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  • The Sexiest Music Videos of 2014

    It’s not often that music videos turn us on because we don’t really watch music videos ever since MTV decided that it would exclusively air shitty reality TV. That said, there were a handful of music videos that were so sexy, they even caught the attention of sexy video snobs such as ourselves.

    So let’s review the sexiest music videos of 2014, because why the fuck not?

    Our advice when watching the sexiest music videos of 2014 is to put the video on mute, play some music that you like because though the visuals are appealing, most of these songs are actually terrible.

    Alright, now that you’ve heard our disclaimer, let’s see the sexiest music videos of 2014.  Continue Reading

    December 18, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 6888

  • Katy Perry Fingerbangs Anna Kendrick…

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    Grammys cleavage! Somebody get Katy Perry!

    ‘s cleavage.

    GOTCHA!

    But man, after hearing about the interaction between Kary Perry and Anna Kendrick at the Grammys, I certainly wish I could have been Katy Perry’s fingers that night.

    Kendrick described her Katy Perry sex-sperience (new word, deal with it) as a guest on the Conan show.  As you might expect, Conan was fairly interested in getting a detailed account of what exactly occurred.  Here’s the clip!

    Sounds like a pretty interesting night.  I can’t wait until next year’s Grammys where I am predicting that I will be one of Katy Perry or Anna Kendrick’s dates.  I’ll keep you posted on how that works out.

    Now, we never like to condone forced down-the-front-of-dress cleavage fingerbangs, but since these two ladies seem to be on such good, friendly terms, we’ll let it fly this time.

    Kendrick ‘blames’ the fingerbanging on the dress that she was wearing, but doesn’t seem particularly upset – in fact, she stated that she would have been sad if nobody had taken the initiative and stuck their fingers down there.

    So I think we can all agree that this was a wondrous miracle act that benefitted humanity as a whole.

    So here’s my first question, which is extremely important: did anyone get any film or picture of this interaction?

    Second question, which is certainly as important as the first one:  was the act reciprocated?

    January 29, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 3880

  • Katy Perry’s Boobiful GQ Pictures

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    Katy Perry

    I’ll admit it, I’m a huge Katy Perry fan.

    It’s not just that she takes clichés and turns them into song lyrics. It’s not just that she’s  spreading a message of female empowerment.

    No, what makes me a Katy Perry fan is her big, beautiful breasts that she’s so happy to display for all her fans to enjoy.

    I had lost faith in Katy when she started dating Russell Brand and then I totally wrote her off when she started dating John Mayer. However, Katy’s redeemed herself by exposing some serious cleavage on the February 2014 issue of GQ.

    Let’s take a good long look at Katy Perry’s cleavage courtesy of GQContinue Reading

    January 21, 2014 • BABES • Views: 1789