Waukesha, Wisconsin man Gerard P. Streator, 46, could be going to jail for an act of desperation that every man tries from time to time. Streator was having sex with an abandoned curbside couch at 11 pm on September 3rd.
It is quite common for a man once he’s reached sexual maturity to melt butter, pour it into a Ziploc bag, slide the Ziploc between the cushions, and thrust away but Streator was unfortunately not using his own couch.
An off-duty cop out for a jog came across Streator during the humping and tried to apprehend him. Streator ran away and the officer was shocked to see that he had been alone with the couch.