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  • How The World Cup Is Good For The Sex Toy Industry

    With the World Cup only a few days away, I was curious to know more about why Brazilians, a people so dedicated to soccer, would object to hosting the biggest soccer event in the world.

    It turns out that though Brazil has an emerging economy, there’s a massive divide in the personal wealth of their citizen and serious lack of proper infrastructure throughout the country. So when people in the favelas stealing electricity off the grid see their nation spending all their money on brand new soccer stadiums instead of something like…oh…I don’t know…something practical like roads or welfare, how can they not feel disillusioned by it?

    Of course, the old rhetoric with hosting big sporting events like the World Cup or the Olympics is that the construction of the stadiums and the media coverage translates into proper infrastructure and an economic boost for the host, but that’s a debate that could literally go on forever.

    Instead of discussing whether or not hosting international sporting events like the World Cup or the Olympics yields anything more than a dope couple of weeks of sports, I’ll just tell you that there is one industry that always benefits from big international sporting events: the sex toy industry.

    According to data collected by luxury sex toy manufacturer LELO, men are more likely to present their babes with sex toys right before a major sports event than any other time. Not Christmas, not Easter, not Halloween, not birthdays, nothing!

    LELO says that 4 out 5 sex toys sold globally this week will be dudes buying gifts. Normally, LELO says that their sales reflect a “typical 50/50 gender split,” and everyone buys sex toys in equal numbers. However, when sports are coming up, that changes. During the week prior to any major sports event, men make up 72 percent of global sales.

    Don’t believe me? Then just take a look at this graph that LELO made. It can’t be a lie if it’s in a graph.

    world cup graph LELO How The World Cup Is Good For The Sex Toy Industry

    So why do men buy more sex toys when major sporting events like the World Cup are coming up?

    Well the majoritiy of sex toys sold in the pre-game rush are meant for women to use solo. So it’s LELO’s educated guess that men, especially those who like sports, are buying sex toys for their women to use solo. Like, “Listen babe, you know I need to watch the World Cup. So here’s a vibrator that I spent $300 on. Use that while I watch the game.”

    If you’re one of these men that plans on trading an expensive sex toy for undisturbed World Cup watching, please phrase it nicer than I did above.

    Anyways, I think it’s great that women around the world are set to receive a brand new, expensive vibrator to play with for the rest of the foreseeable summer. Let’s take a look at how they will enjoying “the World Cup” (and by “World Cup”, I mean their new vibrators).

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    June 6, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 12935

  • This New Vibrator Claims It Can Make You Smarter

    According to a new sex survey by luxury sex toy manufacturer LELO, left-handed people are not only more creative than their right-handed counterparts, but they are also 71% more sastified sexually. That’s great news for the lefties of the world, but it’s also totally unfair because 90% of the world’s population is right-handed.

    I wish it was still socially acceptable for nuns to smack lefties with a ruler, forcing them to use their right hand. Maybe then the lefties of the world would understand the endless pain and suffering that is living right-handed.

    However, disciplinary nuns are hard to find nowadays so LELO has come up with another solution. They’ve released a new vibrator exclusively for the right-handed called THE DEXTRÜS and they claim it will make users smarter.  Continue Reading

    March 28, 2014 • Toys • Views: 2192

  • Top 6 Sex Toys For Valentine’s Day

    Terrible news! Valentine’s Day is coming up soon!

    That means it’s time for you to get off your butt and do something special.

    Normally people like to celebrate Valentine’s Day with a fancy dinner or a night in a penthouse suite. Or at least I think so. I don’t know.

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    January 27, 2014 • TOP 10's, Toys • Views: 2532

  • Jay-Z and Beyonce’s Sex Toy Spree

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    World’s Most Envied Couple

    As Beyonce’s sex-fueled new album continues to dominate digital sales, she and husband Jay-Z decided to celebrate with a $6,000 sex toy shopping spree!

    Celebrities. They’re just like us!  Continue Reading

    December 30, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1169

  • Lelo Liv Review

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    Lelo Liv

    Lelo!

    You love their sex toys. We love their sex toys.

    Today we have a review of the Lelo Liv, Lelo’s iconic and elegant mid-sized vibrator, from some lucky lady that someone who works for Sex.com knows or something.

