Move over Carmelo Anthony! You’re no longer the prized pig of the NBA 2014 free agent class! To be fair, you’re still a very prized pig but c’mon dude, play some D once and a while, but Lebron James’s agent has announced that the best player in the world will be opting out of his six year contract with the Miami Heat early to test the market and hopefully end up on a team where he doesn’t have to drag the whole roster to the NBA Finals by himself.
Hey guys! Very important news. There are some new Leanna Decker pictures and I’m happy to report that everyone’s favorite busty redhead is looking as fine as ever.
Although, there’s just one funny thing that I noticed about Leanna Decker’s latest photo set…she’s wearing clothes the time.
Weird right? I mean, not to suggest that Leanna Decker is some crazy nudist that can’t exist with clothes on, but I’m just surprised to see a Playboy Cybergirl get a modelling gig that didn’t involve taking off her clothes.
That said, she might as well be nude because the clothes she’s wearing in the photos are hardly even clothes.
But it has me wondering…is Leanna Decker not long for the nude modelling? Of course, our hope is that she continues for a few more years because there’s no such thing as too much nude Leanna Decker. And naturally busty redheads (natural redheads, btw) are so rare in the industry and life in general that she fills a much needed hole of naturally busty, natural redheads that take their clothes off and let people take pictures of their beautiful bodies. As Leanna Decker said herself, “Redheads are like unicorns.”
So what I’m wondering, after seeing this new, non-nude Leanna Decker photo shoot is…Could Leanna Decker possibly be headed for a mainstream modelling career? She’s got killer curves and tits almost as big as her fan-base.
It doesn’t seem totally out of the question to me.
How about you look at these new Leanna Decker photos and theorize about where Leanna Decker’s career is headed?
I can’t tell if it’s the heat, the humidity or these new Leanna Decker pictures but I am straight up melting right now.
Now I don’t know what to expect from the future, all I know is that Leanna Decker is far too hot not to be photographed. Clothed or nude, doesn’t matter. This girl needs to keep putting out these photos!
Sometimes, good things just happen for absolutely no reason at all.
Take these photos for example. Here we have the gorgeous and big breasted Leanna Decker, whom you know as Playboy’s Cybergirl of the Year 2012 (or more likely that hot red hot all over Sex.com because no one in their right mind would never pass up an opportunity to pin pictures of a hottie like Leanna Decker) with adult superstar Jesse Jane (whom you definitely know already).
For whatever reason, these two busty beauties decided to spend a day at the beach together. Were they doing anything besides realizing the sexual fantasies of millions? I know personally, I’ve always wanted to see these two together but I never thought I’d see the day.
If they aren’t dating (which would really be the ideal scenario), I hope that the reason Jesse Jane and Leanna Decker decided to spend a topless day at the beach together was not just a one-time realization of our sexual fantasies but an effort by Jesse to pass the torch to Leanna Decker.
The reigning Queen of Porn just happens to be hanging out on a beach with a nude model that is universally loved by all that have seen her?
Here’s what I imagine went down in between pictures:
JESSE JANE: “You know, nude modelling is cool and all but if you really want to hit the big time you should really consider trying porn.”
LEANNA DECKER: “Do you think I could make it as a pornstar?”
JESSE JANE: “No doubt about it. You’re the most gorgeous thing I’ve ever seen. Now let’s press our boobs together so that I can give you some of my power.”
We can dream, can’t we?
Anyways, that’s enough rambling. Time to check out Leanna Decker and Jesse Jane on the beach:
Now that’s hot.
So what do you guys think? Would you want to see Leanna Decker do hardcore porn or stick to glamor modelling?
Thanks for voting! Now enjoy this video that illustrates the immense sex appeal of Leanna Decker:
Sex will always be this blog’s top priority. However, basketball will always be a close second. And with the 2014 NBA Playoffs match-ups set and ready to start Saturday April 19th, I thought we’d spend today predicting the first round of NBA Playoffs.
Of course, I understand that very few of you read the Sex.com Blog for my amateur basketball analysis. You’re here to see celebrity sex tapes and nude babes, maybe find out about some hot new sex positions or get a practical sex tip. So rather than just flap my yap about my favorite NBA teams, I have included some hot babes representing their favorite NBA Playoff teams.
So are you ready to see who’s going to advance from the first round of the NBA Playoffs?
The Indiana Pacers (1) vs. The Atlanta Hawks (8).
Indiana Pacers babe:
Atlanta Hawks babe:
In terms of Babes…I think the Atlanta Hawks take this one. There’s something about Atlanta Hawks cheerleader Juliana’s toned body that just makes me want her team to win.
In terms of actual basketball…though the Pacers were reeling towards the end of the season, Atlanta finished the season with a losing record (37-44) which in my mind means they shouldn’t even be in the NBA Playoffs. Pacers win in 7 games.
The Miami Heat (2) vs. The Charlotte Bobcats (7).
Miami Heat babe:
Charlotte Bobcats babe:
The Charlotte Bobcats babe you see is Bobcats cheerleader Alyssa, and she is very fine. But the Miami Heat babe you see is former pornstar Abella Anderson. In my opinion, Abella Anderson is a lot like Lebron James. You might not be a fan, but you have to admit that there’s no one on her level. So Miami takes the babe contest.
As for actual basketball, the Miami Heat still have Lebron James so…good job making the NBA Playoffs Charlotte but you’re about to get swept.
