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  • Sex.com PSA: Don’t Upload The Leaked Celebrity Pictures To Our Site

    Now that the dust is settling on the leaked celebrity pictures scandal, we have something to request of our users: STOP UPLOADING THE LEAKED CELEBRITY PICTURES.

    Initially, we were swept up in the excitement, like all of you. Can you blame us? We’re all voyeurs at heart. And did you ever really think that you’d see the personal nude pictures of Jennifer Lawrence, Kate Upton, Kirsten Dunst and more? We certainly didn’t. As time passes and the leaked celebrity pictures keep popping up on our site, we need to ask you to stop uploading the leaked celebrity pictures to Sex.com.

    Why should you stop uploading the leaked celebrity pictures to Sex.com? Isn’t Sex.com the place where all the best site on the internet to see nude pictures? Well it is. But there’s so much porn on the internet that you could just as easily look at some other nude pictures that aren’t leaked celebrity pictures.

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    September 3, 2014 • Sex, Sex News, Site News, Stuff • Views: 9139

  • Jennifer Lawrence, Kirsten Dunst, Kate Upton and more nudes leaked on Reddit

    HAPPY FREAKING LABOR DAY EVERYONE!

    Why am I so happy to be working on a Sunday night of a long weekend? It’s because we are currently experiencing the biggest celebrity leaked nudes bonanza of all time!

    Move over Weekend Free Porn Playlist! We’ve got something else to fap to now!

    A 4chan user claims to have released nude photos of several female celebrities in what seems like the biggest heist of celebrity nude pictures of all time. The hacker has leaked photos of Jennifer Lawrence, Kate Upton, Kirsten Dunst, Victoria Justice, McKayla Maroney and more.

    Jennifer Lawrence’s representation has confirmed that the leaked nude images of JLaw, that were once safely stored on her iCloud account, are in fact the real deal.

    “This is a flagrant violation of privacy,” the spokesperson told HuffPost Entertainment. “The authorities have been contacted and will prosecute anyone who posts the stolen photos of Jennifer Lawrence.”

    Oh…

    Oh shit…

    Shit.

    Ok. Well, I can only imagine how good Jennifer Lawrence’s lawyers are. She’s the most bankable female star in Hollywood right now. Her lawyers must be rabid dogs when it comes to litigation.

    Normally I’d do everything in my power to share these leaked nudes of Jennifer Lawrence, Kirsten Dunst, Kate Upton, Victoria Justice and McKayla Maroney with you, but this time I’m going to save my own ass.

    Lame, I know. But what’s more important than you having something to masturbate to? Me staying out of jail. I feel like my knowledge of how to give great blowjobs would really work against me if I were to go to jail. Just a funny feeling I have…

    But you never know. Maybe someone’s already pinned Jennifer Lawrence’s leaked nudes as well as Kirsten Dunst’s leaked nudes and Kate Upton’s leaked nudes and Victoria Justice’s leaked nudes and McKayla Maroney’s leaked nudes and a bunch of other hot celebrity leaked nudes?

    Why not check the main site to find out?

    - Jennifer Lawrence nude pictures on Sex.com

    - Kirsten Dunst nude pictures on Sex.com

    - Kate Upton nude pictures on Sex.com

    - Victoria Justice nude pictures on Sex.com

    - McKayla Maroney’s nude pictures on Sex.com

    - All celebrity nude pictures on Sex.com

    You might also have some luck on Reddit. Click here to get your magic pin buttons ready.

    Look, I’m sorry I had to chicken out about sharing all these leaked nudes but I really do not want to go to jail. Some brave soul certainly has the balls (or the lack of foresight) to share all the leaked nudes! Just keep scrolling!

    The hacker claims to have plenty more celebrity nude pictures and videos. He’s just waiting for someone to pony up with some cash rather than release them for free and go to jail for it.

    Here’s the list of celebrities we can maybe expect to see nude in the near future:

    celebgate Jennifer Lawrence, Kirsten Dunst, Kate Upton and more nudes leaked on Reddit

    via the Daily Dot

    “This might be the best but also the saddest day in /b/’s history,” commented one random 4chan user in one of the threads. “We’ve been teased with all of these glorious pics. BUT there’s lot’s of videos out there, and I have a feeling that we will never get our hands on them because the dude is a hero but simultaneously a greedy hero. Think about it.. There’s 60~ [Lawrence] vids out there that you might or might not see. It’s going to haunt you forever.”

