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  • We’ll pay Lindsay Lohan’s debts for a sex scene

    x3912 Well pay Lindsay Lohans debts for a sex sceneThere are two rules to live by, guys:

    1) Wear a condom

    A lot of people will tell you not wear a condom but these people are trying to kill you, so don’t listen to them. Another large group of people will tell you to only wear a condom while having sex but that can only save you for so long.

    What you should be doing is wearing a condom at all hours of the day. This will protect you from nasty little diseases should your tip touch the edge of a rest-stop bathroom and will keep the shaft of your penis zit free because if you’re anything like me, your tiny hands are always covered in grease. Penis-zits or “Dick-zits” aren’t very much fun. Especially when your wife decides to pop one in your sleep.

    2) Pay your taxes

    Sure, paying your taxes is a real pain in the butt but not paying your taxes is an even bigger pain in the butt! Just take a look at Lindsay Lohan. She had not paid her taxes in God knows how long and now she’s paying the price. Rumor is she owes roughly $300k to the IRS and they’ve seized her bank accounts until she pays off the debt.

    But don’t worry Lindsay Lohan fans,Sex.com is here to help.

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    December 4, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 461

  • Teaser for The Canyons released

    After a long summer of hype, we finally get a trailer for Bret Easton Ellis’s new movie The Canyons starring Lindsay Lohan and male pornstar James Deen.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLO6FmfveQ4&feature=player_embedded

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    October 9, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 205

  • Lindsay Lohan and Crew Strip for The Canyons

    289420 lindsay lohan and james deen on the set of the bret easton ellis movie 300x225 Lindsay Lohan and Crew Strip for The Canyons

    Lindsay Lohan & James Deen filming for The Canyons

    Since The Canyons began production, not a day goes by where a story comes out about the movie.

    The neo-noir is written by Brett Easton Ellis (American Psycho) and directed by Paul Schrader (Hardcore), which is an exciting collaboration for real nerds.

    But it’s the pairing of professional party girl and part-time actress Lindsay Lohan and male porn star James Deen that has gossip hounds salivating over the set of The Canyons. Is it any wonder? The two leads are controversial choices and the only plot details available is that the film revolves around the dangers of sexual obsession among a group of twenty year olds in Los Angeles.

    The latest story to break from the set is by far the strangest.

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    July 31, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 599