• 1 in 5 Men Are Unhappy With Their Penis

    At the risk of sounding heteronormative, penises are weird. Not that I’m not happy to have a penis (it’s pretty cool, I guess), but you’ve got to admit that having a super-sensitive nub of flesh that alternates between fleshy sponge and rock-hard love machine is weird.

    While women worry about keeping their bodies up to the ridiculously high standards set by mainstream and adult media, men have all been brainwashed into thinking that their penises need to be big, circumcised and ready to get hard in a moment’s notice because those are the only types of penises we ever see or talk about.  Continue Reading

    October 1, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 9648

  • Study Says Women Prefer Flab Over Abs

    According to a new study commissioned to mark the UK DVD release of Neighbours, starring Seth Rogen and Zac Efron, three out of four British women would choose a man with a great big gut over a perfectly chiseled muscle man.

    For those of you keeping score, that’s approximately 23 million British, Welsh, Scottish and Northern Irish women that find six packs to be a TURN OFF. Meanwhile, 96% of women reported that they predict a date with a muscle-bound hunk to be a total waste of an evening.

    Let’s get one thing straight before you trade in your gym membership for a trough filled with ice cream: the results of this Seth Rogen sponsored study does not mean that women hate men with sinewy…toned…muscular…hot bodies. Hell, as a straight man, I can’t help but get hard thinking about Zac Efron and his hot abs (Seth Rogen has a good joke about it in Neighbors but I forget what it was. Can anyone even remember May 2014 anyway?).

    It’s more that women like the fantasy of muscular men but when it comes to real life, a flabby man is the way to go. Why? Because 74% of women in the survey said they’d feel self-conscious taking their clothes off in front of a Zac Efron-style Adonis. His discipline and commitment to making his body better in contrast with their own listlessness.

    You must have unshakeable confidence if you’re never self-conscious about your body. It happens to everyone because the society’s standard for the ideal body is not a realistic goal.

    Is it any wonder that women feel that a woman who doesn’t give a shit about his own appearance would be less critical of hers? Sadly, that’s not always the case. If you’re a fat slob of a man that doesn’t do anything to tend to himself while critiquing your partner’s appearance, go to Hell.

    So while the majority of women would choose Seth Rogen over Zac Efron, I’m curious to know how you guys feel about women.

    I think it’s fair to say that by in large, men are shallower than women. But that’s just my hypothesis! Prove me wrong!

    Why did I put that last option about having a huge dick in there? You’re all going to vote that your huge dick is the source of infinite confidence and it immediately makes you the most attractive man ever because men who read sex blogs feel the need to overcompensate. Sadly, having a big dick isn’t so great.

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    [h/t: The Daily Mail]

    September 10, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 8250

  • No Pain No Gain: Man’s Libido Not Affected by Pain

    You remember all of the times that a woman has claimed that she has a headache or isn’t feeling well so that she doesn’t have to have sex with you?

    Turns out she might not be fabricating a huge web of lies just to avoid the weird and startling sight of your naked body.

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    April 28, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 11966

  • Survey Says Men Prefer Virgins and Women Prefer Experienced Men

    A new international survey has confirmed what we’ve long suspected about the sexual preferences of men and women. Women like experienced lovers, whereas men prefer virgins. That shouldn’t be too surprising given the outrageous sums of money some men are willing to pay in those online virginity auctions that are all the rage.

    While both sexes wanted their partners to be fun-loving and energetic (as opposed to fun-hating and lazy? C’mon survey, what the fuck? Give us some interesting results. No one wants to date someone fun-hating and lazy…unless of course she’s the misery chick.), women were interested in men who were actively dating because they’re more comfortable and confident as partners.

    Meanwhile, men expressed a preference for the innocent “girl next door” type who had little or no sexual experience. NO WONDER MEN AND WOMEN HAVE SUCH A HARD TIME GETTING ALONG, RIGHT?

    It’s hard for me to take these results seriously for two reasons.

    1. Everyone lies about sex.

    2. If men prefer “girl next door” types with little or no sexual experience, then why are MILFs consistently popular?

    If you ask me, there’s nothing fun about having sex with a virgin. It’s clumsy and awkward and ultimately a huge disappointment for the virgin because sex has been so overhyped for her entire life. I suppose there are men in this world egotistical enough to want to be a woman’s first, because taking someone’s virginity allows you to think that they’ll remember you forever, which must help with some delusions of self-importance or immortality fantasies some men have.

    Or worse yet, maybe men prefer virgins because they are “purer” or “cleaner” than women with experience. If that’s how you think, then get over yourself. There’s nothing wrong with an experienced woman. If you’ve never had sex with an experienced woman, I’m willing to bet that you have no idea that you’re actually having terrible sex.

    So in short, us men have a lot to learn about our sexual partner preferences from women. Women, always a step ahead of men.

