Lewd Conduct

  • Wisconsin man could face jail time for sex with couch

    Red Couches traditionally have the most sex appeal

    Waukesha, Wisconsin man Gerard P. Streator, 46, could be going to jail for an act of desperation that every man tries from time to time. Streator was having sex with an abandoned curbside couch at 11 pm on September 3rd.

    It is quite common for a man once he’s reached sexual maturity to melt butter, pour it into a Ziploc bag, slide the Ziploc between the cushions, and thrust away but Streator was unfortunately not using his own couch.

    An off-duty cop out for a jog came across Streator during the humping and tried to apprehend him. Streator ran away and the officer was shocked to see that he had been alone with the couch.

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    September 26, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 425

  • Fred Willard Arrested for Lewd Conduct

    Funnyman Fred Willard

    Last night in Hollywood, cult-favorite comedic actor Fred Willard booked for lewd conduct by undercover LAPD vice officers. Fred was attending a screening of either Follow Me 2, The Client List, or Step Dad No. 2* when the police found him with his pants around his ankles and penis in hand. Luckily, our friend Fred’s release didn’t take long. He was out of police custody last night.

    Fred, I love you buddy but ya blew it!

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    July 19, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 405