Miley Cyrus

  • Miley Cyrus vs. Kim Kardashian. Who Did It Better?

    Remember last November when Kim Kardashian tried to break the internet by returning to her roots and posing nude for Paper Magazine? We’ll never forget it because it spawned two awesome Kim Kardashian porn parodies (Nikki Benz’s Kim Kardashian porn parody and Kendra Lust’s Kim Kardashian porn parody) and Kim, now officially a MILF, looked absolutely stunning.

    Miley Cyrus is now following in Kim’s footsteps and trying to break the internet with her very own nude photoshoot for Paper Magazine.

    We wholeheartedly appreciate Paper Magazine’s ability to get two of the world’s biggest celebrities to strip down…but we must ask ourselves who did it better. Can Miley Cyrus nude even hold a candle to Kim Kardashian nude? Let’s take a look at both sets and decide which sexy celebrity’s nude photos for Paper Magazine are the most fap-worthy.

    Miley Cyrus Nude for Paper Magazine

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    June 10, 2015 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Sex, Sex News • Views: 3190

  • Miley Cyrus Pulls Out of Porn Film Festival

    Well that didn’t take long.

    Just yesterday, we were all excited because Miley Cyrus’ short “porn” film was going to be screened at the NYC Porn Film Festival in Bushwick.

    As of 7pm yesterday, Miley Cyrus has yanked her “porn” film from the festival.  Continue Reading

    February 11, 2015 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights • Views: 5822

  • Miley Cyrus’ “Tongue Tied” Enters the NYC Porn Film Festival

    Since 2013, Miley Cyrus has been inching closer to X-rated territory with revealing outfits and scandalous dance moves. Even though she went from Disney Channel to NSFW, never in a million years did we ever think she’d actually dip her toes into the porn world. After all, she’s a pop star that’s worth approximately $160 million.

    But turns out, we were wrong.

    Miley Cyrus will be appearing in short film titled “Tongue Tied” that will be screened at the NYC Porn Film Festival in Bushwick on February 27th.  Continue Reading

    February 10, 2015 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights • Views: 8350

  • Miley Cyrus Freed Her Nipples on Instagram

    I used to follow Miley Cyrus on Instagram. I don’t anymore because I can’t stand to have my feed clogged with her antics.

    Though I should probably start following her again since she’s hopped on the #FreeTheNipple bandwagon.

    Miley Cyrus’ #FreeTheNipple presence features mainly crudely photoshopped pasties but yesterday she actually freed her nipples and showed some boob.  Continue Reading

    December 30, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Sex, Sex News • Views: 10506

  • Playboy’s 20 Sexy Celebrities that Have Pornstar Doppelgangers

    The only thing that we like better than sexy celebrities are sexy celebrities with pornstar doppelgangers.

    In case you’re unfamiliar with the concept of pornstar doppelgangers, they are adult film stars, typically female, who resembles a friend, acquaintance or even sexy celebrities and the adult film star serves as a stand-in/visualization aid in sexual fantasies involving the person you’re fapping to.

    In order to help you visualize your favorite sexy celebrities nude (or doing something a bit more hardcore since a lot of these celebrities can be seen nude on already), Playboy has released a list of 20 sexy celebrities who bear an uncanny resemblance to some of the hottest adult stars in the business.  Continue Reading

    December 8, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Pornstars • Views: 8787

  • Miley Cyrus’ Birthday Party Was Exemplary

    In case you have a birthday coming up and are at loss for what to do for it, you should absolutely take a few tips from Miley Cyrus’ recent birthday bash.  Continue Reading

    November 25, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 6847

  • An Interview With Your Favorite New Pornstar – Carter Cruise!

    If you follow the blog or the adult industry in general, then you’ve probably heard of Carter Cruise.  One of porn’s fastest rising stars in the last year or so, Carter won the Fan Choice Award for Best New Starlet at the 22nd Annual NightMoves Awards.  That’s a prestigious accomplishment!  We’re totally enamoured with Cruise here at the blog, and if you haven’t already, you can check out some of our previous posts about her:

    Second Chances Starring Carter Cruise

    10 Reasons Why You Want to Win a Skype Session with Carter Cruise

    Thankfully, we finally got the chance to ask this blonde bombshell of a pornstar a few questions!

