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  • Lebron James Opts Out Top 10!

    Move over Carmelo Anthony! You’re no longer the prized pig of the NBA 2014 free agent class! To be fair, you’re still a very prized pig but c’mon dude, play some D once and a while, but Lebron James’s agent has announced that the best player in the world will be opting out of his six year contract with the Miami Heat early to test the market and hopefully end up on a team where he doesn’t have to drag the whole roster to the NBA Finals by himself.

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    June 24, 2014 • Funny, Porn, Porn Lists, Stuff • Views: 5149

  • Who Does Sex.com Think Will Win the NBA Playoffs?

    Continuing with our sports themed playoff prediction poll coverage (because porn viewers are the most knowledgeable sports analysts in the world), we at Sex.com are curious to know who our readers think will take home the NBA championship title?

    Last week, we asked you who was going to take home the NHL Stanley Cup.  The winner was the Montreal Canadiens – a somewhat surprising result considering we get more American readers here than we do Canadian.

    Now, with the NBA playoffs having reached the conference finals, it seems like a good time to pick the winner.  The remaining teams are about as unsurprising as one could imagine.  The conference finals bracket probably mirrors many analysts’ pre-season playoff selections down to a tee.  That’s one of the reasons why I don’t enjoy the NBA as much: there seems to be less room for underdog stories and upsets.

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    May 16, 2014 • Polls • Views: 7874

  • Sup with Abella Anderson?

    I hate the Miami Heat. Even though this summer has been lacklustre weather-wise, watching Tim Duncan neutralize the Miami Heat‘s offense with his basketball IQ is making up for it.

    Watching the NBA Finals has almost made me start to pity the Miami Heat. Every year they don’t win a championship every year with Lebron James and Dwyane Wade on the same team, it will be a disappointment of season, which is totally unreasonable. (Notice how I didn’t mention Chris Bosh?)

    During the NBA season when the Miami Heat went on that huge tear, I thought about how easy it would be to root for the Heat. Now I’ve started to think that being a Heat fan isn’t all that easy because the management has bestowed their fans with unreasonable expectations for every single season until 2016.

    Maybe having Lebron James gives you a chance to win an NBA Championship every year but it’s still unreasonable to expect a championship every year in the current NBA.

    Anyways, trying to empathize with Miami Heat fans made me think of the sexiest Miami Heat fan of all time: Abella Anderson. (see what I did there?)

    Some of you may know Abella Anderson as the pornstar that once broke a man’s dick because she was riding him too hard. Others may just know her as the naughty Latina that made some great sex videos.

    It’s been just over a year since she retired from porn so we’re going to do a Porno P.I. to find out what she’s up to now and why she retired from porn.

    Spoiler Alert: it’s not because she broke that guy’s dick.  Continue Reading

    June 13, 2013 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights, Pornstars • Views: 15620

  • Kobe vs Lebron

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    Kobe vs Lebron

    Hey guys, just a quick follow up question from the Kobe Bryant-Sex.com thing you may have heard about earlier this week. Continue Reading

    March 7, 2013 • Polls • Views: 453

  • Sex.com presents 2014 NBA Slam Dunk Contest

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    Kobe & Lebron

    So everyone’s talking about Magic Johnson’s $1 million offer to Lebron James to finally nut-up and enter the 2014 NBA Slam Dunk Contest.

    Well, not to out do Magic Johnson but we’ve made our own little offer to another one of basketball’s biggest stars that needs to nut-up and enter the 2014 NBA Slam Dunk Contest: Kobe Bryant.

    That’s right. If it’s going to take a $1 million of Magic Johnson’s money to get Lebron James to do the Dunk Contest, well we want to make sure Black Mamba is there to prove that he’s the NBA’s best player.

    Here is an exclusive look at the press release that offers $5 million to Kobe Bryant to entice him to defend not only his reputation but also his victory from 1997.

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    March 4, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 790

  • NBA gets in the way of free blowjobs

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    Apparently, the NBA was not too happy when Angelina Castro and Sara Jay used a picture with Lebron James, Chris Bosh, Dwyane Wade, and the Miami Heat logo to promote their blowjob giveaway scheduled for later this summer. The Miami-based porn stars were issued a stern cease and desist from the league saying:

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    July 9, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 1745