    Good thing tomorrow’s a holiday because no one would get any work done tomorrow anyway. Everyone would just be scrambling for a chance to see Jennifer Lawrence nude, Kate Upton nude, Kirsten Dunst nude, Olivia Munn nude, Selena Gomez nude and the list just keeps going on and on and on.

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    August 31, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 58424

  • What’s the Sexiest Career? Poll Results

    Our latest poll asked the question: What’s the Sexiest Career?

    We gave you a whole big list of possible selections.  The top ranked careers shouldn’t come as too much of a surprise, since they are careers that are very well-represented in the adult industry/porn fantasies/regular fantasies.

    Interestingly enough, the closing of the poll coincides with National Teacher Appreciation Week, which runs the week of May 5th every year.   Either y’all voters are smart geniuses, or we happened to coincidentally close the poll during Teacher Appreciation week.  It was a total coincidence, I promise!

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    May 7, 2014 • Polls, Sex News • Views: 21275

  • Kate Upton Wants Smaller Boobs And That Makes Us Sad.

    Guys. I don’t want to live on this planet any more now that busty babe Kate Upton has gone on record saying that she doesn’t like her boobs and wishes that they were smaller.

    Here’s what Kate Upton had to say about her boobs in a recent interview with The Sun:

    I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life as I love to wear spaghetti tops braless or go for the smallest bikini designs.

    Every single day, I’m like, ‘Oh, man, it would be so much easier,’ especially if people didn’t constantly bring them up.

    If only they were a little more like… earrings. If I could just take them off like they were clip-ons.

    That’s just a GD shame.

    Honestly, I don’t see why Kate Upton can’t wear spaghetti tops bareless or go for the smallest bikini designs. If Kate Upton should wear whatever she wants, especially clothing that has a high percentage of nip slip possibilities.

    That said, I totally understand why Kate Upton would start to hate her boobs if people are always constantly bringing them up. So if you like Kate Upton’s boobs, don’t bring them up to Kate Upton. Though I highly doubt you’ll ever get the opportunity, just as a rule don’t do it.

    All in all, it really sucks that Kate Upton wants her boobs to be smaller, but I don’t think she realizes that her boobs aren’t solely hers. They’re the world’s. Hell, without those massive boobs would Kate Upton be where she is today? Dating professional athletes, travelling all around the world, starring in movies, that lifestyle is courtesy of Kate Upton’s boobs. So the least Kate can do is respect what got her here in the first place.

    I say we just sit tight and hope that Kate Upton doesn’t do anything drastic like get a breast reduction surgery. In the meantime, let’s check out some Kate Upton boob GIFs:

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    It would be a crime against nature if those boobs got smaller. C’mon, Kate. Don’t let the world down. At least that’s what I think…what do you think about Kate Upton’s boobs?

    April 15, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 47540

  • Babes Wearing Towels Top 10

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    Miranda Kerr wears a towel

    Fashion photographer Mario Testino has been taking behind the scenes pictures of the world’s top models on his Instagram for a while now and spawned the “Towel Series”. As the name might suggest, the “Towel Series” features some of the world’s top models wearing nothing but robes and towels. Following it has made me realize that a towel is one of the hottest things a woman can wear.

    While I still have a lot of love for women who wear lingerie, crop-tops, comfortable clothes, and fur coats, the simplicity of the towel look is quickly becoming another favorite look of mine.

    Fashion Gone Rogue has a review of Mario Testino’s Towel Series, featuring beauties like Kate Upton, Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel, and more so check it out here: Mario Testino’s Towel Series.

    But those are some of the hottest women in the world. Anything they wear immediately becomes super hot.

    To really show you how hot just wearing a towel is, I’ve created this Babes Wearing Towels Top 10 for you to truly understand the sex appeal of just wearing a towel.  Continue Reading

    February 21, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, TOP 10's • Views: 12987

  • Kate Upton’s Boobs In Zero Gravity

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    Have you ever wondered what boobs might look like in zero gravity?

