• Russian Instagram Models Trick Horny Dudes and Teenagers

    I don’t know how old the general reading population of this blog is. However, I am just old enough that I remember the days of dial-up internet. More specifically, trying to look at porn on a dial-up connection was a total nightmare. The agonizing process of slowly, slowly waiting for one single picture to load is the stuff that nightmares are made of. And that was just pictures! Forget about videos that shit took like 3 months to download.

    Now, luckily, if I want to look at pictures and even videos of sexy babes I can just go to and look at an endless feed of porn.

    But there’s a new generation of people facing problems with slow-loading babe pictures, and those are the people that are on crappy phone networks. Your big clunky home computers can handle everything fine, but your little futuristic pocket computers are struggling. Blame all of the shitty service providers for these obstructions. If I want to look at hot babes while I’m on the toilet I should be able to, seamlessly!

    Well a Russian phone network provider recently played up on this extremely modern nuisance:

    “BBDO Moscow and Russian telecom MTS collaborated to baffle the crap out of followers of popular Instagram bloggers Victoria Bonya, Alena Vodonaeva and Anna Sedokova. In one of the troll-iest social media plays ever, these attractive Insta-celebrities posted photos captioned with the following hashtags: #sexy #oiled #myself #six #hot #naked #pumpedup #guys #red #latex #ass #withanimals #cat #bear #horse #experimenting #crazy #positions #wow #amazing #ohmygod.”

    Pardon the out-dated language from the quote above. What the hell is an Instagram Blogger? Is that the same thing as an interweb site?

    Here’s the funny thing though – there was no actual pictures. The Russian Instagram models simply uploaded actual pictures of a ‘photo loading’ screen with those hashtags, to fool thousands of weird Instagram lurkers around the world.

    Unfortunately, this was all just a viral marketing campaign to force people into spending way more money than they should have to to get a reliable phone connection. It’s still pretty funny though.

    But we’re not those big phone company big wigs. I won’t try and deprive you of pictures of sexy Russian babes. Do you think I’m some kind of monster? So, check out all of these hot pictures, and if they don’t load properly then you ACTUALLY are having network problems and its not my fault.

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    Also as a bonus here are a few actual pictures of Anna Sedokova, one of the Russian Instagram models in question:

    June 5, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 22845

  • The Babes of 138 Water

    Nicole Aniston bikini

    Nicole Aniston for 138 Water

    What is 138 Water?

    The company that makes it claims that 138 Water is water that will change your life.

    Will it? I don’t know. It’s just electrolyte enhanced purified water. So maybe if you’re dehydrated and you drink 138 Water, your dehydrated life will be changed for the better.

    Some of you may already know that 138 is slang for “I Love You”. One Meaning, Three Words, Eight Letters.

    1 is Unity. 3 is Trinity. 8 is Infinity.

    I’m not making any of this up. It’s all on their website if you don’t believe me.

    Saying that electrolyte enhanced purified water is love is pretty damn lame if you ask me. 138 Water does have a saving grace though. They have excellent taste in babes!

    It’s like they knew how heavy-handed and stupid it is to say that their special water is life-changing love juice, so to make up for it they got super babes like Nicole AnistonNikki Leigh, Kendra Perez, Amanda Cerny, and Jessa Hinton posing in bikinis with bottles of 138 Water.

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    October 4, 2013 • BABES • Views: 2320

  • The Courtney Stodden bidding war explained

    Courtney Stodden

    Teenage-bride and tabloid star Courtney Stodden turned 18 today. As a result she’s been receiving offers from porn companies to do some hardcore scenes to keep her celebrity status alive.

    So far she’s received offers from:

    • Digital Playground

    Digital Playground even had contract star Jesse Jane record a recruitment video to entice her to sign with them: view it on YouTube here.

    What is it about Courtney Stodden that has all these different porn companies bidding for her image? WARNING SPOILERS!

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    August 29, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 967

  • “One Million Moms” Say Skittles Promotes Bestiality

    Let me clarify, “One Million Moms” believe that a new Skittles commercial promotes bestiality. Bestiality is not explicitly promoted or a side-effect of eating Skittles (or so we think). Anyways, the commercial features a young woman making out with a walrus named Bobby. In case you didn’t know, Skittles’s new image is “zany”.

    I’m guessing that most of you just kind of shrugged it off as sort of funny idea that was about 30 seconds too long (the commercial itself has a running time of 31 seconds). But “One Million Moms” felt differently. Here’s the official statement from their website:

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    August 27, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 834