Miley Cyrus

  • Top 10 Reasons Why Miley Cyrus Should Be Time’s “Person of the Year”


    Miley “Person of the Year” Cyrus

    Miley Cyrus is currently leading the reader’s poll for Time Magazine’s “Person of the Year” award. Click here to see the poll results.

    If Miley wins “Person of the Year”, she’ll finally have something in common with Mahatma Gandhi, FDR, JFK, Martin Luther King Jr., and the Apollo 8 Austornauts besides smoking tons of weed.

    Of course, it’s not up to the readers. The editors of Time Magazine have final say. Plus it seems that the reader’s poll has been hacked, either to prevent Edward Snowden, the NSA surveillance leaker, from being “Person of the Year” or just to troll people because…well…you know…internet.

    Regardless of the hacking, I truly believe that Miley Cyrus should be Time’s “Person of the Year”. Miley should win not only because a woman hasn’t won the award since former President of the Philippines Corazon Aquino won in 1986, but because she fucking killed it this year. You might even say she came into 2013 like a wrecking ball…she never hit so hard in love…all she wanted was to break your walls…

    Ok that’s enough of that. Here are the Top 10 Reasons Why Miley Cyrus Should Be Time’s “Person of the Year”Continue Reading

    November 28, 2013 • TOP 10's • Views: 1944

  • Miley Cyrus Is A Naked and Sexy Alien

    Future and Miley Cyrus have teamed up for a sad, sensual love ballad.

    In the music video for “True and Real”, they take us to the distant future where Miley Cyrus still has trouble keeping her clothes on. Some things never change…

    Is naked Miley Cyrus the sexiest alien of all time?


    I got to say, covering yourself in glitter is a good look.

    November 12, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1668

  • Miley Cyrus Wins Halloween 2013


    Miley Cyrus Halloween 2013

    Miley “Crazy” Cyrus has been pretty quiet ever since her album Bangerz came out.

    The fact that there hasn’t been a “Miley Cyrus is crazy” headline since the album’s release makes me wonder whether she was genuinely crazy or just playing us all for fools while hyping up her album.

    The only thing we can know for sure is that Miley Cyrus won Halloween 2013. Just check out her super sexy costume:  Continue Reading

    October 31, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 3257

  • Miley Cyrus Goes Tits Out For Terry

    Miley Cyrus naked

    Miley Cyrus

    Terry Richardson came through for us big time this week.

    The first thing he did for us this week was photograph mega-babe Alyssa Arce nude.

    Now, Terry has released new sexy photos of Miley Cyrus. Well, not nearly as sexy as Alyssa Arce but still pretty sexy.

    Or maybe sexier? I don’t know. Why don’t you take a look at Terry’s new Miley Cyrus pictures and judge for yourself:


    In case you’re wondering, yes I did crop out Terry Richardson out of two photos. You’re here to see a sexy Miley Cyrus, not a stinky, old hipster. Yet another reason why The Blog is your favorite blog.

    I keep flip-flopping on Miley Cyrus. I’m sick of her, then I like her again. After seeing these pictures this morning, I would say that I’m back on the Miley Cyrus bandwagon.

    How many sexy celebrities let themselves be photographed where their full tit is in view? How many sexy celebrities prance around in a red bodysuit that looks like its only function is to give someone a camel-toe? Don’t even get me started on those leggings and the ice cream. It’s all super hot.

    My only complaint is the way Miley was using that can as a phallus. The only phallus I want to associate with Miley Cyrus is my own phallus getting worked by that infamous Miley Cyrus tongue.

    October 4, 2013 • BABES • Views: 5778

  • More Miley Cyrus Naked

    Miley Cyrus nude

    Miley Cyrus nude on Rolling Stone

    More Miley Cyrus naked.

    Who cares?

    I don’t.

    You might.

    Just in case, here you go:  Continue Reading

    September 24, 2013 • BABES • Views: 2296

  • Miley Cyrus Topless For “Bangerz”

    Miley Cyrus topless

    Miley Cyrus Topless on the cover of her new album “BANGERZ”

    Oh Miley…can nothing stop your wrecking ball of nudity?

    The picture you see at the top of this post is not a poor Photoshop job by yours truly, that’s the alternative album art work for Miley Cyrus’s new album BANGERZ.

    I don’t know how the record industry is doing these days (I assume terribly because who buys music anymore?) but the only way they’re going to sell records is by putting Miley Cyrus topless as the album artwork.

    People may say that they’re getting tired of Miley Cyrus topless, Miley Cyrus nude, Miley Cyrus acting bat-shit crazy, but in reality everyone is constantly trying search for more nude Miley Cyrus.

    Sometimes I wonder if her new hyper-sexual persona is just a marketing strategy devised by Miley because no matter what she does she gets herself into the news.

    All I know is that when I see this album in stores, I’m not going to buy it but I will stare at it discreetly.

    Also checkout Miley Cyrus’s camel toe from a recent performance:


    September 20, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 2268

  • Miley Cyrus Naked In New Music Video

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    Miley Cyrus is naked and I don’t care…

    Three months ago, if I read, “Miley Cyrus Naked” I used to freak out with excitement.

    Miley Cyrus Naked? Really?

    Those three words (Miley Cyrus Naked) had all the promise and excitement of Christmas morning, except so much better because I don’t know how you do Christmas but there are hardly any naked, 20-year-old celebrities when I celebrate Christmas.

    I never believed in the old axiom, “too much of a good thing”. How could excess be harmful? But Miley Cyrus has made me rethink my position on the matter. Miley Cyrus is naked or acting lewd so often that I’ve become totally desensitized to her sexy shenanigans.