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    October 14, 2014 • INTERVIEWS, Porn, Porn News & Highlights, Pornstars • Views: 18671

  • If Nipples are Banned from Instagram, These 9 Things Should Also Be Banned

    Instagram has a no-nipple policy which has gotten a lot of attention in the past weeks, and has proven to be quite the contentious subject du jour, drawing influential involvement and opposition from celebrities such as Scout Willis, Grace Coddington and Rihanna.

    Here at we believe that nipples, bodies and sex are evil and they should be completely banned from social media. In an effort to curb all of the perverts that want to promote sexuality, we have put together a list of additional elements that should be banned from social media. In doing so, Instagram and Facebook can be certain that nobody will every look at sexually explicit photographs on the internet ever again, unless they visit

    1. Jen Selter

    Here is a woman who got famous, and I mean gracing-the-pages-of-mainstream-fashion-magazines famous, by showing off her toned physique in a series of scandalous Instagram photos. But because she doesn’t show her nipples, but rather her abs, butt, cleavage I guess its OK. We should probably ban her from Instagram, just so people don’t get too aroused.


    2. Cleavage

    Showing every other part of the breast except the nipple is totally fine, because as long as you don’t see the actual nipple, its totally not sexually suggestive and all of the kids and repressed adults who look at pictures of cleavage don’t know what a boob looks like, right? Ban all pictures of cleavage, for the kids.


    3. Miley Cyrus

    Miley Cyrus poses naked in almost every second picture that appears of her on the Internetz. She promotes sexuality, her concerts are sexually explicit, she’s not ashamed of her body and flaunts it, but if she shows her nipples, well then she’s banned from Instagram. Makes sense! Ban her.

    Miley Cyrus

    4. Lips

    Lips have been used to kiss before, and lips are involved in a variety of different sex acts and promote sex before marriage and being a slut, or something. Ban all pictures of lips because lips are the devil.


    5. Adult performers

    Hey, these people acted in porn films before! You better ban them from social media because if someone sees a picture of a pornstar hanging out beside a pool with her friends, everyone who sees that picture will immediately go to a website like and become a porn-watching pervert for the rest of their lives. Ban all pornstars from Instagram.

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    6. People enjoying bananas

    The eating of bananas is too suggestive for social media because when I see someone eating a banana it reminds me that I’m over-weight and should eat more fruits and vegetables. But to be real, a banana looks like a penis, so when someone eats it they are promoting illicit sexual acts. #banbananapics


    7. Girl-on-Girl Action

    You know what’s really offensive? Lesbians. You know what’s even more offensive? Celebrities pretending that they’re lesbians. One pair of boobs in a picture is offensive enough, and now you want to include two pairs of boobs? Ban all girl-on-girl action, because it makes me feel funny inside.


    8. Justin Bieber

    This one should be pretty self-explanatory. Justin Bieber is a huge moron. Fuck that guy. And his perpetual nipple-flashing. Ban him.

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    9. #aftersex

    If you include the word sex in a hashtag it means that you are promoting sex on the Internet and promoting sex on the internet is evil. This one is especially bad because it promotes inclusion and participation amongst people on social media. First someone sees #aftersex on their Instagram feed, and next thing you know they’re putting the word “nipple” into a Google Image search. Ban this shit before the epidemic spreads.


    Yes, that’s right, all of the above items promote sexuality, smut, pornography, etc. There’s no room for that kind of garbage on our social media networks, which are so wholesome and positive! Let’s promote body and sex shaming on social media.

    Luckily, if you want to see sexy pictures covering all of the above (with the exception of Bieber…though there’s probably some Bieber erotica actually ☹ ) you can just visit and stop wasting your time on Instagram and Facebook!

    June 17, 2014 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights • Views: 27602

  • Miley Cyrus Goes Full Porn, Gives Blowjob On Stage

    Miley Cyrus has out-done herself yet again.

    Last night, Miley Cyrus performed at London’s G-A-Y Heaven, where she made a suggestive comment about date rape that made it sounds ok.

    “You know, everyone’s a little bit gay,” she told the crowd. “It’s the truth. Everyone’s gay, all it takes is one cocktail. And if that doesn’t work, sprinkle something in their drink. That’s what I always do.”

    While I do agree with Miley that everyone is in fact a little bit gay because sexuality isn’t black and white. Sexuality is more like fifty shades of grey (see what I did there?). But date rape is seriously uncool.

    I was date raped once. The year was 2009. My friend Doug was about to marry a lovely young lady named Tracy, and right before the wedding my friends Ed Helms, Zach Galifianakis and Bradley Cooper decided to have a bachelor party for Doug in glamorous Las Vegas. We were all having a great time, until suddenly I blacked out and woke the next morning with Ken Jeong’s dick in my mouth. Not cool.

