On Friday, the New York Times featured a first-person essay penned by none other than superstar adult performer Kayden Kross, chronicling her journey from a 21-year old stripper to present day where Kross is now a mother and engaged to male pornstar Manuel Ferrara.
Anyone who knows Kayden Kross knows that she’s an exceptionally talented writer. Her firsthand account of coming up in the porn industry in the interest of “securing her security” only to find love and family is fascinating and eloquent. And it’s her eloquence that allows her to be didactic without being heavy-handed. There are lessons to be learned from Kayden Kross’ New York Times piece, titled “For Kayden Kross, the Family Business Happens to Be Porn“, and to make sure you’ve spotted her lessons, we’ve highlighted them below
8. Got loans to pay off? Start stripping!
7. Despite the submissive and subservient roles women play, women usually make more money than the men (unlike any other industry).
6. Even pornstars can fall in love with a kiss.
5. Even pornstars get jealous when their partner shoots with someone else
4. Even pornstars want to settle down.
3. Family = compromise.
For Kayden Kross that means opting out of her lucrative contract, working exlcusively with Manuel Ferrara and other women (whereas Manuel gets to work with tons of other women), working less and caring primarily for their daughter.
2. It doesn’t matter if you lose your lover’s attention on a porn shoot to a fellow pornstar.
It’s no different than any other kind of cheating. Relationships unravel in mysterious ways when you’re not looking…even in you’re a pornstar.
1. Maintaining your love is all you can hope to do, no matter what life throws your way.
Well guys, we did it! Porn GIFs are officially the most popular GIFs on the internet!
Whenever I think of popular GIFs, I think of cats falling off windowsills, cats getting flung off ceiling fans, cats coming up short on big jumps, and so on and so forth.
Yes, with the wide variety of GIFs on the internet, it seemed unlikely that Porn GIFs would take the top spot.
How did we find out that porn GIFs are the most popular GIFs on the internet?
Well, a little website called TheWorstDrug.com “scrapes” the internet for the most shared GIFs on the internet on a daily basis. It just so happens that the 99% of the most shared GIFs on the internet are porn GIFs!
Incredible. Thank you TheWorstDrug.com for letting us know that everyone loves to share porn GIFs. In celebration of this new achievement in Porn GIF-ery, here are a bunch of our favorite porn GIFs. Let’s try and get them on TheWorstDrug.com y’all! Continue Reading
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, democracy simply doesn’t work!
I was thinking of letting you vote for your favorite babes of 2013, but then I got to thinking that a better indication of the most popular babes of 2013 would be to just look at which babes had the most views throughout the year.
It’s like voting, but you weren’t conscious of it.
Anyways, let’s see the Top 10 Babes of the Year 2013! Continue Reading
As I mentioned in today’s Best Sex Links, today is Veteran’s Day.
We’ve already observed a moment of silence to commemorate the sacrifices men and women have made from around the world for this country. But since this Sex.com, the best damn free porn site you’ll ever visit, we’d also like to commemorate the sexiness of a woman in uniform with a Top 10.
Another top 10 of sexy military women? Yeah, I didn’t think you’d mind. Enjoy our 2nd annual Veteran’s Day Top 10 featuring 10 very sexy military women (aka hot chicks with guns or hot chicks undressing out of their uniforms)! Continue Reading
GREAT NEWS! You can now have sex with Joanna Angel!
Finally! The day we’ve all been waiting for is here.
BASKETBALL IS BACK!
Will the Rockets be a contender now that they’ve added big man Dwight Howard?
Can Damien Lillard build off his hot rookie season or is he headed for a sophomore slump?
How much does Tim Duncan have left in the tank?
Can the Pistons make the playoffs with a team that has a surplus of size and not enough shooting?
Will Kevin Garnett and Carmelo Anthony kill each other now that they’re both in New York (Brooklyn Nets and New York Knicks respectively)?
Are the Miami Heat going to win a third straight NBA Championship?
So many questions and none of them will be answered until the end of the 2014 season in April. What can we do to pass the time? How about looking at the Top 10 Sexiest NBA Fans? Why not, right? If these girls don’t get you excited for the new NBA season, maybe basketball isn’t your thing. At least you get to see some sexy NBA-loving babes!
Ok. Here we go. The TOP 10 Sexiest NBA Fans. Continue Reading
I’m not sure if this is good news or bad news. It really depends on who you ask. It’s just news.
Kayden Kross is pregnant.
Do you guys remember when Dana Dearmond (@danadearmond) tweeted:
— Dana DeArmond ™ (@danadearmond) April 29, 2013
The hashtags and the time should be a dead giveaway that Dana Dearmond wasn’t being self-deprecating, she was taking a shot at Farrah Abraham.
Why would Dana Dearmond go after Farrah Abraham? Because Dana Dearmond is a pornstar and pornstars don’t like celebrities who make sex tapes.
Think about it. What if some pseudo-celebrity walked in to your place of work, did your job worse than you, but got tons of attention from everyone because they were doing your job and they got paid more than you. That would piss you off right? Well, that’s what happens when a celebrity makes a “sex tape”.
I empathize with the frustration over celebrity sex tapes because I too am fed up with celebrity sex tapes. Not because they devalue the jobs of hardworking pornstars, what gets me is the public deception and blatant lies that come with celebrity sex tapes.
Check out this excerpt from Farrah Abraham’s latest interview with Michael Musto: Continue Reading
Kayden Kross could easily be Babe of the Day any day of the year but today there were a couple of Kayden Kross power moves made.
Like anyone who has ever seen Kayden Kross, we’re huge fans of her so we had to make her Babe of the Day. Continue Reading