    Anyways, here’s the review:

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    November 8, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 811

  • Lelo Soraya Review – Dual Action Vibrator!

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    The Lelo Soraya

    The Lelo Soraya is the world’s most beautiful and most exclusive dual action vibrator.

    As you can see from the picture above, the Soraya is very beautiful. So that checks out. But I wonder what LELO meant by “most exclusive”?

    Is it the world’s “most exclusive” dual action vibrator? I wouldn’t say so.

    I would reserve the “most exclusive” tag for things that are hard to acquire.

    For example, a GUCCI parachute would be the world’s most exclusive parachute.

    The Soraya isn’t the world’s most exclusive dual action vibrator because anyone over 18 can get one.

    So the Soraya may not be the world’s “most exclusive” dual action vibrator but one thing’s for damn sure…

    THE LELO SORAYA IS THE BEST DAMN DUAL ACTION VIBRATOR IN THE WORLD.

    But don’t take my word for it. I’m just a corporate shill. I gave the Lelo Soraya to a close female friend to try and here’s what she thought:  Continue Reading

    October 23, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1876

  • Lelo IDA – Couples Massager Review

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    The Lelo Ida

    The LELO IDA is out!

    We were lucky enough to get one mailed from LELO to try it.

    Here’s what you need to know about this sex toy:

    • World’s First Rotating and Vibrating Couples’ Massager
    • Remote-Controls with SenseMotion™ technology
    • 8 Stimulation Modes (6 Standard, 2 Motion-Sensitive)
    • 100% Waterproof & Rechargeable (2 hours use)
    • Ultra-smooth, Body-safe Silicone Design
    • 1-Year Warranty & 10 Year Quality Guarantee

    Unfortunately, one of my colleagues very rudely took the LELO IDA home before I could safely secure it for contest purposes.

    Sorry.

    I’ll make sure there’s something in the box I can give away.

    So yeah, it sucks that you’re not going to get this sex toy but she was at least nice enough to let us all know what the LELO IDA is like.

    So here now is her review:  Continue Reading

    October 10, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1643

  • Lelo Tor II Winner!

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    We have a winner!

    We have a winner for our Lelo Tor II giveaway!

    Congratulations loyal Sex.com user Indyscott53! You win!

    Why did Indyscott53 win? Well, he simply had the best reason for wanting the Tor II.

    Here’s why he wanted the Tor II:

    Chico, my wife just got the good news that she won’t need chemo or radiation. 

    The double mastectomy surgery got all the cancer,  and the cancer cells were not an aggressive type. She still needs some more reconstructive surgery,  but we are looking forward to a new normal soon. She’ll have hormone therapy to reduce her estrogen which is going to inhibit her sex drive.

    I’m a bit older and already have erection issues, but we’ve both enjoyed as much sex together as life will allow. I’ve used some devices to improve my erection and also just some things for her, so we’re used to some toys in bed.

    The Lelo II looks like a very nice and useful item to be able to use to add some variety and pleasure to our relationship.  If we win this little contest I assure you that I’ll make sure it gets put to lots of good use. Thank you for making sex.com such a great place for a guy who needs a little additional outlet for sex. Aren’t women GREAT! I know you agree. 

    I do agree. Women are great!

    The way I see it, IndyScott53‘s wife just beat cancer, but to do it she had to sacrifice a part of her femininity. So if he can use the Tor II to help her feel good and like a sexy woman again with mind-blowing orgasms, I’m more than happy to help them out.

    IndyScott53, I hope you and your wife are happy, healthy, and that you will put the Tor II to good use.

    I’d also like to thank everyone who entered the contest for entering. You all deserve a Tor II, but unfortunately I only have one to give away.

    You can always get a Tor II and plenty of other awesome sex accessories here: LELO

    I’d also like to apologize to fellow sex-blogger Emja. I know you wanted me to use the Tor II on you and I wanted to use it on you too. But I’m afraid you’ll have to settle for mind-blowing orgasms from my soft, beautiful hands instead and not a high-tech cock ring.

    There might be another Lelo giveaway coming soon, so please check back for that.