    Anyways, Miley Cyrus has made up for her deplorable date rape comment by going full porn on stage.

    There was the usual ass-flaunting:

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    And there was some finger-banging:

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    But Miley, being Miley, took it to a whole new level when she decided to ride a huge inflatable cock:

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    And then things really went crazy when Miley Cyrus took a blow-up doll and started to suck him off:

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    So while Miley Cyrus definitely loses points for her date rape comment, she also managed to gain a lot of points for showing London (and the world) that she’s got some serious blowjob skills and that she can ride a massive dick.

    So…I guess everything cancels out and we can just continue on with our day while we eagerly await the day that Miley is so turnt up on molly that she finally has sex on stage. Simulating sex on stage is cool Miley, but if you really want to turn up you got to do the real deed on stage.

    May 12, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 20361

  • Another Semi-Nude Miley Cyrus Video

    Oh Miley Cyrus, you’re like, so sexual and promiscuous and edgy, I just don’t know how the world is going to deal with this edgy video that’s just so goddamn edgy!

    This new video, appropriately titled “Stockholm Syndrome,” is the audio-visual accompaniment to Miley’s fairly awesome and gonzo looking “Bangerz” tour.  At this point, nothing is really surprising when it comes to Miley Cyrus.  She’s been posing topless for every magazine that’ll grace their pages with her boobs, and her sexualized antics have been pasted across mainstream media for months and months.

    Say what you will about Miley Cyrus, but she certainly knows how to create substantial buzz for herself.  The video is directed by mixed media artist Quentin Jones, and mixes some nice psychedelia with suggestions of light S&M and half-naked Miley dancing around.

    I find myself liking this video and song.  It looks cool aesthetically and, to be honest, I’m a closet Miley fan.  I guess not closet anymore, because I just admitted it on your favourite blog, the blog.  Miley Cyrus, keep on doing your thang.  It makes my job easier because I always have stuff to write about, and, despite what people might say, the more Miley Cyrus nudity there is in the world, the better.

    Here’s some Miley Cyrus pictures to remind you that, despite media over-saturation, Miley Cyrus is actually still a babe!

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    And here’s some proof that BDSM themed photos, which you can find plenty of in the BDSM category, isn’t all that scary and can be really hot. Though obviously a lot of it is really weird and scary (to me).

    May 5, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Sex News • Views: 23018

  • Who’s Hotter? Miley Cyrus or Her Porn Doppelgänger Miley May?

    Miley Cyrus has been acting X-rated for almost two years now, and in that time no one in the porn industry has tried to give her the parody treatment. Isn’t that strange?

    I mean, Miley Cyrus in past few months alone has:

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    April 4, 2014 • BABES, Polls • Views: 16745

  • Miley Cyrus Masturbates On Instagram


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    Miley Cyrus posted this picture on Instagram yesterday. The caption she wrote for this picture was, “#fuckyeahtampa yasss that’s a bruise on my arssss“.

    Hm…bruise eh? Should have gone #nofilter because I don’t see no damn bruise. But I do see some funny business going on with her hand and her “pussy region”. Please excuse the technical medical jargon.

    Let’s take a closer look:


    Definitely some funny business…

    Hm…interesting. I still don’t see a bruise but there’s definitely something else going on…

    Let’s get a little bit closer…


    Funny business. Confirmed.

    OH DAMN.

    Y’all see that bruise? Just kidding. That’s Miley Cyrus masturbating on Instagram. Unfortunately it’s just some light masturbation. More of a pussy-tickle-tease than full on masturbation. I’m sure all of you were hoping to see an Instagram video of Miley Cyrus using her fist dildo to which I say, give it a few days. If she keeps this pace up, eventually she’ll have no more shocking material other than showing the world how she likes to fist herself. Yikes. Actually I hope that never sees the light of day. Celebrities should be allowed to fist themselves in private.

    You know what’s messed up though? A few months ago, I posted almost the exact same picture on my own personal Instagram and they deleted my account. I just wanted to show all my fans this bruise on my butt and maybe my finger tips were almost touching my taint. Miley gets to show 9 million followers her bruise but not me. Celebrities…am I right?

    March 20, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 5522

  • Miley Cyrus Performs In Her Underwear


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    If you live in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, chances are haven’t had the best luck in your life. Why else would you be in Milwaukee?

