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Sasha Grey

I remember seeing Sasha Grey‘s first few porn movies and thinking, “Wow. Who is this Sasha Grey girl? She can do everything!”

Her ability to do everything would eventually lead her out of making porn movies to prove that she can literally do everything. She starred in a Soderbergh movie, she makes crazy music, she does cool art.

But can she do comedy?

Well to answer that all you have to do is check out Sasha Grey‘s sexy new satirical Funny Or Die video about the NSA wiretaps right here:    Read more…

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Money

Always be suspicious of sex dates you set up on the internet.

Be especially suspicious of sex dates set up on the internet that require you to bring a big stack of cash. Read more…

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Lexi Belle

If there’s one thing that Chris Nieratko believes in, it’s the healing power of laughter.

No topic is off limits for skateboarding and pornography’s favorite son.

That’s why when Oklahoma was hit hard with tornadoes, Christ Nieratko flew down to Fort Lauderdale, Florida to find out what sex acts some of the adult industry’s top pornstars would be willing to donate to the victims of this horrible tragedy.

Based on what these pornstars would be willing to do for the victims, they really are the greatest humanitarians of us all.

Let’s watch:    Read more…

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Just a taste of Ikea Porn

Before embracing my inner-pervert and accepting the title of “Blogger Supreme” for Sex.com, I briefly worked in at an Ikea.

Truth be told, it was a really good job. It paid a lot better than any other retail job and they provided benefits for all their employees. Occasionally we would take naps on the beds while another guy was on lookout. Did I mention that as an Ikea employee, you get all the meatballs you can eat?

All in all working for Ikea was pretty good. The only downside (and it’s not really a downside) was realizing how many identical rooms there were in the world. People wanted their homes to look exactly like the pictures in the Ikea catalog.

Again, it’s not really a downside to working at Ikea, but I always wanted to make a bootleg Ikea catalog using real people’s homes. The problem was I’ve never been invited into someone’s home. They always politely ask me to leave once they open the door. So I put my art project on hold to write sexy things for Sex.com.

Unfortunately, Just Another Ikea Catalog has figured out how to recreate the Ikea catalog within people’s homes without being politely turned away. The solution? Like all of life’s problems, it was solved with pornography.

Let’s take a look at the at scandinavian modern style furniture and accessories that people have in their homes, specifically in their amateur pornography:  Read more…

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Cam Girls Rejoice!

Tax Day has come and gone once again, which means we get to be totally irresponsible with our money until next April!

Everyone hates taxes. That’s a fact. However, there is some good news this week about taxes and it’s just for the hot babes that are working on live web cam. Next year when it’s time to do your taxes, you can now deduct sex toys and other sex products as a business expense! Read more…

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Brooklyn Lee and Tasha Reign

In case you haven’t noticed by now, finding love is hard to do. And that’s true of sexy pornstars too.

Many of you are probably a little hesitant to believe that it would be hard for a sexy pornstar to find love because there are literally millions of men all over the world that would step over their own mother to try and get a piece.

But it’s just this over-eager attitude that’s a turn off for a sexy pornstar. Don’t believe me? Well luckily two sexy pornstars, Tasha Reign and Brooklyn Lee have documented their quest to find boyfriends. And it ain’t pretty. (Don’t worry, Tasha Reign and Brooklyn Lee are pretty, their search isn’t). Read more…

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Popeyes Fried Chicken Fetish? Now I’ve heard of everything!

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Tramp Stamp

Have you always wanted a tramp stamp? I mean, who doesn’t want one? They are the one of the greatest innovations in tattoo history.

Well good news because there’s a new, fun way to get a tramp stamp without spending or enduring pain.

Let’s check it out: Read more…

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Celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay is known mostly for his bad temper. But he’s also got a sensual side. The video below shows how sensual Gordon Ramsay can be in the kitchen and the bedroom…

Oh the magic of editing…

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Handjob on Google Streetview

Remember when we saw two legs in a dressing room on Google Storeview and thought that was the coolest thing? Unfortunately, it turned out to be a hoax. But last week the Google Sightseeing blog found something on Google Streetview that’s more explicit/hilarious than just two legs in a dressing room. They spotted a real live prostitute giving a handjob to a guy on one of Machester’s scenic backstreets.

As you would expect, Google has censored the handjob. But also as you would expect, we’ve gotten our hands on the photos. So let’s all enjoy these hilarious NSFW Google Streetview handjob photos. Read more…

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