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  • Monday Sexy Links

    danielle sharp melissa clarke1 Monday Sexy Links

    Danielle Sharp & Mellisa Clarke

    You know how I would like to spend the rest of my summer? See that picture at the top of the post? That’s Danielle Sharp and Mellisa Clarke just hanging out, doing some topless sunbathing (or maybe having a topless picnic?).

    See that couple of inches separating the two babes? If I could have it my way, I would spend the rest of my summer squeezed between them. That’s all I want.

    Because Danielle Sharp and Mellisa Clarke are sexy models that everyone has a huge crush on, I’m not going to hold my breath. There’s a 55% chance that I won’t be sandwiched between Danielle Sharp and Mellisa Clarke this summer. If it doesn’t happen, at least I can always go back to the internet and forget about my summer-sorrow by looking at sexy pictures and videos.

    Speaking of which, there’s always a ton of sexy pictures and videos that we sometimes don’t have time to get to. So here now is the best stuff we skipped for your viewing / pinning pleasure:

    Russian Model Babe Yulia Terentieva hits the beach

    Danielle Sharp and Mellisa Clarke are Festival Fitties

    Ode to Under-Boob Cleavage

    Adriana Lima is a sex goddess

    Emily Ratajkowski takes on the great outdoors in the nude

    Naked babes on wheels

    20 Hottest pictures of Katarian Van Derham

    Brazilian Beauty all hot and bothered

    Candice Swanepoel Unplugged

    Valeria (Watch4Beauty)

    Rosario Dawson’s nude scene from Trance

    Kelsey Ann via LET THERE BE PORN

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    July 8, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1099

  • Mellisa Clarke: Sexy Goth

    7 Mellisa Clarke: Sexy Goth

    Melissa Clarke

    Summer can be hard for goths.

    They have to deal with sunshine and good vibes all summer long. Let me tell you, sunshine and good vibes are two things that don’t go well with goth culture.

    Normally I would just feel bad for goths in the summer time. However, while scrolling through pages and pages of free porn on Sex.com, I came across Mellisa Clarke posing on the beach (specifically, the sexy Mellisa Clarke picture at the beginning of this post).

    For all intents and purposes, Mellisa Clarke is goth.

    Feel free to tell me otherwise in the comments, but the truth is I don’t care. I really do not care if she doesn’t actually listen to Bauhaus or if she’s never seen The Crow or whatever goths are into these days. Melissa Clarke looks sort of goth, which is good enough for me.

    Just be happy that I didn’t choose Kate Upton for this beach goth Babe of the Day.

    Anyways, seeing Mellisa Clarke’s sexy beach pic on Sex.com got me thinking…

    Why are there no sexy goths hanging at the beach? There’s nothing I like better than incongruity and a sexy goth at the beach is full of incongruity.

    In general, where are all the sexy goths?

    They used to be all over the high school.

    I’m making Mellisa Clarke (the sexiest goth of all time) Babe of the Day on the condition that the sexy goths of the world come out of hiding. We love your pale skin, dark hair, and bleak outlook on life and humanity.

    For anyone who doubts that goths can be sexy, it is my pleasure to introduce you to Mellisa Clarke, the babe of the day:  Continue Reading

    June 19, 2013 • BABES • Views: 1495