    If you’re a man that prefers virgins, please explain why in the comments.

    via AbpLive

    April 9, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 10500

  • 75 Percent of Men Want Their Partners To Look Like Pornstars



    Ladies porn magazine Cosmopolitan surveyed 4,000 men and 4,000 women to find out what they think about porn.  Continue Reading

    February 21, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 5122

  • 10 Things Men Do Subconsciously That Women Can’t Resist


    Is anyone else surprised that sending dick pics isn’t one of the 10?

    Ever since I started answering your sex questions, the question I get asked the most is, “How do I attract a woman?”

    Obviously, it’s an important question and truthfully I don’t know how to attract women. I’d love to help you all attract women but I can’t explain how I do it. You see, I’ve been graced with a beautiful face and naturally clear, soft skin. So if I were to try and answer the “How do I attract a woman?” question, the only advice I’d be able to give is:

    1. Be handsome
    2. Be cool

    I know being handsome and cool will attract women but I can’t teach you how to be handsome or cool.

    So you were S out of luck until now.

    Female redditors have just revealed  the Top 10 things that men do subconsciously that women find SUPER ATTRACTIVE. So are you ready to find out what women find attractive?  Continue Reading

    January 22, 2014 • TOP 10's • Views: 7053

  • Does Sex Still Sell?


    Quality advertising

    Everyone knows that sex sells. But then again, 600 years ago everyone knew that the world was flat. The thing about universal truths like “the Earth is flat” or “sex sells” is that eventually they become untrue and it takes a while for people to catch on. So I’m asking you, does sex still sell?

    According to a new study published in the journal of the Association for Psychological Science, women don’t respond well to sexy advertisements, unless the sexy ads are for a product or service that is “superior and expensive.”  Continue Reading

    December 6, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 951

  • What Men and Women Regret After Sex


    Sex and Regret

    Maybe it’s just me, but for me sex is synonymous with regret. If you ever have the misfortune of seeing my naked body, you’ll understand exactly what I mean.

    But I’ve always been curious to know what people regret most about their sex lives. Thankfully a new study from the University of Texas and the University of California, Los Angeles has found out what men and women regret most about sex. And the results are going to shock the pants off of you. Continue Reading

    November 27, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1963

  • Ask Marni by – How Do I Date a Stripper?


    Here is the email that I got from George:

    “Marni I want to date a stripper, I think we have a connection, nevertheless she is a very special person, she was taken aback and did not expect me to tell her how deep of a person she was, what to do I do  next? I want to be fair and upfront with her, but I do not want to make her feel uncomfortable.”


    Marni  answers : “Ok George, stripper or not,  it sounds that you met a woman you were highly attracted to, that you really would like to know  and who you feel you have a connection with. Right?”

    That’s great! Remember this:

    “A woman is a woman whether she is a grocery cashier, a police officer or a stripper; meaning we all have need expectations and sexual desires when it comes to man, and the man we want. I actually happened to be friend with strippers and some pornstars, they all say the biggest turnoff for them is when men treat them like strippers and pornstars instead of like normal women who have feelings. In fact, I’ve actually seen totally awesome men become pervs and hornballs when interacting with strippers and pornstars even when these girls were off duty. These women always handle their behaviour very well, but I could sense that it totally turned them off.

    As long as you treat her like a woman,someone who deserves respect, attention and to hear how do you feel as opposed to just another stripper, you could do no wrong! Even if you didn’t know her occupation i would advice you to be upfront because that what, we girl,crave for men. The goats to tell us how you feel us and your intention.

    So be bold, be yourself and be upfront with her about how you see her. It seems like she’s already taking her guard down as very comfortable to speaking to you. Now turn off the heat. And go after what you want. Trust me there’s a good thing there.”

    I hope that answered you question George.

    For more tips on how to attract, date, seduce and get any girl that you want visit or watch for more videos here on”

    – Marni.

    July 26, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 683

  • Who spends more on sex? Men or Women?


    You know…sex.

    It’s no secret that women are better than men at pretty much everything. Sorry guys, but it’s true. We’ve been beat by the fairer sex.

    Though surprisingly, the one thing that men are better at than women is spending money on sex. Specifically, in preparation for first-time sex with a new partner. Continue Reading

    March 22, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1736

  • CHEATING: Do’s & Don’ts

    Is this cheating or pimping? I'll let you decide.

    Is this cheating or pimping? I’ll let you decide.


    Whether it’s to win a race, pass a test, or to get unlimited ammo in a video game, we’ve all cheated or considered cheating at least once (if not hundreds of times). While these examples of cheating are clear cut breaking the rules to gain an advantage, cheating in a relationship is way more ambiguous. Because what advantage does cheating in a relationship give you? More sex, I guess. But the stress cancels out that advantage.

    What even constitutes cheating in a relationship anymore? Are you cheating on someone when you tightly close your eyes and imagine Kagney Linn Karter during sex? Are men and women allowed to talk to each other once they’re involved? What the heck is it?

    Lucky for us polled some Redditors for a definitive info-graphic on cheating. Everything you wanted to know about cheating’s Do’s and Don’ts is here. Let’s take a look:
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    February 12, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 4258