I’ll always have a special place in my heart for UK glamor model Lacey Banghard. And no, it’s not because she pops up topless on my computer at least seven times a week.
I’ll always have a special place in my heart for Lacey Banghard because she simply has one of the funniest surnames of all time. BANGHARD? Are you serious? It always reminds me of Heather Graham’s character in the second Austin Powers movie, Felicity Shagwell.
I really hope that Lacey Banghard has reappropriated one of my favorite lines from that movie, “Shagwell by name, shag-very-well by reputation.” Except for Lacey would say, “Banghard by name, bang-very-hard by reputation.” How could you not love that?
Anyways, Lacey Banghard hooked up with Zoo Magazine to demonstrate how to take sexy selfies. Do people really need to be taught how to take sexy selfies? I mean, it’s seems pretty obvious to me. Take off most or all your clothes, point a camera at your partially or fully nude body, take a picture, have your life ruined when it leaks online. Of course people don’t need a lesson in taking sexy selfies, it’s just an excuse to look at the busty Lacey Banghard nude and in lingerie.
Personally, I would have preferred it if Zoo was just like, “Here is Lacey Banghard nude without any gimmicks!” because the video component of Lacey Banghard’s sexy selfies is really weird and uncomfortable. Watch it right now:
Ooof. That voice…I think my penis is back in hibernation.
But at least the pictures from Lacey Banghard’s sexy selfies are good! Let’s look at those right now.