In light of Lisa Ann’s shocking announcement that she’ll retire from porn at the end of 2014, we think it’s only fitting that we commemorate her incredible career in the adult industry by highlighting what we consider to be the 10 best Lisa Ann videos of all time in one of the Sex.com Blog’s classic porn lists.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL, PEOPLE! THIS IS THE REAL DEAL.
Lisa Ann, the world’s favorite MILF pornstar, announced her retirement last night via handwritten letters posted to her official Facebook page.
Read the emotional, heart-felt 10 page letter to her fans below.
It’s been a minute since we’ve been able to write about a new Lisa Ann porn videos. But we understand. The world’s most popular MILF has been too busy dating college football players and revealing that certain NHL defensemen are total creeps that can’t pick up their own girls to shoot porn videos.
But not anymore! Lisa Ann is finally back with a new porn video for Brazzers.
Let me tell you, the Lisa Ann drought has been hard for all of us who love big breasted MILFs (which I hope is everyone reading the Sex.com Blog) since Lisa Ann is the creme de la creme of big titted MILFs. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I don’t think there’s been any new Lisa Ann videos since August? Is that right? I haven’t seen any new Lisa Ann videos since August and it’s been absolutely miserable.
But when I watched Lisa Ann’s new video for Brazzers that dropped today, it was totally worth the wait.
T’is the season for end of the year lists!
Today’s end of year list comes from our friends over at Men’s Mag Daily. They decided to embark on the thankless and damn near impossible task of picking this year’s 25 hottest pornstars. Continue Reading
Ok guys. Award season is coming up and it’s high time that we, the Sex.com Blog, honor our favorite things in sex and porn.
Normally, I’d be arbitrarily selecting all the winners myself based on personal preference, but this year I thought it would be better to let you, the reader, nominate this year’s best porn. Continue Reading
Welcome to the Sex.com Blog’s first-ever PORNSTAR POWER RANKINGS!
There are hundreds and hundreds of pornstars working hard to make hot new porn videos for you to fap to, thereby making the world a better place. But because there are so many girls putting out so much good stuff, it’s easy to miss or lose track of what some girls have been up to.
That’s why every month, we’ll be publishing the PORNSTAR POWER RANKINGS. It’s the best way we could think of to recap and rank the previous month’s top pornstars. And we take everything into consideration for the rankings including: new porn videos, sharing sexy personal pics on social media, making news, etc.
So let’s see who the top pornstars were in October 2014.
Lisa Ann, the 42 year-old MILF pornstar that’s captured the hearts of fappers since reemerging as the porn parody version of Sarah Palin, is back on the front page of the Sports section and not just because she’s been caught canoodling with Notre Dame’s freshman wide-receiver Justin Brent.
Yesterday, Lisa Ann made news by revealing via Twitter that Philadelphia Flyer Michael Del Zotto is an extremely horny dude. Continue Reading
Last week, it came to light that legendary MILF pornstar Lisa Ann is currently dating Notre Dame’s freshman wide receiver Justin Brent.
When their relationship was revealed, it was initially unclear whether there would be punitive measures taken against Brent, especially after ESPN’s Darren Rovell dug up Notre Dame’s official position on players’ sexual activity. Continue Reading
Guess who was spotted canoodling Wednesday at MSG while the New York Knicks were playing a preseason game against the Washington Wizards?
Brent has even played a game for the Irish yet, but if he was at a Knicks game with Lisa Ann, dude’s got serious game. Continue Reading
So Pornhub’s year review included the top porn searches by country and honestly, is there really any better way to get to know what a place is like than to find out what kind of porn they as a general population like to watch? Alright, I’m kidding, but I was actually just generally greatly amused by their findings. Sex.com is awesome and also made an interactive map for the fourth of July, but since Gil already talked about that one, I’m just going to link it for you here. (I wouldn’t want to steal his thunder, you know)
Let’s start with the USA:
Around this time last year, PornMD launched its “sex search” feature, which allows everyone to see what the Top 10 porn searches are for almost every country in the world.
While PornMD’s sex search is enlightening, the problem I’ve always had with it is that we mostly only see categories and not specific babes that the world is searching for.
Every year CNBC compiles a list of their Top 12 favorite pornstars.
Well, not exactly. They make a list of the Top 12 pornstars with the most Xbiz and AVN award nominations to determine who are currently the biggest stars. CNBC feels that though these nominations are an acknowledgement of on-screen performances, they also reflect the strongest drawing power in the industry.
