More Miley Cyrus naked.
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Oh Miley…can nothing stop your wrecking ball of nudity?
The picture you see at the top of this post is not a poor Photoshop job by yours truly, that’s the alternative album art work for Miley Cyrus’s new album BANGERZ.
I don’t know how the record industry is doing these days (I assume terribly because who buys music anymore?) but the only way they’re going to sell records is by putting Miley Cyrus topless as the album artwork.
Sometimes I wonder if her new hyper-sexual persona is just a marketing strategy devised by Miley because no matter what she does she gets herself into the news.
All I know is that when I see this album in stores, I’m not going to buy it but I will stare at it discreetly.
Also checkout Miley Cyrus’s camel toe from a recent performance:
Three months ago, if I read, “Miley Cyrus Naked” I used to freak out with excitement.
Miley Cyrus Naked? Really?
Those three words (Miley Cyrus Naked) had all the promise and excitement of Christmas morning, except so much better because I don’t know how you do Christmas but there are hardly any naked, 20-year-old celebrities when I celebrate Christmas.
I never believed in the old axiom, “too much of a good thing”. How could excess be harmful? But Miley Cyrus has made me rethink my position on the matter. Miley Cyrus is naked or acting lewd so often that I’ve become totally desensitized to her sexy shenanigans.
I just don’t care anymore. Before, naked Miley Cyrus was a novelty. It was something unexpected and shocking. Nowadays a naked Miley Cyrus is as sure as the sunrise.
Now that you know how I feel, let’s watch Miley Cyrus ride a wrecking ball in the nude, lick a sledge-hammer, and touch her body in a white crop-top and panties:
Miley Cyrus is trying to break the record for most Vevo views in one day, which is almost assured because she included her naked body in the video. She’s guaranteed to get views from two key demographics: Miley Cyrus fans and perverts, which accounts for 100% of Earth’s population.
I hope that after this she can tone down the sex for my sake because I’m so bored of it.
In my experience, people who are obsessed with sex and being sexy are that way because they aren’t getting any sex. If that’s the case, Miley, just let me know when you have two and a half minutes to spare. I could really help you out.YOU CAN FOLLOW US HERE:
What the hell happened at the VMAs last night? It definitely wasn’t a Nashville party.
As The Onion predicted in 2008, Miley Cyrus has been officially drained dry of entertainment value.
Last night, Miley Cyrus performed “We Can’t Stop” where she climbed out of a giant teddy bear and pranced around. Then Robin Thicke came out on stage and Miley stripped down to a nude colored bikini. Together they sang “Blurred Lines” (unfortunately, Emily Ratajkowski was not there).
Everyone watched in terror as Miley Cyrus pranced around. The consensus is, Miley Cyrus has gone too far. It’s not fun, it’s not sexy, it’s just sad.
But who am I to tell you how to feel about Miley Cyrus’s performance at the VMA’s?
You can watch for yourself right here: Read more…YOU CAN FOLLOW US HERE:
Miley Cyrus’s hipster-slut makeover is now complete.
She was finally photographed by notable hipster-slut photographer Terry Richardson.
Now, you might think that I’m being too harsh by referring to Miley and Terry as “hipster-sluts” but I think Miley Cyrus is really pulling it off. She’s at least committed to this new “Bad Girl” persona rather than a half-heartedly trying it out.
I never understood why people thought Miley Cyrus was so hot before her transformation. Yes, she’s always been a petite, country girl but now she’s got some freaking attitude!
Alright, let’s look at these new Miley Cyrus sexy pictures shot by Terry Richards:
While these new Miley Cyrus sexy pictures are very sexy, I’m looking forward to seeing how she plans to out-do herself.
Every month, Miley Cyrus does something a little racier. Before you know it, she’s going to be fully nude. Maybe more?YOU CAN FOLLOW US HERE:
How many fucks is Miley Cyrus giving these days?
None at all.
Ever since she cut her hair, she’s been wilding out. Earlier this summer we finally got a glimpse of Miley Cyrus topless and this past Saturday she was twerking for Juicy J.
We’ve seen the top, now let’s see what Miley Cyrus’s ass can do: Read more…YOU CAN FOLLOW US HERE:
Miley Cyrus striking some sexy poses isn’t uncommon but there’s always a hand, a lock of hair or something that obscures just enough of her boobs to make the photo not newsworthy.
However, I may have come across a picture of Miley Cyrus topless with nothing obscuring her boobs for a change. Let’s take a look. Read more…YOU CAN FOLLOW US HERE:
We had a real special project planned for all of you but unfortunately, we were outed by TMZ. We weren’t going to tell you anything until it was for sure but since it’s already out there, we might as well tell you.
Sex.com wants to re-shoot the music video “Decisions” as a soft-core lesbian romp instead of a real cheesy music video style party. Our idea is to get Miley Cyrus naked with Jessie Andrews and have them make-out a bunch or more if Miley is feeling up for it.
Since it was already posted on TMZ, let’s all look at the letter we sent to Miley’s management:
For most of us, the party in the USA ended in 2010. However, most of us aren’t Miley Cyrus who has kept her own personal party in the USA alive and well since summer 2009.
She’s been smoking weed salvia, giving people lapdances, dating super hunky Australians, cutting off her hair, bleaching her hair, making guest appearances on Two and a Half Men. Yes, the girl we knew as a tween idol has really gone off the rails by acting like any ordinary teenager with millions of dollars. Who could have possibly guessed that she would try to get edgier with age? (Everyone. Everyone should have guessed it)
Today was the last straw for Miley. The internet gasped at the prospect of three wedding ceremonies for her and fiancee Liam Hemsworth, only to be floored by the news that Miley had cast a porn star Jessie Andrews in her upcoming music video! Oh no!