    In the meantime, congratulations IndyScott53!

    Ok. Got to go put this bad boy in the mail:

    photo Lelo Tor II Winner!

    October 3, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 833

  • Win The Lelo Tor 2! (Couples Sex Toy)

    A few months ago, we were lucky enough to get a big box of Lelo products delivered to the Sex.com office.

    Because Lelo makes the best sex toys in the whole wide world, we were pressured by significant others and friends to let them try our Lelo sex toys.

    Before we knew it, our big box of Lelo sex toys became an empty box. The only thing left was the Lelo Tor II, the world’s first waterproof and rechargeable couples’ cock ring.

    Instead of giving the Tor II to another one of our greedy significant others or friends, I’ve decided to give it away to you!  Continue Reading

    September 25, 2013 • Reviews, Toys • Views: 1319

  • Lelo Dare Me Pleasure Set Review

    If a relationship is like a shark, in the sense that it needs to keep moving forward or else it dies, then a sex life is like a wardrobe.

    If you’re confused, don’t worry about it. The jump from a relationship-shark analogy to a sex life-wardrobe analogy is a big one but just bear with me, it will all make sense in a minute.

    A sex life is like a wardrobe because you can wear the same ratty ass clothes everyday for months but eventually, for your own sanity, you’re going to have to get some accessories so that you can feel fresh again.

    There’s nothing wrong with having a routine sex life, but after a while of the same sex positions and locations, it’s always a good idea to spice things up by adding accessories to the mix.

    That’s why I want to tell you about Lelo’s Dare Me Pleasure Set. It comes with the everything you need to spice up your sex life.  Continue Reading

    September 19, 2013 • Reviews, Toys • Views: 613

  • Lelo Lyla 2 Review

    Lelo has announced a breakthrough in couples’ sex toys. They’ve created the world’s first couples massager worn during sex that rotates on the G-spot during sex.

    Unfortunately, all we get is this tantalizing little teaser. Once it’s released, we’ll be sure to get our hands on one and see how well it works ourselves.

    In the meantime, I’d like to take this opportunity to talk to you about one of my favorite items from Lelo’s Insignia & Luxe line of personal massagers:

    The Lyla 2 Remote-Controlled Bullet Vibrator.
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    September 3, 2013 • Reviews, Toys • Views: 1541

  • Lelo Alia – Sex Toy Review

    When people say, “Lelo makes sex toys,” I can’t help but cringe a little bit.

    Yes, Lelo does make sex toys but that’s a massive understatement. Their commitment to design, innovation, and quality set Lelo products apart from any other sex toys or accessories.

    Sex toys generally have a seedy connotation because most of the time we’re referring to silicone phalluses that can be scarier than sexy. Not Lelo though. Lelo sex toys are as elegant as they are pleasurable.

    Case in point: The Lelo AliaContinue Reading

    August 22, 2013 • Reviews, Toys • Views: 1345

  • Lelo Mona 2: G-Spot Vibrator Review

    Earlier this month, one of my lady friends had a birthday. I consider myself more considerate than your average fuck-buddy so I wanted to get her something special for her birthday. My idea of something special are coupons for free pizza, which thankfully I knew was not what she wanted. I had the foresight to ask her what she wanted rather than make my own poor decision.

    So I said to her, “Hey. You have a birthday coming. What do you want?”

    She didn’t even have to think about it. “I want the Mona 2 .”

    In an attempt to look as cool as possible, I said, “Sure, no problem.” Except there was a problem. I had no idea what the heck the Mona 2 was.

    As soon as she left, I got on the computer to see find out what the Mona 2 was all about. In case the picture at the top of this post didn’t give it away, the Mona 2 is a G-spot vibrator made by everybody’s favorite sex toy manufacturer, LELO.

    Seriously. Everybody loves LELO. Bring up LELO next time you’re around any sexually active adult. Most of them will either blush or try to hide a smile.

    There was just one other problem…

    Why would someone I’m having casual sex with ask for a G-Spot Vibrator? Surely that’s a sign that I’m not satisfying her.

    What’s so special about the Mona 2?  Continue Reading

    July 16, 2013 • Reviews, Toys • Views: 2637