1) Wear a condom
A lot of people will tell you not wear a condom but these people are trying to kill you, so don’t listen to them. Another large group of people will tell you to only wear a condom while having sex but that can only save you for so long.
What you should be doing is wearing a condom at all hours of the day. This will protect you from nasty little diseases should your tip touch the edge of a rest-stop bathroom and will keep the shaft of your penis zit free because if you’re anything like me, your tiny hands are always covered in grease. Penis-zits or “Dick-zits” aren’t very much fun. Especially when your wife decides to pop one in your sleep.
2) Pay your taxes
Sure, paying your taxes is a real pain in the butt but not paying your taxes is an even bigger pain in the butt! Just take a look at Lindsay Lohan. She had not paid her taxes in God knows how long and now she’s paying the price. Rumor is she owes roughly $300k to the IRS and they’ve seized her bank accounts until she pays off the debt.
But don’t worry Lindsay Lohan fans,Sex.com is here to help.