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  • Stacy Martin Nudes From Nymphomaniac

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    Stacy Martin

    Lars Von Trier’s Nymphomaniac volumes 1 and 2 are supposed to be 242 minutes of raunchy sex. Normally I’d be first in line to see a movie all about sex, but knowing that it was directed by Lars Von Trier ultimately makes it not worth seeing because that dude is twisted.

    Dancer In The Dark made me want to kill myself and I had to gouge my eyes out after seeing Charlotte Gainsbourg’s amateur female circumcision in AntichristAfter watching those two agonizing Lars Von Trier movies, I’ve totally sworn off seeing any of his work, especially if it’s about sex. I would hate to have sex ruined for me just because some Danish director’s only way to cope with depression is by making movies.

    The only reason I ever even contemplated seeing Lars Von Trier’s Nymphomaniac was because I knew that the sexy actress Stacy Martin would be making her big nude debut. However, I quickly realized that though Stacy Martin is the new girl on the block, she’s sexy enough that someone will endure the pain of watching Nymphomaniac while taking screen caps of every moment where Stacy Martin appears nude.

    And I’m happy to say that the internet did not let us down! Someone out there actually watched Nymphomaniac and managed to get all of Stacy Martin’s nude and sex scenes. So let’s all take a moment to thank the internet for making it possible to see Stacy Martin nude without having to watch this terrible movie.  Continue Reading

    April 3, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 18619

  • The Outrageousness Of Interracial Threesomes

    Peter Debruge, Variety‘s chief international film critic, just reviewed Lars Von Trier’s psycho-sexual melodrama Nymphomaniac. Now any review of a 3-hour sex epic is going to come out a little weird but there’s something that Peter Debruge said in his review that raised my eyebrows.

     

    He wrote:

    If “Nymphomaniac” feels somewhat tame by comparison, that is surely a reflection of the compromised edit, considering the controversial elements Jo experiments with in the second half: sadomasochism, pedophilia, homosexuality and, most outrageously, a mixed-race three-way. (Any who doubt whether von Trier wants audiences to laugh at the absurdity of it all need only consider the sight of Jo, looking bewildered in a cheap hotel, framed by two visibly excited black suitors.) And yet, the director still intends to scandalize, serving up such images as labia that “open” to reveal an eye and a metal rod inserted into a woman’s genitals.

    So what raised my eyebrows was Debruge saying, “…and, most outrageously, a mixed-race three-way.

    Now this could be Pete Debruge referencing the outrageousness of the interracial threesome within the context of the film. I don’t know, I haven’t seen Nymphomaniac. Charlotte Gainsbourg in an interracial threesome sure sounds outrageous but the way he phrased sure sounds like he’s passing a judgement on interracial threesomes.

    Personally, I couldn’t care less about a person’s race. If they’re hot, they’re hot. And every race has their fair share of hotties. If they happen to be of a different race and they want to bring a friend into the mix, well that’s even better. What’s so outrageous about interracial threesomes?

    But then again, I work for Sex.com. I might be totally desensitized to the outrageousness of interracial threesomes because I see at five or six every single day. Given my desensitized view on sex, I’m curious to know what you guys think the most outrageous sex act is.

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    In Mr. Debruge’s defense, sex in general is pretty outrageous. I know I’m always like, “You want me to put my penis where? Yo, that is crazy!

    But in all seriousness, facials are pretty outrageous. Even if you have perfect cumshot etiquette, it’s super weird once you’re done.

    December 17, 2013 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 3289

  • Celebrities Have Real Sex in Nymphomaniac Trailer

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    Charlotte Gainsbourg in Nymphomaniac

    I’m going to start by saying that I don’t like Lars Von Trier. His films are able to cut straight to my core, leaving me depressed and disturbed. With that said, I am hesitantly looking forward to his latest movie Nymphomaniac.

    Though I’m sure that Nymphomaniac will be an emotionally draining watch and could likely turn me off sex for a while, at least we’ll get wild sex scenes from stars Charlotte Gainsbourg and Uma Thurman, plus the acting and sex scenes debuts of babes Mia Goth and Stacy Martin.

    Just watch the trailer and you can decide for yourself whether or not you want to endure the hardship of a Lars Von Trier film for the sake of graphic Charlotte Gainsbourg, Uma Thurman, Mia Goth, Stacy Martin, Shia Labeouf, Christian Slater, and Willem Dafoe sex scenes.

    Nymphomaniac Official Trailer from Zentropa on Vimeo.

    Yikes.

    Yes, there will definitely be sex but it also looks very brutal.

    Screen Daily is reporting that there are two versions of Nymphomaniac coming soon. The shorter, 4-hour cut of Nymphomaniac will be released in Denmark on Christmas Day and then internationally in the early part of 2014. The longer and more sexually explicit (i.e. more close-ups of genitals) 5.5 hour cut of Nymphomaniac will be released a few months later in 2014.

    It’s probably going to be a masterpiece, but do you really have time to watch a 4 to 5.5 hour long art-house porn movie that will leave you depressed and hating sex?

    I know I don’t. No word on whether or not Von Trier plans to make a third cut featuring just the sexy celebrities having sex and none of the depressing stuff in between, but I’m sure the internet will take care of that once the film is released.

    And just so you know, when asked about the sex scenes in Nymphomaniac, producer Louise Vesth said, “We shot the actors pretending to have sex and then had the body doubles, who really did have sex, and in post we will digital-impose the two. So above the waist it will be the star and below the waist it will be the doubles.”

    So unfortunately, these sexy celebrities aren’t really having sex but it’s pretty damn close.

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    Shia Labeouf and Mia Goth in Nymphomaniac

    November 25, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 7068