The Toronto Raptors (3) vs. The Washington Wizards (6).
Toronto Raptors babe:
Washington Wizards babe:
Maybe it’s just me, but I think the Washington Wizards have the hottest cheerleading uniforms of any sport. I can’t explain why, they just are. However, Leanna Decker is still Leanna Decker so Toronto takes the babe category.
And what about actual basketball? Since Toronto is still technically a Canadian city, I want them to lose. But they also hired Drake as a special consultant earlier this season, which is really cool. Though it kills me to say it…Toronto in 5 games.
The Chicago Bulls (4) vs. The Brooklyn Nets (5)
Chicago Bulls babe:
Brooklyn Nets babe:
Technically, I think Beyonce should be the Houston Rockets babe, but whatever. That nude Chicago Bulls fan is hot, but Beyonce is Beyonce. Babe goes to the Nets.
Now for basketball, for some reason I have a hard time believing that Paul Pierce and Kevin Garnett have enough left in the tank to make a deep post-season push. But then again, first-year coach Jason Kidd has a lot of playoff experience…
Without Derrick Rose, the Bulls have still been able to be competitive. If Joakim Noah keeps playing as well as he has been, Bulls in 6 games.
The San Antonio Spurs (1) vs. The Memphis Grizzlies (8).
San Antonio Spurs babe:
Memphis Grizzlies babe:
Since Leanna Decker was already seen in this post (and won) for the Raptors, I have no choice but to give this babe match-up to actual San Antonio Spurs fan and one of the world’s most fapped to babes Selena Gomez.
Meanwhile, in the actual match-up between these two teams, the Spurs are going to cruise to the second round of the NBA Playoffs in 4 games because Tim Duncan and Greg Popovich have proved time and time again that they’re a force to be reckoned with.
The Oklahoma City Thunder (2) vs. the Dallas Mavericks (7).
Oklahoma City Thunder babe:
Dallas Mavericks babe:
Those Mavs cheerleaders sure are dressed nice, but all of them combined can’t compete with Bibi Jones backing the Thunder. Thunder win the sexy fan battle.
Though Dallas leads the season series 2-1 against the Thunder, let’s not forget that the Thunder have Kevin Durant and a healthy Russell Westbrook. After a disappointing NBA Playoffs last season, expect the Thunder to come out swinging. Thunder in 5 games.
The L.A. Clippers (3) vs. the Golden State Warriors (6).
L.A. Clippers babe:
Golden State Warriors babe:
Alysha Nett showing her tits in a L.A. Clippers crop top is one of my favorite pictures of all time, but who’s to say she’s a real Clippers fan? Jessica Alba’s been a Golden State Warriors fan since before Steph Curry came through and made the Warriors relevant again, so I gots to give this one to the Warriors.
And when it comes to the actual first round, Clippers are definitely the favorite with Chris Paul and Blake Griffin. But screw those guys. I want to see Steph Curry take this series over, which is why I’m going to say Warriors in 7 games.
The Houston Rockets (4) vs. the Portland Trailblazers (5).
Houston Rockets babe:
Portland Trailblazers babe:
That said, Dwight Howard has totally ruined the Houston Rockets for me. When it was just Harden, Lin, and Parsons, I definitely backed the team but Howard is just such a kook. That’s why I’m going to say Damian Lillard and Lamarcus Aldridge are going to advance to the second round. Portland in 7 games.
Alright, so there are my predictions for the first round of the NBA Playoffs. Saturday can’t come soon enough!
I apologize to anyone who thought that maybe this post would contain a Leanna Decker hardcore scene.
Believe me, I want to see this busty redhead do hardcore as much as you do. However, I don’t think that’s ever going to happen. We’ll keep our fingers crossed but I’m not optimistic.
While we wait and see if Leanna Decker ever does hardcore, we can pass the time by watching Leanna eat some meat.
Only people with food fetishes will find this video of Leanna Decker eating meat as arousing as a Leanna Decker porn video, but it’s like I always say, “Leanna eating meat is better than no Leanna at all.” I say that all the time, I swear. Ask anyone.
OK, time to watch the video!
These pictures from Playboy Plus are as confusing as they are erotic.
And while I do think Leanna Decker is an angel, I’ve just always associated big tits with hell. I don’t know why. I just have a pretty good feeling that Satan (if he/she exists) loves big tits, which Leanna Decker definitely has.
But really, who cares about these semantics? I suppose it’s a good thing that Elle Alexandra isn’t getting typecast. More importantly, Leanna Decker and Elle Alexandra are two of the hottest redheads in the game right now and Playboy Plus was smart enough to pair them together for Halloween.
Watch as Elle and Leanna explore the dichotomy of good and evil, as well as each other’s bodies. Continue Reading
This fall has been a real pain in the butt because I’m a New York Jets fan. The only week of football I’m actually looking forward to is Week 10 because the Jets have a bye. I get to take a much deserved break from watching the Jets get pummelled by everyone and anyone.
Because the New York Jets aren’t doing me any favors, I’d like to thank Leanna Decker, that busty, redhead Playboy model for donning a sexy referee uniform and playing with the pigskin. She’s made me realize that football isn’t all about suffering. It’s also about busty redheads named Leanna Decker.
Other than the New York Jets, the referees are usually the worst part of football. But with Leanna Decker making the calls, I’m totally down with whatever she sees.
If the referees get locked out again, please get Leanna Decker and other busty redheads to fill in. Everyone would be much happier.