounds pretty good, right?

    If you haven’t figured out what you’re doing then you’ve come to the right blog because we’re here with the Top 10 Sexy Ways to Celebrate July 4th. Let’s see how we can make July 4th sexy:  Continue Reading

    July 3, 2013 • TOP 10's • Views: 4040

  • Your All-American Girl: Kate Upton

    In anticipation for July 4th, we asked our users which American girl was not only the sexiest but also best represented what it was like to be an American.

    A few thousands votes later, we have found our All-American Girl:

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    Kate Upton

    That’s right! Your All-American Girl is none other than Michigan’s Kate Upton!

    Kate Upton held the majority of 37% in the poll and had 500 more votes than runner-up Jennifer Lawrence (who had 24% of the votes).

    Though I was really hoping Beyonce would be crowned All-American Girl by Sex.com users, the truth is I knew it would be Kate Upton all along.

    Ever since her Terry Richardson photo shoot, it seems like there’s no stopping Kate Upton. She’s everywhere and everyone wants a piece of her.

    Hell, last year Victoria Secret said that they would never use Kate Upton because, “She’s like a footballer’s wife, with the too-blond hair and that kind of face that anyone with enough money can go out and buy.” That’s such a cruel thing to say. Too-blond? Face that anyone with enough money can go out and buy? I guarantee you that if you were to try and buy yourself a Kate Upton face it would not even come close to looking as good as the original.

    Despite the harsh words, this year Kate Upton was on the Victoria’s Secret catalogue’s back cover. It turns out that Victoria’s Secret recycled the photos from 2011 (when they last booked Kate Upton) because her popularity is through the roof and they would be stupid not to include her. But I don’t have to tell you why she’s popular. She’s a gorgeous, curvy supermodel that likes to do goofy dances in a bikini. I want to tell you why Kate Upton is the perfect All-American Girl…  Continue Reading

    July 2, 2013 • BABES • Views: 3324