Yesterday, my esteemed colleague Gil Powers published a list of the nine things that should be banned from Instagram, believing that since people (specifically women) aren’t allowed to share their nipples on Instagram, these nine other erotically charged things should also be banned in the name of consistency.
Now, I understand that Gil was just using “irony” to point out the “hypocrisy” of Instagram’s no nipple policy (after he carefully explained what both those words meant), but does anyone really want to live in a world where cleavage and asses in yoga pants aren’t readily available on your smartphone?
Though truthfully, you wouldn’t be at a total loss for hot cleavage pics and asses in yoga pants on your smartphone if Instagram went totally psycho and banned all the good stuff because Sex.com’s mobile site could fill your need for erotic photos on your phone.
In spite of all the recent cracking down Instagram has been doing, Kelly Brook took to Instagram and shared a totally nude picture of herself. The only thing that’s keeping this thing on Instagram is the way her hair perfectly falls over the nipple.
So what say you now Gil? Do you still advocate the banning of sexually charged photos? Because if I were you I’d start eating my “irony” right about now.
I want to give this Kelly Brook Instagram an award of some kind.
It could be celebrated in so many ways that I don’t even know where to begin.
Instead, I’ll just let you guys decide.
Think of an award name and nominate Kelly Brook’s Instagram for your award and I’ll use it in the upcoming BABES ON INSTAGRAM post that will highlight all of Kelly Brook’s hottest Instagram pictures.
Extra points go to the people that take the time to explain why they like Kelly Brook.
Because who knows? Maybe she’ll see what you wrote and the award you gave her and maybe she’ll want to track you down and fuck you til your pelvis breaks?
To help inspire you, here are some of the hottest Kelly Brook pictures pinned to Sex.com. Thanks Sex.com-ers! Or shall I say…Sex.cummers? Ew gross. On to the sexy Kelly Brook pictures.
One Manchester man is learning that you have to watch what you say on the internet the hard way.
The Manchester man was just enjoying some new Kelly Brook lingerie pics that were posted by The Daily Mail when he felt a sudden urge to declare that Kelly Brook was so sexy he would gladly, “leave my wife and kids for one night with her.”
Another commenter responded, “I hope your wife reads this and the first thing you see when you wake up tomorrow is your belongings packed in a bin bag on the floor.”
Well internet, you got your wish. Unfortunately for the Manchester family man, his wife did see the comment. Here’s what she replied with: Continue Reading