Move over Carmelo Anthony! You’re no longer the prized pig of the NBA 2014 free agent class! To be fair, you’re still a very prized pig but c’mon dude, play some D once and a while, but Lebron James’s agent has announced that the best player in the world will be opting out of his six year contract with the Miami Heat early to test the market and hopefully end up on a team where he doesn’t have to drag the whole roster to the NBA Finals by himself.
Continuing with our sports themed playoff prediction poll coverage (because porn viewers are the most knowledgeable sports analysts in the world), we at Sex.com are curious to know who our readers think will take home the NBA championship title?
Last week, we asked you who was going to take home the NHL Stanley Cup. The winner was the Montreal Canadiens – a somewhat surprising result considering we get more American readers here than we do Canadian.
Now, with the NBA playoffs having reached the conference finals, it seems like a good time to pick the winner. The remaining teams are about as unsurprising as one could imagine. The conference finals bracket probably mirrors many analysts’ pre-season playoff selections down to a tee. That’s one of the reasons why I don’t enjoy the NBA as much: there seems to be less room for underdog stories and upsets.
So everyone’s talking about Magic Johnson’s $1 million offer to Lebron James to finally nut-up and enter the 2014 NBA Slam Dunk Contest.
Well, not to out do Magic Johnson but we’ve made our own little offer to another one of basketball’s biggest stars that needs to nut-up and enter the 2014 NBA Slam Dunk Contest: Kobe Bryant.
That’s right. If it’s going to take a $1 million of Magic Johnson’s money to get Lebron James to do the Dunk Contest, well we want to make sure Black Mamba is there to prove that he’s the NBA’s best player.
Here is an exclusive look at the press release that offers $5 million to Kobe Bryant to entice him to defend not only his reputation but also his victory from 1997.
Apparently, the NBA was not too happy when Angelina Castro and Sara Jay used a picture with Lebron James, Chris Bosh, Dwyane Wade, and the Miami Heat logo to promote their blowjob giveaway scheduled for later this summer. The Miami-based porn stars were issued a stern cease and desist from the league saying: