• That Porn Star Janice Griffith Who Got Thrown Off a Roof by a Millionaire is Now Suing

    A little while ago, Chico Dusty did a post about a douchebag millionaire named Dan Bilzerian who threw an adult actress named Janice Griffith off the roof of his mansion.  I know that he is a douche bag for the following reasons:

    a) he threw a woman off of his roof,

    b) he has self-declared himself as “Instagram’s Biggest Playboy.”

    Those are the two reasons I got, but that’s enough for me!

    Anyways, Mr. Instagram Playboy himself might need to direct some of his hard earned cash towards a new lawsuit surrounding his insane actions.  Like any court case, there’s two sides of the argument.  Janice Griffith claims that Bilzerian was negligent and threw her off of his roof, breaking her foot.  He, on the other hand, claims that it was part of a photo shoot, and that the magazine should be held accountable for any legal issues.


    Unfortunately, the legal defence of “I’m a rich guy, I can do whatever I want!” usually manages to convince judges, so we’ll probably see the case get ‘thrown out’ or settled out-of-court.  Bilzerian’s legal team did manage to fit a couple somewhat funny one-liners into their defence statement, though it’s not exactly professional.  The statement reads (as directed towards Janice Griffith):

    “Like your client, the facts of the claim won’t quite fly.”

    Janice Griffith, on the other hand, is claiming damages for the broken foot she received as a result of the ill-thought-out stunt.  I guess she should have known that dudes who build empires off internet poker are usually scraggly nerds who sit in front of computers every day, and probably aren’t strong enough to throw a grown women (despite the fact that she is porn categorized as petite) off a roof and into a pool.  I’m not necessarily implying that all dudes who sit in front of computers all day are scraggly nerds, because that’s my job, and I’ll have you know that I’m an OVERWEIGHT nerd.  So there.

    Check out our previous post to watch the video footage again – pretend you’re the poor judge who will have to solemnly shake their head while wondering to themselves ‘I became a judge so I could bring justice to the world.  How did I end up presiding over these bumbling morons?”

    Ultimately, this seems like one of those classic American small claims battles.  Janice Griffith will end up with some spending money out of Bilzerian’s pocket, he’ll continue to be a millionaire who can throw women off of buildings, we’ll forget any of this happened, and the American legal system will continue to be a farce.

    via ITB

    May 21, 2014 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights, Pornstars, Sex News • Views: 30663

  • Oral and Anal Sex Finally Legal In Virginia!


    Virginia is also for hustlers, cause hustlers get it back

    Since 1969, everyone’s known that Virginia is for lovers, which is strange because  blowjobs, cunnilingus, and anal sex were illegal up until yesterday.

    I guess the slogan should have been “Virginia is for boring lovers”.

    Virginia’s House of Delegates passed a bill yesterday that will eliminate a ban on oral and anal sex that’s been around since 1950.

    The old ban states:

    A. If any person carnally knows in any manner any brute animal, or carnally knows any male or female person by the anus or by or with the mouth, or voluntarily submits to such carnal knowledge, he or she shall be guilty of a Class 6 felony, except as provided in subsection B.

    B. Any person who performs or causes to be performed cunnilingus, fellatio, anilingus or anal intercourse upon or by his daughter or granddaughter, son or grandson, brother or sister, or father or mother is guilty of a Class 5 felony. However, if a parent or grandparent commits any such act with his child or grandchild and such child or grandchild is at least 13 but less than 18 years of age at the time of the offense, such parent or grandparent is guilty of a Class 3 felony.

    C. For the purposes of this section, parent includes step-parent, grandparent includes step-grandparent, child includes step-child and grandchild includes step-grandchild.

    A felony! Up until yesterday, blowjobs, cunnilingus, and anal sex were almost as bad as murder, kidnapping, and treason. It is  Even married couples couldn’t enjoy oral and anal sex.

    The law has been under fire since the 2003 Supreme Court ruling Lawrence v. Texaswhich held that any state could not ban private non-commercial sex between two consenting adults. But that didn’t stop Virginia’s legislators from killing any updates to the bill until yesterday.

    Though I’m happy for what this bill represents, I can’t imagine that the law had ever been enforced. Like did police ever burst into a bedroom to arrest a couple for anal sex when really the guy was just trying to find the pussy but poked the ass accidentally?

    So if you’re in Virginia, please celebrate your new found sexual freedom by going down on somebody or giving up the butt!

    Though since you’ve probably never had oral or anal sex because you’re a law-abiding Virginia, you might want to read these:

    How To Have Anal Sex

    Top 10 Tips For A Great Blowjob

    How To Give Women Better Head

    via The Washington Post

    March 7, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 2501

  • The Weirdest Sex Laws in the USA

    God Bless America

    God Bless America

    Is your sex life against the law?

    I hope for your own sake that it’s not because anyone who gets convicted of a sexual crime goes to prison with a big bullseye on their back. Seriously, people convicted of sexual crimes are fair game to be beaten to death in prison.

    You may think your sex life is perfectly legal, but iO9 painstakingly reviewed all the laws and made this map of weirdest sex laws in the United States. Please review to ensure that your sex life isn’t illegal:  Continue Reading

    December 17, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 2020

  • Should Revenge Porn Be Illegal Everywhere?

    revenge porn

    Revenge Porn

    Last week, a bill that would make revenge porn illegal in the state of California advanced through the state legislature.

    Revenge porn is already illegal in New Jersey and it’s the only state in the Union with such a law.

    The issue of revenge porn is drawing lots of attention to itself and I’m wondering if revenge porn should be illegal everywhere?  Continue Reading

    September 6, 2013 • Polls • Views: 1748