Writing about retired pornstars is always tricky because there’s never an absolute certainty that the pornstars mentioned below are done for good. Continue Reading
OMG you guys! I have great news! It’s the weekend, which it’s time for another edition of… YOUR WEEKEND FREE PORN PLAYLIST!
In case this is your first Weekend Free Porn Playlist, then let me explain what’s going on. The weekend is only 48 hours long. 48 hours of freedom. We know you like to get off when you’re off, but there’s so much free porn on the internet that how do you know what’s hot and what’s not?
That’s where we come in. We watch porn all week (for work) and to help you masturbate efficiently, we pick our Top 7 free porn videos from the past week so you’re not wasting any time on the weekend trying to find porn. We’ve found the best porn for you and put it in Your Weekend Free Porn Playlist. All you need to do is press play, cover your junk in lube and enjoy!
Glamor model Malena Morgan is the definition of a knockout.
She’s a Twisty’s Treat of the Month, a Penthouse Pet of the Month and just all around one of the most attractive women I’ve ever seen pose nude in front of a camera. For evidence of this claim, just look at the 7 Malena Morgan pictures and GIFs below:
Super sex lubricant brand KY thinks that we’re not having enough sex because the stress of our daily routines and our obsession with technology is too distracting for us to have sex.
To get people interested in sex again, they enlisted the help of sexologists, personal trainers and pornstars to develop a sexercise program that will solve all your sexual problems.
The classes were supposedly offered at Buenos Ares’s largest gym complex, with over 5,000 participants hoping to spark an interest in sexual activity and build sexual stamina. However, I did some research on that and there’s no evidence that it actually happened.
When it comes to attracting women, I’ve always been handicapped by my hatred of dance. I’m a man of limited grace so I prefer to save the few moves I have for the bedroom. Better to blow a babe away in bed rather than blow your load on the dance-floor.
But it’s cool because as a expert sexpert, attracting women is so easy for me that I need some handicap so that I can better relate to you guys.
Anyways, dancing! Dancing with a woman is an excellent way of attracting her because it’s pretty much form of foreplay. You’re up close, sweaty, grinding your junks together. It’s impossible not to get turned on!
But what dance moves should you be doing to attract women? It’s a question that’s plague uncoordinated schmucks like you and me, but thankfully a group of evolutionary biologists claim to have figured out exactly which dance moves that women are most attracted to. Continue Reading
If you’ve been following this blog’s sex tips, I’m sure you’ve noticed by now that we like to give you detailed sex tips on specific, often bizarre, topics.
Today, I was hoping to write one of these specific, bizarre sex tips but nothing came to me. So instead enjoy this list of simple moves that you can use during sex to make the sex hotter! Continue Reading
While I’m flattered that you guys would ask me instead of a search engine like a normal person, it saddens me that I have to disappoint you by saying, “No. Malena Morgan has never done hardcore. She did a handjob scene with Rachel Steele but otherwise we’ll probably never see Malena Morgan with a penis ever again.”
However, our friends at Twisty’s have found an amazing loophole get us to see Malena Morgan fucking a phallus. Fake penises.
Yes, it’s the closest we’ll ever see to a Malena Morgan hardcore scene, and it’s pretty damn amazing.
Malena stripping out of a white bodysuit while showering is amazing in itself, but that’s just the tip of the iceberg. She takes on, not one, not two, but THREE fake penis that will quench your thirst for a Malena Morgan hardcore video.
To see all the pictures from Malena Morgan’s simulated sex debut, please visit Twistys.com.
And now enjoy this small sampling of Malena Morgan vs three penises.[wpsgallery]
I hope that this is a taste of what’s to come. I mean, Malena Morgan is already everyone’s favorite pornstar and she only does lesbian and solo porn. Can you imagine if she started doing B/G and more?
She’d have a monopoly on all genres of porn. I, for one, welcome our new porn overlord Malena Morgan.
Charlie Sheen proposed to Brett Rossi on Saturday morning while they were flying on a private jet to Hawaii for a romantic getaway. TMZ has the photographic evidence of the happy couple’s engagement. Let’s have a look. Continue Reading
However, it’s not long before Malena hears a rustling from upstairs. When she goes to check on the sounds, she finds Shae desperate for another taste of Malena’s sweet pussy.
Of course, Malena is happy to oblige but not before tasting Shae first…
Let’s look at these two gorgeous babes resume what they started last night early in the morning. Continue Reading
Sex is complicated. No one understands that better than me. That’s why if you have a question about sex, I’m prepared to answer your questions with sexpert sex advice in this special Sex.com Blog feature, Chico’s Sex Advice.
Today’s question comes from a loyal Sex.com Blog pawn by the name of Coop.
This is in reference to the question Casey asked about waking up her bf with a blowjob.
What about the reversal role and you want to give your girlfriend head in the morning? Pussy is the breakfast of champions”
Excellent question, Coop! Here’s what I think… Continue Reading
Last time we saw Malena Morgan on the Sex.com Blog, we learned the secret to Malena’s perfect body.
Now she’s got some new pictures from Twisty’s that really showcase that perfect body.