    If a lifetime of looking at boobs has taught me anything, it’s that boobs always look great. Why would the absence of gravity affect the awesomeness of boobs? If anything, they’ll be even better because they’ll be free to move in ways we never thought possible before.  Continue Reading

    February 18, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Sex News • Views: 3157

  • The Sexiest Body Types For Women

    0507 The Sexiest Body Types For Women

    Big fake boobs are out

    A decade ago, one in eight women said that they aspired to have a “pornstar body”.

    That means big fake boobs, thin waist, exaggerated ass, etc. You’ve all seen pornstars before, you know what I mean.

    A new study has found that women aren’t aspiring to have the pornstar body anymore. Only one in two hundred women said that they still want to the big boobs and minuscule waist.

    Young women are saying that the pornstar body is “tacky and dated” and describing it as “overhyped, oversexed and demeaning”.

    This image of pornstars (I’m talking huge boobs, blonde hair, and tiny waist) is even dated within the adult industry. In fact, if you were to calculate the average of every pornstar in the adult industry to create the “generic pornstar” you would get a brunette with size 34B boobs. But you can read more about that in this article:

    What Can We Learn From 10,000 Pornstars?

    In addition to rejecting the pornstar body, more women are finding the plus-sized look or BBW‘s more attractive (up from 1.5% to 3%) and they’re also rejecting the super thin Kate Moss-look. Only 7% feel the pin-thin figure is attractive.

    So with the pornstar body and super-thin figure falling out of favor and the plus-sized body slowly gaining ground, what body types do women find the most attractive?

    There are two:

    1. Fit not thin
    2. The “Soft Body”

    What exactly are the features of these two new sexiest body types? Well, allow me to explain them to you.  Continue Reading

    October 10, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 2896

  • New Kate Upton Lingerie Porn

    Based on the last hour, this Friday is looking like a slow sex and porn news day.

    Thankfully, Kate Upton has some sexy new lingerie porn pictures. That’s news right? Sure. Why not.

    Kate Upton lingerie porn is the most important piece of news you’re going to see all day:

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    Thank God for Kate Upton. Everything she does counts as news.

    September 6, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 874

  • Your All-American Girl: Kate Upton

    In anticipation for July 4th, we asked our users which American girl was not only the sexiest but also best represented what it was like to be an American.

    A few thousands votes later, we have found our All-American Girl:

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    That’s right! Your All-American Girl is none other than Michigan’s Kate Upton!

    Kate Upton held the majority of 37% in the poll and had 500 more votes than runner-up Jennifer Lawrence (who had 24% of the votes).

    Though I was really hoping Beyonce would be crowned All-American Girl by Sex.com users, the truth is I knew it would be Kate Upton all along.

    Ever since her Terry Richardson photo shoot, it seems like there’s no stopping Kate Upton. She’s everywhere and everyone wants a piece of her.

    Hell, last year Victoria Secret said that they would never use Kate Upton because, “She’s like a footballer’s wife, with the too-blond hair and that kind of face that anyone with enough money can go out and buy.” That’s such a cruel thing to say. Too-blond? Face that anyone with enough money can go out and buy? I guarantee you that if you were to try and buy yourself a Kate Upton face it would not even come close to looking as good as the original.

    Despite the harsh words, this year Kate Upton was on the Victoria’s Secret catalogue’s back cover. It turns out that Victoria’s Secret recycled the photos from 2011 (when they last booked Kate Upton) because her popularity is through the roof and they would be stupid not to include her. But I don’t have to tell you why she’s popular. She’s a gorgeous, curvy supermodel that likes to do goofy dances in a bikini. I want to tell you why Kate Upton is the perfect All-American Girl…  Continue Reading

    July 2, 2013 • BABES • Views: 3514

  • Kate Upton sells you a Mercedes

    Kate Upton took over 2012 her bikini dancing was made into a GIF. But can she sustain her reign through 2013? Let’s watch a preview for her new Mercedes-Benz Superbowl ad.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=uPq7jVGPs3g

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    January 23, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 561