    However, Milwaukeeans that went to see Miley Cyrus on her BANGERZ tour Sunday night were lucky enough to see Miley Cyrus perform “23” in nothing but her underwear.

    As Miley explained via Twitter, “Not a new outfit for 23. I didn’t make my quick change and I couldn’t not come out for the song so I just had to run out in my undies :(.”

    Ok sure. I’ve been following Miley Cyrus since she first swapped her good-girl persona for sex-crazed maniac and I can guarantee you that the regular outfit for “23” is absolutely no different than her underwear.

    But that’s not important. What’s important is that you watch Miley sing in her underwear:

    Hahahaha. What is that stage hand doing? How much you want to bet that everything was fine but he just wanted to get a face full of ass before going back to work?

    And how about Miley’s taste in underwear? Not bad. Not bad at all.

    Now please, no more Miley until she has a sex tape leak.

    March 11, 2014 • BABES, Sex News • Views: 4005

  • Miley Cyrus Showed 17 Million People Her Fisting Dildo



    As an internet-famous person, I can tell you first hand that fame has a way of has a way of turning you into a sex-crazed, attention-starved maniac.

    For proof of this, we need only to look to actual famous person Miley Cyrus, who already totally synonymous with sex-crazed, attention-starved manic already. But in typical Miley fashion, she’s taken it to a whole new level.

    On Tuesday night, Miley Cyrus tweeted a selfie that seemed innocuous, however upon closer examination it appears that her hand is actually THE HAND OF ADONIS, a 16 1/2 inch hand-shaped dildo.

    The Hand Of Adonis is designed specifically for fans of fisting. Nice Miley. Here’s the manufacturer’s description:

    NOT for the faint of heart, the Hand of Adonis is a unique tool for size enthusiasts, or anyone interested in fisting. The ultra realistic, 16 1/2 inch arm ends in a ‘duck bill’ positioned hand, with thick fingers for lots and lots of sensation. The realistic feeling, SilAgel filled rubber material is firm, yet quite flexible, and able to bend and twist for the perfect fit inside. It’s also anti-bacterial, non-toxic, and latex and cadmium free for safe enjoyment. The Hand tool is very large, quite heavy, and so not well suited to beginners, but if you’re experienced with large sized toys, you’ll love it. Check out the Fist of Adonis too!

    Some of you might be surprised to see Miley Cyrus using a 16 1/2 inch fist shaped dildo, but just to remind that Miley Cyrus is very famous. And though that might mean she gets to drink Fiji Water on a private jet, it also means that the average dildo can’t get her off anymore. :( . Poor little rich girl.

    Miley, my hands are very slender and unusually soft…so if you’re ready to take on a real fist, I’d like to nominate myself to do the honors. We can talk about what it’s like to famous and sexually depraved. It will be great.


    The Hand of Adonis reaches into Miley’s crotch

    March 7, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 4061

  • Miley Cyrus Blows Bill Clinton


    Miley Cyrus blows Bill Clinton for the Bangerz Tour

    Miley Cyrus can’t stop trying to be sexy in the weirdest possible ways.

    Wait. Did I say sexy? Sorry I got confused because usually when a celebrity simulates oral sex in front of thousands of fans, it’s sexy. Miley Cyrus simulating giving Bill Clinton a blowjob isn’t sexy. Maybe it is? I don’t know. I think it’s supposed to be shocking, just like the other parts of the Bangerz Tour  where Miley rubs her crotch, rides a hotdog, and wears a leotard made of weed leaves.

    However, Miley Cyrus pretending to give Bill Clinton isn’t shocking so much as it is confusing.

    During the “Party in the USA” portion of Miley’s Bangerz Tour, Miley dances with a a woman dressed as the Statue of Liberty, two women in a Mount Rushmore headdresses and a little person wearing a Liberty Bell costume. Then Bill Clinton enters and Miley kneels in front of him and pretends to fellate him.

    Here’s a closer look at Miley Cyrus pretending to give Bill Clinton a blowjob.


    Bill Clinton got a blowjob from Monica Lewinsky in 1998. Miley Cyrus was born in 1992. No one’s made a Bill Clinton blowjob joke since 2000. What the hell is Miley doing and why is she doing it?

    I guess pretending to blow a President of the United States is the only way to sell records these days.

    I’d like to conclude this post by pointing out Miley’s eyes in that photo. As you can see, she’s looking up at fake-Bill Clinton. She’s trying to establish eye contact while giving a blowjob. Eye contact is one of the hottest things a woman can do while giving a blowjob. It’s so simple yet very effective. Therefore, if Miley Cyrus is trying to establish eye contact during a fake, on-stage blowjob there’s only one conclusion that we can come to…Miley Cyrus gives really good blowjobs.