Is that true? Maybe. I think it’s more likely that reporting on financial markets 24/7 is so boring and frustrating that they need to watch porn to blow off steam. And when you’re watching a lot of porn, why not write about it? That’s how I feel at least because I’m paid to do both.
Regardless of how CNBC determines the best pornstars of the year, this year they definitely made some great picks.
Are you ready to see the CNBC’s Top 12 pornstars of 2013? Continue Reading
A question I get asked a lot is, “How do I date a pornstar?”
The way I see it, the key to dating a pornstar is to treat them like a normal human woman, not a sexual object, and live in the greater Los Angeles area.
Unfortunately, I can’t help you treat a pornstar like a normal human woman and not a sexual object. That’s up to you.
However, there is something you can do to date a pornstar if you don’t live in the Los Angeles area. Especially if the pornstar you’re hoping to go on a date with is the world’s favorite MILF Lisa Ann.
All you have to do to date Lisa Ann is make a sign. Continue Reading
GREAT NEWS! You can now have sex with Joanna Angel!
Do you want to know the secret to getting women?
It’s all about putting yourself out there. You just have to be confident and try your luck. Sure, you might get rejected but you have to remember that rejection happens to everyone! It might hurt the first time you put yourself out there, but eventually you’ll get used to it. Kind of like sex. It may have hurt the first time, but after a while it doesn’t hurt at all. It even starts to feel good.
The point is, Danny Wilde has always had a thing for his friend’s mom, the world’s hottest MILF Lisa Ann. What did he do? He just let her know how he left. And what happened next? I’ll let these pictures tell you the rest of the story… Continue Reading
You there! Do you know what tomorrow is? Tomorrow is the 4th of July, which means you should be ready to celebrate the independence of the Philippines with Republic Day.
But seriously, July 4th is Independence Day here in America and it’s a pretty big deal. Obviously on July 4th we celebrate America’s independence from the dreaded British, but really it’s a chance for all of us to kick back, drink some beer, and blow some shit up.
I’ve got my July 4th all planned out. I’m going to swing by the Sex.com sex dungeon that we call an office and look at porn all day then eventually go home and go to sleep.
Sounds pretty good, right?
If you haven’t figured out what you’re doing then you’ve come to the right blog because we’re here with the Top 10 Sexy Ways to Celebrate July 4th. Let’s see how we can make July 4th sexy: Continue Reading
When I tell people that I write The Sex.com Blog, the first thing that people want to know is, “Who is the most popular pornstar in the world?”
There are definitely some very popular pornstars like Sasha Grey, Tori Black, Alexis Texas, Stoya, Madison Ivy, and the list could go on and on because the truth is popularity is fleeting on the internet and that’s especially true of porn. Since Sasha Grey retired, there hasn’t really been a clear cut most popular pornstar in the world.
This really shouldn’t come as a surprise since Lisa Ann has perennially been nominated for MILF Performer of the Year and it was also announced today that she would be inducted into the X-Rated Critics Organization Hall of Fame.
Rather than try to explain Lisa Ann‘s popularity, I’m willing to just accept that she’s the world’s favorite pornstar. I mean, she seems like a super cool person and she’s obviously very sexy. Everybody loves MILFs and Lisa Ann is 3rd on our list of all time MILFs (just behind Stifler’s Mom and Beyonce Knowles).
Lisa Ann is a total MILF, a Hall of Famer, the world’s most popular pornstar, so we have no choice but to also give her the title of Babe of the Day. Continue Reading
Mike Adriano’s Anal Dream Team is arriving in porn retail stores tomorrow and we thought it would be a really good idea to give you a Top 10 Reasons to be Excited for Mike Adriano’s Anal Dream Team. So let’s just zap straight to it, shall we?
Just a friendly little reminder that if you’re planning to be in Tampa this weekend for the National Republican Convention, make time to visit Thee Dollhouse strip-club. Sarah Palin will not be attending the Convention but her pornstar look-a-like Lisa Ann will be stripping as the former-governor.
Lisa Ann’s Palin impression first paid-off in Hustler’s Who’s Nailin’ Palin? in 2008. Since then, Hustler has made five more Nailin’ Pailin movies.
In an interview with GQ, Ann revealed, “I feel like I’m her rep at this point. Like, “Hey, don’t worry, I’m your double. Just stay at home and relax with your family. I’ll take care of this convention thing.”
Take of the convention she will. Apparently conventions like these bring in a lot of business to strip clubs and that some strippers count on them for financial reasons. So whether or not you get to see Lisa Ann dance as Sarah Palin, if you’re in Tampa make sure to tip your dancers.
Send us a picture of yourself with Lisa Ann in her Palin suit for a prize!