Office relationships are a lot like long-distance relationships in that everyone agrees that they should be avoided at all costs.
Office relationships between co-workers can usually work out. But there’s no question that any office relationship between a boss and his/her subordinate is definitely a bad idea.
Why? Because your co-workers will eventually find out and resent you, believing you are getting preferential treatment thanks to your awesome blowjob skills. If one of you believes it to be just a fling and the other is looking for something more, the awkwardness will be a distraction at work, and much weirder than your average break-up. You’ll never know if your performance evaluation is an honest assessment of your work or a tongue-and-cheek critique of your fucking ability.
These are just three reasons why you should avoid fucking your boss…but by not fucking your boss…you’re, presumably, not fucking anyone, which is totally unacceptable. Rather than have you endure a dry spell, here are 4 reasons why fucking your boss might be a good idea! Continue Reading