    I just don’t care anymore. Before, naked Miley Cyrus was a novelty. It was something unexpected and shocking. Nowadays a naked Miley Cyrus is as sure as the sunrise.

    Now that you know how I feel, let’s watch Miley Cyrus ride a wrecking ball in the nude, lick a sledge-hammer, and touch her body in a white crop-top and panties:

    Miley Cyrus is trying to break the record for most Vevo views in one day, which is almost assured because she included her naked body in the video. She’s guaranteed to get views from two key demographics: Miley Cyrus fans and perverts, which accounts for 100% of Earth’s population.

    I hope that after this she can tone down the sex for my sake because I’m so bored of it.

    In my experience, people who are obsessed with sex and being sexy are that way because they aren’t getting any sex. If that’s the case, Miley, just let me know when you have two and a half minutes to spare. I could really help you out.

    September 9, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 2403

  • Miley Cyrus Goes Sex Crazy at VMA’s

    Robin Thicke and Miley Cyrus VMAs

    Robin Thicke & Miley Cyrus at the 2013 VMAs

    What the hell happened at the VMAs last night? It definitely wasn’t a Nashville party.

    As The Onion predicted in 2008, Miley Cyrus has been officially drained dry of entertainment value.

    Last night, Miley Cyrus performed “We Can’t Stop” where she climbed out of a giant teddy bear and pranced around. Then Robin Thicke came out on stage and Miley stripped down to a nude colored bikini. Together they sang “Blurred Lines” (unfortunately, Emily Ratajkowski was not there).

    Everyone watched in terror as Miley Cyrus pranced around. The consensus is, Miley Cyrus has gone too far. It’s not fun, it’s not sexy, it’s just sad.

    But who am I to tell you how to feel about Miley Cyrus’s performance at the VMA’s?

    You can watch for yourself right here:  Continue Reading

    August 26, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1743

  • Miley Cyrus Sexy Pictures by Terry Richardson

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    Terry Richard & Miley Cyrus

    Miley Cyrus’s hipster-slut makeover is now complete.

    She was finally photographed by notable hipster-slut photographer Terry Richardson.

    Now, you might think that I’m being too harsh by referring to Miley and Terry as “hipster-sluts” but I think Miley Cyrus is really pulling it off. She’s at least committed to this new “Bad Girl” persona rather than a half-heartedly trying it out.

    I never understood why people thought Miley Cyrus was so hot before her transformation. Yes, she’s always been a petite, country girl but now she’s got some freaking attitude!

    Alright, let’s look at these new Miley Cyrus sexy pictures shot by Terry Richards:


    Two things:

    1. How cool and sexy is that Rap Music sweater Miley’s wearing?
    2. What are her lips made of? Flubber? (If you don’t get the reference, you’re not old enough to be on this site)

    While these new Miley Cyrus sexy pictures are very sexy, I’m looking forward to seeing how she plans to out-do herself.

    Every month, Miley Cyrus does something a little racier. Before you know it, she’s going to be fully nude. Maybe more?

    August 20, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 3547

  • Watch Miley Cyrus Twerk For Juicy J

    Miley Cyrus Juicy J

    Bandz A Make Miley Dance via Juicy J’s Instagram

    How many fucks is Miley Cyrus giving these days?

    None at all.

    Ever since she cut her hair, she’s been wilding out. Earlier this summer we finally got a glimpse of Miley Cyrus topless and this past Saturday she was twerking for Juicy J.

    We’ve seen the top, now let’s see what Miley Cyrus’s ass can do: Continue Reading

    June 10, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1481

  • Miley Cyrus Topless Photo?


    The goods!

    Miley Cyrus striking some sexy poses isn’t uncommon but there’s always a hand, a lock of hair or something that obscures just enough of her boobs to make the photo not newsworthy.

    However, I may have come across a picture of Miley Cyrus topless with nothing obscuring her boobs for a change. Let’s take a look.  Continue Reading

    May 30, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 3334

  • pursuing Miley Cyrus for lesbian softcore video

    World’s best site teaming up with world’s best singer?

    We had a real special project planned for all of you but unfortunately, we were outed by TMZ. We weren’t going to tell you anything until it was for sure but since it’s already out there, we might as well tell you. wants to re-shoot the music video “Decisions” as a soft-core lesbian romp instead of a real cheesy music video style party. Our idea is to get Miley Cyrus naked with Jessie Andrews and have them make-out a bunch or more if Miley is feeling up for it.

    Since it was already posted on TMZ, let’s all look at the letter we sent to Miley’s management:
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    November 5, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 1725

  • Miley Cyrus earns’s respect by working with Jessie Andrews

    This is Jessie Andrews, she’s a porn star. She’s too cute to be a porn star. Call her and thank her, you ingrates.

    For most of us, the party in the USA ended in 2010. However, most of us aren’t Miley Cyrus who has kept her own personal party in the USA alive and well since summer 2009.

    She’s been smoking weed salvia, giving people lapdances, dating super hunky Australians, cutting off her hair, bleaching her hair, making guest appearances on Two and a Half Men. Yes, the girl we knew as a tween idol has really gone off the rails by acting like any ordinary teenager with millions of dollars. Who could have possibly guessed that she would try to get edgier with age? (Everyone. Everyone should have guessed it)

    Today was the last straw for Miley. The internet gasped at the prospect of three wedding ceremonies for her and fiancee Liam Hemsworth, only to be floored by the news that Miley had cast a porn star Jessie Andrews in her upcoming music video! Oh no!

    Continue Reading

    October 31, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 1271