    If someone can hook me up with backstage passes to Miley’s Bangerz Tour, I’ll be able to either confirm or deny that Miley Cyrus gives really good blowjobs. Until I get those backstage passes, let’s continue to believe there’s nothing quite like a Miley blowjob.

    February 17, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 4736

  • New Miley Cyrus Topless Photos


    All you ever did was wreck me with your topless photos, Miley.

    I’ve been blessed with many advantages over other people. Advantages like being prettier than the average man and having hands so perfect that people will pay $5 to touch them for five minutes.

    Though I could go on forever about how much better I am than you or any regular person, I’ll just say that my biggest advantage is my memory. I never forget a thing. Sometimes I say to people, “I totally forgot, I’m sorry.” The truth, however, is that I didn’t forget and they were ignored.

    Today was the first time I’ve ever doubted my memory. A scan of Miley Cyrus’s Vogue Germany photos surfaced online and I genuinely can’t remember if I’ve posted them before. It’s just that Miley Cyrus is topless so often that I can’t differentiate the incidents of Miley Cyrus toplessness anymore. Normally celebrity nudity is the easiest thing to remember because it happens so sparingly. Miley Cyrus is topless so often that how can anyone keep up?

    So I apologize if I’ve already shared these pictures of Miley Cyrus’s boobs, but who cares? She’s hot, we like boobs.   Continue Reading

    February 6, 2014 • BABES, Sex News • Views: 4245

  • Ron Jeremy Wrecking Ball Parody


    Miley and Ron Jeremy: World’s Best Couple?

    Our friends from have created something so shocking that it can’t be unseen: RON JEREMY IN A WRECKING BALL PARODY.

    Watch it right now:

    Well that was disgusting. You know how some people think that women age like milk and men age like a fine wine? Is it uncool of me to say that Ron Jeremy has aged like a hairy clump of unrefrigerated ground beef?

    Still, you got to admire that sense of humor. It almost makes me forget about his distended belly.


    January 29, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 1479

  • Miley Cyrus New Music Video Looks Like a Sex Tape


    Miley Cyrus music video / sex tape

    Miley Cyrus released her third single from BANGERZ on Boxing Day (yesterday). It’s called “Adore You” and once again Miley comes through with a sexy new music video.

    Rather than riding a wrecking ball in the nude, Miley takes a more low-key approach and just writhes around in bedsheets while playing with a videocamera and suggestively licking her fingers wearing only underwear. There’s also a bathtub scene that you can’t miss.

    When I was watching it I was like, “WOAH. This looks like a Miley Cyrus sex tape if it was made by X-Art.” Unfortunately, it never goes full sex tape. But Miley is still hot so enjoy this super softcore Miley Cyrus sex tape masquerading as a music video:

    December 27, 2013 • BABES • Views: 3692

  • Miley Cyrus Frees Her Nipples For Christmas


    Can’t wait to get another look at those wrecking balls

    Miley Cyrus is back again this week trying to save Christmas sex for the entire world.

    This time instead of twerking for Christmas, she’s taken to flashing her boobs to spread the spirit. On Saturday, Miley tweeted, “Merry Christmas THANK YOU NY for being one of the few states to @freethenipple” and included this picture:


    Free the Nipple is a cause very near and dear to both Miley and I. It’s an organization that aims to “decriminalize the female body.”

    Believe it or not, there are some crazy people who think that women should keep their bodies concealed by clothing. But thankfully with Miley Cyrus backing them, a Christmas miracle that lets women go topless wherever they go could be in the works.

    December 16, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 2032

  • Miley Cyrus Christmas Twerking


    Merry Christmas Miley!

    KIIS FM’s Jingle Ball 2013 was last Friday (December 6th, 2013) and Miley Cyrus came through to slut-up the Holiday season.

    I’d like to thank Miley for her performance because I feel like she’s finally found a way to make Christmas sexy and hopefully these catch on as Christmas traditions.

    Instead of actual reindeer, why not have a bunch of scantily clad babes wearing prancing around in antlers?

    Instead of sitting on Santa’s lap, why not twerk on his junk?

    If this isn’t your idea of Christmas, take a look at the pictures and see if you won’t reconsider:



    Actually, Christmas is fine the way it is.

    December 9, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1519