Do yourself a favor and bask in the beauty that is Malena Morgan: Continue Reading
This is Malena Morgan:
By all accounts, Malena Morgan has a perfect body.
If you don’t think so, I would advise getting your head checked for signs of being totally fucked.
So how does one get a perfect body like Malena Morgan’s? Continue Reading
FriendFinder Networks has filed for has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy today in order to cut its debt load as the company struggles to make loan payments.
FriendFinder, which houses sites like AdultFriendFinder.com, GetItOn.com, XMatch.com, Cams.com, Danni.com, and Penthouse.com and also has reportedly not turned a net profit since 2008, listed out estimated liabilities of $500 million to $1 billion and assets less than $10 million, according to a court filing.
“Despite continuing member interest and high volume traffic, the debtors did not make certain payments to the holders of existing first lien notes and cash pay second lien notes which constituted a default under their respective indentures,” FriendFinder said in the filing.
Why should you care about FriendFinder Networks filing for bankruptcy?
Well if they don’t start to turn a profit, AdultFriendFinder.com will go out of business and you’ll have to download Tinder to find casual sex.
Worse, if they don’t start to turn a profit, this could mean the end of Penthouse. FriendFinder Networks operates Penthouse.com and they publish Penthouse Magazine.
Penthouse porn is consistently some of the best porn around. There’s a reason why Penthouse porn is such a trusted brand name with consumers.
When you take your daily trip to the corner store to buy candy or cigarettes, I highly recommend that you pick up an issue of Penthouse porn magazine to do your part to help ensure its existence.
To convince you that buying a Penthouse porn magazine is a good idea, here are some of the best porn pictures pinned from the pages of Penthouse featuring some of your favorite pornstars (Malena Morgan, Samantha Saint, Jenna Rose, Sunny Leone, Sasha Grey, Alexis Ford, Devon, Emily Addison, April O’Neil, Ash Hollywood, Whitney Westgate, Nicole Aniston, and many more!):[wpsgallery]
The Sex Awards is the first consumer-voted awards show for the adult industry and it’s going to be broadcast on national television (or so they claim). Plus it’s hosted by your favorite adult star, Kayden Kross.
You have until August 25th to cast your votes.
Why should you vote in the Sex Awards? Because not only will you be supporting your favorite adult stars, studios, scenes and sites, you could also win two tickets to attend the Sex Awards and pump elbows (or uglies) with your favorite adult stars at the Sex Awards!
There are 17 different categories you can vote in. Here’s how we voted:
Babe of the Day: Malena Morgan
Place of Origin: Bradenton, Florida
Is it just me or has summer 2013 been pretty lousy?
The weather has been either too hot or too stormy to actually do anything. It’s been a real bummer.
Thankfully, super babe and functioning nudist Malena Morgan is here to save our summers with a sizzling new gallery from Met-Art.[wpsgallery]
It’s uncanny how Met-Art was able to create a gallery of how I wish I was spending my summer. Beautiful views, sunsets, comfortable clothing, and naked Malena Morgan.
Since it didn’t look like my dream summer was actually going to happen, at least we have these photos so that we can pretend that summer is going great.
*Stats courtesy of Babepedia.com
Who watches lesbian porn?
For the most part lesbian porn is watched by straight men and straight women. Why?
Well, straight women tend to prefer lesbian porn because the focus of the porn video is on the woman’s pleasure rather than the man’s. Regular straight porn can be a turn off to straight women because the way women are treated can sometimes be interpreted as violent or degrading.
And as I’ve already said, you can’t underestimate the end of the scene is always the man cumming on the woman’s face, with little emphasis on a real orgasm from the woman. When watching porn, straight women prefer two or more gals hanging out, having fun, and hopefully actually orgasming.
Straight men like lesbian porn because straight men love women. Lesbian sex just looks better because there are two beautiful women doing sexy things instead of one. It’s just simple math. There’s also the thought that straight men like lesbian porn because there are no naked men in on the screen. I can’t endorse this because there are some homophobic undertones in this explanation and I can’t get down with homophobia, even when it’s just in the undertones.
So if straight women and straight men are the main groups watching lesbian porn, what do real lesbians think of lesbian porn?
Well, Davey Wavey, the globe-trotting gay Youtube and fitness guru (self-proclaimed) got a bunch of real lesbians together to watch some lesbian porn and share their thoughts on the matter. Let’s check out their reactions: Continue Reading
Sounds interesting, right? If only there was a blog that could provide a synopsis of this study with NSFW visual aids. Good news, there is a blog that can provide a synopsis. It’s this blog. The Sex.com Blog.
Ok, Mr. Millward, what do you have for us?
When was the last time you bought a porn magazine? It’s been a minute, hasn’t it?
A new interactive porn magazine Touch me! is now available for free. All you need is an internet connection to download it for FREE. You can view it offline as well (once you’ve downloaded it, of course). Touch me! doesn’t discriminate on devices either, any OS or mobile device can view it. Also, did I mention that it was free?
Check out Touch me! by clicking here
It really succeeds in transposing the feel of a traditional porn magazine and updates it to a modern sensibility. Can’t wait for issue #2!