HAPPY FREAKING LABOR DAY EVERYONE!
Why am I so happy to be working on a Sunday night of a long weekend? It’s because we are currently experiencing the biggest celebrity leaked nudes bonanza of all time!
Move over Weekend Free Porn Playlist! We’ve got something else to fap to now!
A 4chan user claims to have released nude photos of several female celebrities in what seems like the biggest heist of celebrity nude pictures of all time. The hacker has leaked photos of Jennifer Lawrence, Kate Upton, Kirsten Dunst, Victoria Justice, McKayla Maroney and more.
Jennifer Lawrence’s representation has confirmed that the leaked nude images of JLaw, that were once safely stored on her iCloud account, are in fact the real deal.
“This is a flagrant violation of privacy,” the spokesperson told HuffPost Entertainment. “The authorities have been contacted and will prosecute anyone who posts the stolen photos of Jennifer Lawrence.”
Ok. Well, I can only imagine how good Jennifer Lawrence’s lawyers are. She’s the most bankable female star in Hollywood right now. Her lawyers must be rabid dogs when it comes to litigation.
Normally I’d do everything in my power to share these leaked nudes of Jennifer Lawrence, Kirsten Dunst, Kate Upton, Victoria Justice and McKayla Maroney with you, but this time I’m going to save my own ass.
Lame, I know. But what’s more important than you having something to masturbate to? Me staying out of jail. I feel like my knowledge of how to give great blowjobs would really work against me if I were to go to jail. Just a funny feeling I have…
But you never know. Maybe someone’s already pinned Jennifer Lawrence’s leaked nudes as well as Kirsten Dunst’s leaked nudes and Kate Upton’s leaked nudes and Victoria Justice’s leaked nudes and McKayla Maroney’s leaked nudes and a bunch of other hot celebrity leaked nudes?
Why not check the main site to find out?
– Jennifer Lawrence nude pictures on Sex.com
– Kirsten Dunst nude pictures on Sex.com
– Kate Upton nude pictures on Sex.com
– Victoria Justice nude pictures on Sex.com
– McKayla Maroney’s nude pictures on Sex.com
– All celebrity nude pictures on Sex.com
You might also have some luck on Reddit. Click here to get your magic pin buttons ready.
Look, I’m sorry I had to chicken out about sharing all these leaked nudes but I really do not want to go to jail. Some brave soul certainly has the balls (or the lack of foresight) to share all the leaked nudes! Just keep scrolling!
The hacker claims to have plenty more celebrity nude pictures and videos. He’s just waiting for someone to pony up with some cash rather than release them for free and go to jail for it.
Here’s the list of celebrities we can maybe expect to see nude in the near future:
via the Daily Dot
“This might be the best but also the saddest day in /b/’s history,” commented one random 4chan user in one of the threads. “We’ve been teased with all of these glorious pics. BUT there’s lot’s of videos out there, and I have a feeling that we will never get our hands on them because the dude is a hero but simultaneously a greedy hero. Think about it.. There’s 60~ [Lawrence] vids out there that you might or might not see. It’s going to haunt you forever.”
Good thing tomorrow’s a holiday because no one would get any work done tomorrow anyway. Everyone would just be scrambling for a chance to see Jennifer Lawrence nude, Kate Upton nude, Kirsten Dunst nude, Olivia Munn nude, Selena Gomez nude and the list just keeps going on and on and on.